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   Woman wins Bodybuilding Competition. Amazingly, she's a 64 year old grandmother. (With a 'yes, you'd hit it' pic.)

14 Jul 2012 11:08 AM   |   5771 clicks   |   CBS Los Angeles 2
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InvertedB     
She wins again... it's like deja vu.

14 Jul 2012 11:13 AM
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steamingpile     
No, I like my women to look and feel like a woman, not like a brunette version of Madonna.

14 Jul 2012 11:18 AM
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pc_gator     
Would certainly NOT hit granny!

14 Jul 2012 11:25 AM
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
steamingpile: No, I like my women to look and feel like a woman, not like a brunette version of Madonna.

Have to agree. Keeping healthy is an admirable thing; getting stringy man muscles is a deal-breaker.

14 Jul 2012 11:26 AM
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Robo Beat     
steamingpile: No, I like my women to look and feel like a woman, not like a brunette version of Madonna.

Seriously. It's like a piece of beef jerky with a weave.

14 Jul 2012 11:26 AM
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CoonAce     
Ah, the IBTC.

14 Jul 2012 11:32 AM
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Opiate of the Lasses     
64-year-old vagina = no thanks. Don't care how firm your lats are.

14 Jul 2012 11:41 AM
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Dr J Zoidberg     
Considering I'm 24, no I would not, Subby

14 Jul 2012 11:45 AM
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ramblinwreck     
FTA - "I mean, just cause you're 60, doesn't mean you have to be bent down on a stick."

Hmmmm, not sure if want....

14 Jul 2012 11:45 AM
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jwfrogem     
puhlease a vagina can be exercised too, and i bet that ones ripped er uh tight...whatever.

14 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
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wishiwasTFer     
If by hit you mean, punch it in the face before it rips me in half, then yes.

14 Jul 2012 11:46 AM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
Wow.
www.bellenews.com

14 Jul 2012 11:48 AM
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mc_madness     
BARF. PUKE. BLAH

:(

14 Jul 2012 11:51 AM
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Oldiron_79     
Thats a man baby

14 Jul 2012 11:52 AM
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downstairs    [TotalFark]  
Nope, not sexy.

14 Jul 2012 12:12 PM
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MisterLoki     
Not with your dick, subby.

14 Jul 2012 12:12 PM
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mab1823     
And it would hit back.

14 Jul 2012 12:18 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Saw small picture.

Hmm, ya know, I just might.

Clicked to hi-res picture.

Uh, no, no I wouldn't.

It's not the age it's the masculinity.

14 Jul 2012 12:20 PM
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Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
Ummmm... no. Not sexy. Body fat that low is not healthy and not attractive.

14 Jul 2012 12:29 PM
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Mr. McNutt     
No, I would not.

14 Jul 2012 12:48 PM
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whither_apophis    [TotalFark]  
jwfrogem: puhlease a vagina can be exercised too, and i bet that ones ripped er uh tight...whatever.

futuramakegelmachine.jpg

14 Jul 2012 12:54 PM
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Jim from Saint Paul     
Opiate of the Lasses: 64-year-old vagina = no thanks. Don't care how firm your lats are.

The lord gave her 3 entrances sir.

14 Jul 2012 02:01 PM
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turbokat    [TotalFark]  
Dude, that's a SERIOUS five o'clock shadow going on there.

Not even with a stolen dick!

14 Jul 2012 02:09 PM
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Big_Doofus     
Disgusting.

If I want to fark a man, I will turn into a gay and do it the right way.

14 Jul 2012 02:16 PM
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Jamdug!    [TotalFark]  
Jesus, that webpage is like the virtual version of the inside of a dollar store. Just crowded with shiat nobody wants.

14 Jul 2012 02:55 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
It's Grady from Sanford and Son.

14 Jul 2012 03:01 PM
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ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt     
Well, ok subby, I think I'll trust yo-

*click*


..........................NEVER AGAIN.

14 Jul 2012 03:04 PM
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MAYORBOB     
Lady bodybuilders give my dick a limp.

14 Jul 2012 04:51 PM
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FuturePastNow     
I would.

14 Jul 2012 07:09 PM
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iron_city_ap     
I bet she makes an awesome apple and andro pie.

14 Jul 2012 07:27 PM
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Slackfumasta     
MUCH hotter grannies here:

14 Jul 2012 07:42 PM
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Slackfumasta     
er...HERE goddammit

Link

14 Jul 2012 07:43 PM
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drjekel_mrhyde     
Slackfumasta: er...HERE goddammit

Link


Bookmarked

14 Jul 2012 08:30 PM
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Hoopy Frood     
That's not very amazing. I know someone who became a grandmother at 39.

14 Jul 2012 11:35 PM
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steamingpile     
Hoopy Frood: That's not very amazing. I know someone who became a grandmother at 39.

I knew a friend who was a grandma at 33 but she had her first kid at 15 and then didn't teach the kid how to say no so at 17 she got knocked up. It wasn't the first time she was pregnant either, she got pregnant the first time at 15 but had a miscarriage. I didn't understand why that was such a sad thing, I was thinking she dodged a bullet and should be happy.

15 Jul 2012 01:02 AM
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