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a: Hornswoggle was really the one driving the car the night Katie Vick died.
b: Short answer, Yes.
c: 25 minutes (including the women's match jiggle fest and a cole/king rematch.)

what do I win?

The Hurricane returns and licks John Cenas back, Hurricane then purrs and rubs his head against Cenas neck

Hornswoggle using sticks to press the pedals in a Hummer!

So, HORNSWOGGLE blew up McMahon's limo! O.O

-Hornswoggle was on the grassy knoll
-Hornswoggle caused McMahon to ring the bell early during the Montreal Screwjob
-Hornswoggle did it for the Rock.

lolz @ did it for the rock

Hornswoggle killed the Benoit family

Hornswoggle killed Eddie Guerrero for the sole purpose of unleashing Vickie Guerrero on us
it was an evil plan and it worked

Hornswoggle stole Moppy from Saturn

Hornswoggle gave Al Snow head and Blackman head cheese

It was Hornswoggle's idea to feed Al Snow his little dog Pepper and to have the Big Show ride his "father's" casket around a cemetery.

- Hornswoggle taped Mae Young giving birth to Mark Henrys hand
- Hornswoggle is the reason Vince Mcmahon calls himself the genetic jackhammer

ManateeGag: It was Hornswoggle's idea to feed Al Snow his little dog Pepper and to have the Big Show ride his "father's" casket around a cemetery.

oh the memories. good times good times

Hornswoggle convinced Tatanka to sell out to the Million Dollar Man
Hornswoggle gave Earthquake the recipe for Quakeburgers
Hornswoggle told Smash to get into the repossession business

The PPV was predictable but had some good matches. WHC MITB match was good some botches but the kind of work in a ladder match to show how dangerous they are. Punk/Bryan was another great match as expected. the WWE MITB was good for who was there. Big Slow/Kane/Cena are not known for the ladder match skills. The giant ladder was a nice touch and the briefcase botch could lead to some interesting angles as Cena never unhooked the briefcase. Then again maybe it seemed better from the crapfest that Raw has been for the last month.

Gotta get up early tomorrow, so I'm going to miss the fallout. :-(

I'll see (some of) you Thursday night.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Hornswoggle filled Vince's car with cement!

- John Cena posted on his Twitter account that he will have a huge announcement on Tonight's WWE Raw Supershow involving the Money in the Bank contract. Here is what he wrote.
@JohnCena
I've got a huge announcement tonight on #Raw! LIVE 9/8 CT @USA_Network

Sounds to me like we have next weeks Raw main event.

Hornswoggle was really nWo Sting.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

Steven Rules: - John Cena posted on his Twitter account that he will have a huge announcement on Tonight's WWE Raw Supershow involving the Money in the Bank contract. Here is what he wrote.
@JohnCena
I've got a huge announcement tonight on #Raw! LIVE 9/8 CT @USA_Network

Sounds to me like we have next weeks Raw main event.

Maybe it's a new shirt!

Hornswoggle was the one behind GTV.

Hornswoggle was the Black Scorpion.
Hornswoggle convinced Jacques Rougeau that he should become a Mountie.
Likewise, Hornswoggle convinced Tito Santana that bullfighting was a logical career choice.

Hornswoggle slammed Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3

Hornswoggle got Lex Luger drunk and talking in a bar the night before Wrestlemania X
Hornswoggle told Vince that he had to get the belt off of Bret Hart at Survivor Series, or else.
Hornswoggle gave Dino Bravo a few cartons of cigarettes to take back to Canada for "a friend".

Hornswoggle was the one that released Vader from his White Castle of Fear last month.

Hornswoggle designed the helmet Ron Simmons had to wear as Farooq Asad, and the face jockstrap for Aldo Montoya.

Hornswoggle also dressed Naked Mideon.

Hornswoggle drove the Hummer!

Hornswoggle was on the rigging crew at Kemper Arena.
Hornswoggle slipped laxatives into Andre the Giant's beer before Andre went out to wrestle Bad News Brown
Hornswoggle wrote the Huckster and Nacho Man skits.

Hornswoggle was Los Conquistadors #2.
Si! Si! Si!

ElectricPeterTork: Hornswoggle was on the rigging crew at Kemper Arena.
Ouch

Hornswoggle was actually the Gobbledy Gooker.

I'm GOING TO TOUT ABOUT ALL OF YOUR POSTS!

Hornswoggle was the reason Shawn Michaels superkicked The Rock.

Hornswoggle hired Todd Pettengill

Was Hornswoggle in on the Bin Laden hit ?

By the way, I just want to say: fark Brock vs. Rock. Give me The Rock vs. Shawn Michaels at the next Wrestlemania. I will pay for the PPV twice.

Hornswoggle is Kane and Lita's miscarried son.

Hornswaggle once caused Dolph Ziggler to briefly have amnesia and sell moves like John Cena.

Hornswoggle convinced UPN to force Muhammad Hassan off TV.

Hornswoggle loaded Honky Tonk Man's guitar with lead right before it hit Jake Roberts.
Hornswoggle was in charge of Owen's descent rigging.

/ok, that last one might cross the line.

Hornswoggle was really Gillberg

Hornswoggle was the last cruiserweight cha....oh...damn...

Hornswoggle was the booker in that Secrets of Pro Wrestling Revealed show, not Harley Race.
Hornswoggle took the photos that Baby Doll blackmailed Dusty Rhodes with. (They were nude photos of Hornswoggle)
Hornswoggle was Paul Ellering's puppet, Rocco.

Hornswoggle made a funny face at Paul London during the limo explosion

Hornswoggle was the one that killed AL Snow's dog
He also made David Arquette champion

He was the one that had sex with Katie Vick

Hornswoggle IS Molly Holly

wippit: Hornswoggle loaded Honky Tonk Man's guitar with lead right before it hit Jake Roberts.
Hornswoggle was in charge of Owen's descent rigging.

/ok, that last one might cross the line.

Meh, I remarked that the briefcase clasp broke so easily you'd have thought Owen was attached to it.

My husband still isn't speaking to me.

Steven Rules: - John Cena posted on his Twitter account that he will have a huge announcement on Tonight's WWE Raw Supershow involving the Money in the Bank contract. Here is what he wrote.
@JohnCena
I've got a huge announcement tonight on #Raw! LIVE 9/8 CT @USA_Network

Sounds to me like we have next weeks Raw main event.

More like Cena vs. Punk at Summerslam.

Tonight is going to be the lamest of lame ducks, with #1000 being next week. Speaking of, are we doing anything special for Raw #1004?

Hornswoggle twittered my TOUT