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   Because nothing says Thanksgiving in America better than a steaming hot cup of 7-Eleven mashed potatoes

16 Jul 2012 10:42 AM   |   1088 clicks   |   Short List
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
I would at least try it if they offered it here. However, their "corn dog rollers" are so disappointing I wouldn't get my hopes up.

16 Jul 2012 10:38 AM
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tzzhc4     
Does 7-11 still sell the Double Gulp? If so can you fill it with mashed potatoes?

16 Jul 2012 10:43 AM
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King Something     
America sounds fat.

16 Jul 2012 10:52 AM
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indoorplant     
i find this more wrong...

www.beyondthekitchensink.com

16 Jul 2012 11:10 AM
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offmymeds     
That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?

16 Jul 2012 11:43 AM
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Miss Stein    [TotalFark]  
indoorplant: i find this more wrong...

[www.beyondthekitchensink.com image 500x667]


Came for Bob Evans Biscuits n Gravy dispenser. Leaving happy.

16 Jul 2012 01:00 PM
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imagonyx123     
offmymeds: That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?

You have't seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet, have you?

16 Jul 2012 01:19 PM
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offmymeds     
imagonyx123: offmymeds: That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?

You have't seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet, have you?


Watching the video in the article reminded me of just that.

16 Jul 2012 02:52 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
I need this - but with guacamole.

16 Jul 2012 09:01 PM
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highwayrun     
I don't understand the appeal of biscuits and gravy. It's flour and a little bit of shortening, topped with a gluey paste of flour and a little bit of grease. Flour, topped with flour, in flour sauce.

16 Jul 2012 11:04 PM
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CognaciousThunk     
For years, Thanksgiving was not complete until I picked up KFC mashed potatoes before heading to the inlaws house. They never wanted to mess with making them themselves.

/I can't imagine the BE gravy machine would let the bigger chunks of sausage thru ... kinda spoils it for me. BTW, the gravy is healthier than the biscuits. Look it up.

16 Jul 2012 11:52 PM
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Stibium     
offmymeds: That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?

When I read TFA I felt a massive wave of depression overtake the very core of my soul in ways that only the most craven and negligent consumerist shenanigans can do. Just thinking about workers refilling the machines with powdered potato mix literally makes my stomach crawl, let alone someone actually throwing money into the abomination and partaking in it's whipped sin and gravy offal.

17 Jul 2012 02:47 AM
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urban.derelict     
highwayrun: I don't understand the appeal of biscuits and gravy. It's flour and a little bit of shortening, topped with a gluey paste of flour and a little bit of grease. Flour, topped with flour, in flour sauce.

What's that, it takes a few scant pennies to produce a serving which can then be sold for... 99¢? $1.99 even?

/if you can't sell something for 5x what it cost to produce, it is not worth selling
//general rule of thumb in consumerism
///you would not believe the mark-up
//buy your hand tools, hardware in bulk online, you will save hundreds over buying them retail, even after shipping costs

17 Jul 2012 07:51 AM
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devilskware     
King Something: Singapore America sounds fat.

17 Jul 2012 09:08 AM
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Hawnkee     
She's ok with this:

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17 Jul 2012 09:47 AM
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techjunkie11     
Why shouldn't we have a gas station version of one of America's favorite foods. With restaurants like http://www.heartattackgrill.com, started by people that made millions in the weight loss industry, why wouldn't we have another way to help improve the obesity across America?

17 Jul 2012 11:16 AM
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AiryAnne     
highwayrun: I don't understand the appeal of biscuits and gravy. It's flour and a little bit of shortening, topped with a gluey paste of flour and a little bit of grease. Flour, topped with flour, in flour sauce.

Cuz it's so farking good. That's why.

19 Jul 2012 04:47 PM
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