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downstairs    [TotalFark]  
SEO is a scam. I can't believe people still think its possible to influence Google search results. If somehow you came across a way to do so, they'd change their algorithm immediately.

14 Jul 2012 08:08 AM
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Generation_D     
they never said what became of the dog

14 Jul 2012 08:31 AM
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PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  
NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

14 Jul 2012 08:44 AM
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Vodka Zombie     
downstairs: SEO is a scam. I can't believe people still think its possible to influence Google search results. If somehow you came across a way to do so, they'd change their algorithm immediately.

Down the hall, third door on the left.

14 Jul 2012 09:25 AM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
This is the autistic guy who walked through hell and came out smiling thread.

/Even though it nearly killed him.

14 Jul 2012 10:11 AM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
Generation_D: they never said what became of the dog

The dog didn't have the will, or it abandoned him?

14 Jul 2012 10:13 AM
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Loucifer    [TotalFark]  
I'm an excellent hiker.

14 Jul 2012 10:24 AM
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Canton     
Guess that's one way to live up to a name like LaFever...

14 Jul 2012 10:30 AM
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cryinoutloud     
Revek: The dog didn't have the will, or it abandoned him?

What kind of person do you have to be where your dog deserts you? Autistic or something?? Because a dog will pretty much stick by you forever.

Although it may have just gotten lost or something when it went off looking for food.

14 Jul 2012 10:31 AM
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vudukungfu     
Generation_D: they never said what became of the dog

Timothy?

14 Jul 2012 10:31 AM
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the_celt     
After two days in the desert sun,
my skin began to turn red..

14 Jul 2012 10:33 AM
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harrycary     
soo Monk got lost in the desert?

14 Jul 2012 10:33 AM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
cryinoutloud: Revek: The dog didn't have the will, or it abandoned him?

What kind of person do you have to be where your dog deserts you? Autistic or something?? Because a dog will pretty much stick by you forever.

Although it may have just gotten lost or something when it went off looking for food.


Really you know for sure your dog would follow you all the way through 150 miles of very damn little?

14 Jul 2012 10:33 AM
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Erix     
Sounds like a fun idea for a hike.

Aside from the starvation and autism and all.

14 Jul 2012 10:38 AM
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Rich Cream     
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz, and the sky with no clouds, the heat was hot and the ground was dry, but the air was full of sound

...as I got off the plane in Ethiopia?

14 Jul 2012 10:40 AM
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PirateKing     
PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

That is the horse's name: "A horse with no name."

"IT'S LIKE A TRIBE CALLED QUEST! YA GOTTA SAY THE WHOLE THING!"
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14 Jul 2012 10:42 AM
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SharkInfested     
PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

THIS!!!!

Hate the flippin' song for that reason

NAMETHEHORSENAMETHEHORSENAMETHEHORSEN AMETHEHORSE

14 Jul 2012 10:43 AM
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cryinoutloud     
Revek: Really you know for sure your dog would follow you all the way through 150 miles of very damn little?

My dog would. So would most people's dogs. Unless it was starving to death, which it likely was.

Hell, the dog probably knew a better route than the man did, and it's now happily living with someone else.

14 Jul 2012 10:49 AM
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downstairs    [TotalFark]  
Vodka Zombie: downstairs: SEO is a scam. I can't believe people still think its possible to influence Google search results. If somehow you came across a way to do so, they'd change their algorithm immediately.

Down the hall, third door on the left.


Ha! Farked that one up, I did.

14 Jul 2012 10:50 AM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

It was named Wildfire. It eventually died in a blizzard.

14 Jul 2012 10:51 AM
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dobro     
I HATE that farkin song! did not even read the article

14 Jul 2012 10:51 AM
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SwiftFox     
cryinoutloud: Revek: Really you know for sure your dog would follow you all the way through 150 miles of very damn little?

My dog would. So would most people's dogs. Unless it was starving to death, which it likely was.

Hell, the dog probably knew a better route than the man did, and it's now happily living with someone else.


Does anyone have the PBF with the collie?

14 Jul 2012 10:52 AM
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maxis_mydog     
Generation_D: they never said what became of the dog


Dog makes a good meal.

14 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
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weapon13     
cryinoutloud: Revek: The dog didn't have the will, or it abandoned him?

What kind of person do you have to be where your dog deserts you? Autistic or something?? Because a dog will pretty much stick by you forever.

Although it may have just gotten lost or something when it went off looking for food.


FTA "Officials were looking into a report that the animal may have been located"

Maybe the dude got so hungry that he tried to eat his dog and that's why it ran away?

14 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
PirateKing: PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY
That is the horse's name: "A horse with no name."
"IT'S LIKE A TRIBE CALLED QUEST! YA GOTTA SAY THE WHOLE THING!"
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 210x158]

SharkInfested: PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY
THIS!!!!
Hate the flippin' song for that reason
NAMETHEHORSENAMETHEHORSENAMETHEHORSEN AMETHEHORSE


Why name it? Your just gonna eat it when it dies. I find it easier to kill my horse when it has no name.

/though the desert on a horse with no name.

14 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
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Heamer    [TotalFark]  
This is what happens when you go Into the Wild all on your own.

Also, if you hate this song, you hate America, you dirty terrorist.

14 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
Missed...

14 Jul 2012 10:55 AM
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blacksho89     
Seriously - that's one tough man. It's been damn hot and dry this summer, and I bet not one in a thousand would survive that experience.

There IS that whole "walking-out-into-the-desert-with-no-w ater" thing, though. He has the savvy to survive, but no concept of distance.

14 Jul 2012 10:55 AM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
cryinoutloud: Revek: Really you know for sure your dog would follow you all the way through 150 miles of very damn little?

My dog would. So would most people's dogs. Unless it was starving to death, which it likely was.

Hell, the dog probably knew a better route than the man did, and it's now happily living with someone else.


So the answer is no it wouldn't.

14 Jul 2012 10:56 AM
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Posh Naranek     
Autistic? And still alive? That's some high functioning there Sherlock.

/No horse
//Horse would've kept you alive
///One way or another
////Transport
//Food + tent leather

14 Jul 2012 10:56 AM
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titwrench     
If I read that correctly it was a 50 mile hike. Even with a 60 pound pack on an inexperienced hiker could pull that off in 3-4 days. He was following a river so there was food and water. I realize he is "autistic" but if he is functional enough that his family let him make the trek alone he should be functional enough to pull it off. I think there is something else to this story.

14 Jul 2012 10:58 AM
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ciberido     
Canton: Guess that's one way to live up to a name like LaFever...

At least he can remember his name.

14 Jul 2012 11:01 AM
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LargeCanine     
Poor dog.

14 Jul 2012 11:03 AM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
He should have drunk his own piss.

14 Jul 2012 11:05 AM
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Arctic Phoenix     
Water, water, everywhere, so let's all have a drink

14 Jul 2012 11:07 AM
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ciberido     
PirateKing: PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

That is the horse's name: "A horse with no name."


Abbott: Hello, I'd like you to meet A Horse With No Name.
Costello: That's what I want to find out.
Abbott: Find out what?
Costello: The horse's name!
Abbott: I already told you he's A Horse With No Name.

14 Jul 2012 11:08 AM
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cryinoutloud     
Revek:
My dog would. So would most people's dogs. Unless it was starving to death, which it likely was.
Hell, the dog probably knew a better route than the man did, and it's now happily living with someone else.
So the answer is no it wouldn't.


Is it that important for you to be RIGHT? I generally don't take my dog on starvation marches. So yes, she would stick with me until she keeled over dead. And so would most dogs.

Did your dog run away from you or something?

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14 Jul 2012 11:10 AM
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Archimedes' Principal     
I wonder if he ever got to see the Space Coyote?

14 Jul 2012 11:11 AM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
Oh no never had one run away. Just thinking if I every decided to do something like that I wouldn't expect him to.

14 Jul 2012 11:12 AM
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Joshudan     
SharkInfested: PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

THIS!!!!

Hate the flippin' song for that reason


I hope you all are joking, but if not; Horse with no name --> "Horse" --> "H"
The song is about getting off drugs; specifically heroine.

My favorite mis-sung lyric was a friend's brother who sang "I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs"

14 Jul 2012 11:12 AM
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vodka     
titwrench: If I read that correctly it was a 50 mile hike. Even with a 60 pound pack on an inexperienced hiker could pull that off in 3-4 days. He was following a river so there was food and water. I realize he is "autistic" but if he is functional enough that his family let him make the trek alone he should be functional enough to pull it off. I think there is something else to this story.

Not in 100 degree heat they wouldn't be able to.

I'm guessing he underestimated how much water he needed to drink. Many people don't have a strong sense of thirst (more common in autistic?) and dry air can be deceiving because you don't feel like you're sweating even though you are a lot. Once dehydration set in he lost all his strength and that was it.

14 Jul 2012 11:16 AM
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Arctic Phoenix     
vodka: titwrench: If I read that correctly it was a 50 mile hike. Even with a 60 pound pack on an inexperienced hiker could pull that off in 3-4 days. He was following a river so there was food and water. I realize he is "autistic" but if he is functional enough that his family let him make the trek alone he should be functional enough to pull it off. I think there is something else to this story.

Not in 100 degree heat they wouldn't be able to.

I'm guessing he underestimated how much water he needed to drink. Many people don't have a strong sense of thirst (more common in autistic?) and dry air can be deceiving because you don't feel like you're sweating even though you are a lot. Once dehydration set in he lost all his strength and that was it.


Bingo. The heat sapped him, likely caused him to become confused, and if he ever DID regain his bearings, it was likely only at night, when he really couldn't navigate anyway. If he knew how to navigate by the stars, he may have been able to, but otherwise, he was screwed once he got disoriented.

14 Jul 2012 11:18 AM
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skinink     
Well, you know Oz never did give nothing to the Tin man that he didn't already have.

14 Jul 2012 11:18 AM
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You Are All Sheep     
So...he's a very good hiker, yeah, a very good hiker?

14 Jul 2012 11:24 AM
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myne     
Joshudan: SharkInfested: PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

THIS!!!!

Hate the flippin' song for that reason

I hope you all are joking, but if not; Horse with no name --> "Horse" --> "H"
The song is about getting off drugs; specifically heroine.

My favorite mis-sung lyric was a friend's brother who sang "I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs"


So the part about the Horse running free because the desert had turned to sea - should sea="C" for cocaine?

14 Jul 2012 11:24 AM
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Revek    [TotalFark]  
skinink: Well, you know Oz never did give nothing to the Tin man that he didn't already have.

You got that right.

14 Jul 2012 11:25 AM
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titwrench     
Arctic Phoenix: vodka: titwrench: If I read that correctly it was a 50 mile hike. Even with a 60 pound pack on an inexperienced hiker could pull that off in 3-4 days. He was following a river so there was food and water. I realize he is "autistic" but if he is functional enough that his family let him make the trek alone he should be functional enough to pull it off. I think there is something else to this story.

Not in 100 degree heat they wouldn't be able to.

I'm guessing he underestimated how much water he needed to drink. Many people don't have a strong sense of thirst (more common in autistic?) and dry air can be deceiving because you don't feel like you're sweating even though you are a lot. Once dehydration set in he lost all his strength and that was it.

Bingo. The heat sapped him, likely caused him to become confused, and if he ever DID regain his bearings, it was likely only at night, when he really couldn't navigate anyway. If he knew how to navigate by the stars, he may have been able to, but otherwise, he was screwed once he got disoriented.


Maybe you're right. I know I have done hikes of good distance in 100+ degree climates at different levels of experience and never came close to anything like this and i didn't always have the advantage of hiking down a river. I just think something else happened. I don't think he just "failed".

14 Jul 2012 11:33 AM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
cryinoutloud: Revek:
My dog would. So would most people's dogs. Unless it was starving to death, which it likely was.
Hell, the dog probably knew a better route than the man did, and it's now happily living with someone else.
So the answer is no it wouldn't.

Is it that important for you to be RIGHT? I generally don't take my dog on starvation marches. So yes, she would stick with me until she keeled over dead. And so would most dogs.

Did your dog run away from you or something?

[blogidaho.biz image 435x700]


The dog knew the guy was a basket case and chose to sake itself.

14 Jul 2012 11:35 AM
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Erix     
Arctic Phoenix: vodka: titwrench: If I read that correctly it was a 50 mile hike. Even with a 60 pound pack on an inexperienced hiker could pull that off in 3-4 days. He was following a river so there was food and water. I realize he is "autistic" but if he is functional enough that his family let him make the trek alone he should be functional enough to pull it off. I think there is something else to this story.

Not in 100 degree heat they wouldn't be able to.

I'm guessing he underestimated how much water he needed to drink. Many people don't have a strong sense of thirst (more common in autistic?) and dry air can be deceiving because you don't feel like you're sweating even though you are a lot. Once dehydration set in he lost all his strength and that was it.

Bingo. The heat sapped him, likely caused him to become confused, and if he ever DID regain his bearings, it was likely only at night, when he really couldn't navigate anyway. If he knew how to navigate by the stars, he may have been able to, but otherwise, he was screwed once he got disoriented.


Not only that, but looking at a map, it's probably 50 miles in a straight line to the lake. The river is far from straight, winding through a canyon for most of the way, and is probably closer to double that distance. Without a trail, in the desert, in the summer. If you've ever hiked off trail, you know it's probably half the speed as you can make on an established trail.

14 Jul 2012 11:40 AM
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SharkInfested     
Joshudan: SharkInfested: PC LOAD LETTER: NAME THE FRACKING HORSE ALREADY

THIS!!!!

Hate the flippin' song for that reason

I hope you all are joking, but if not; Horse with no name --> "Horse" --> "H"
The song is about getting off drugs; specifically heroine.

My favorite mis-sung lyric was a friend's brother who sang "I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs"


yeah, yeah, i know it's all drug references, but I DON'T CARE! Still find it inexplicably irritating.

NAMETHEHORSENAMETHEHORSENAMETHEHORSE

14 Jul 2012 11:55 AM
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