University of Saskatchewan researchers have discovered the chemical pathway that Cannabis sativa uses to create bioactive compounds called cannabinoids, paving the way for the development of marijuana varieties to produce pharmaceuticals or cannabinoid-free industrial hemp big corporations to make money from cannabis while it'll still be illegal for you.

Plants create dangerous and addictive drugs like: THC, DMT, Opium, Cocaine etc...

Lets outlaw all plant life.

sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

whyRpeoplesostupid: University of Saskatchewan researchers have discovered the chemical pathway that Cannabis sativa uses to create bioactive compounds called cannabinoids, paving the way for the development of marijuana varieties to produce pharmaceuticals or cannabinoid-free industrial hemp big corporations to make money from cannabis while it'll still be illegal for you.

the classic "done in one"

colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

Funbies. Or, Zomyuns.


/HUGBEES!

IronJelly: smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath

Nice.

Step one: Insert THC production into e.coli strain.
Step two: Feed to people.
Step three: Why do we need a step three.

/Or maybe a strain of lactobacillus.

Because People in power are Stupid: Plants create dangerous and addictive drugs like: THC, DMT, Opium, Cocaine etc...

Lets outlaw all plant life.\

THC is not addictive

Just like most wine affectionados don't graduate to chugging EverClear, most marijuana users just want a long-lasting pleasant relaxing experience rather than raw mind-melting potency.

nmemkha: Just like most wine affectionados don't graduate to chugging EverClear, most marijuana users just want a long-lasting pleasant relaxing experience rather than raw mind-melting potency.

That is, before they start eating off people's faces!

/Will absolutely happen to all weed smokers eventually
//TV wouldn't lie about something like this

nmemkha

Just like most wine affectionados don't graduate to chugging EverClear, most marijuana users just want a long-lasting pleasant relaxing experience rather than raw mind-melting potency.


b-b-but that one farker said that everybody that gets high once and likes it will move on to the next strongest thing and then it is human nature to not stop until they are strung out in the gutter hooked on H shooting it directly into their eyes.

IronJelly: colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

there is so much win and potential for win in that post...i ... i can't even stand it.

/"smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath" has to be the best thing i've read i a long while.
//never smelled grass like that
///lives in P-town Oregon - smelled grass that reminded me of diesel - but not freshly washed young vagina.

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dang - technology is amazing -

IronJelly: colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

Read this in Wilford Brimley's voice, sides splitting.. Eyes pouring.. can't.. stop.. farting!

Let me guess: Multi-cellular stalks with resin producing heads?

I learned that in pharmacy school in 1991.

One professor's area of research was natural products/alkaloids. We had a lab on pot, but since it is a DEA Schedule I, he had to buy it off the street.

IronJelly: //Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

The Alien's didn't bring good weed? For shame ET.. For shame..

IronJelly: colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

Sir, I direct you to one of the greatest wonders of the Internet Age: Silk Road

Token Anarchist: IronJelly: colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

Sir, I direct you to one of the greatest wonders of the Internet Age: Silk Road


You know, I know about Silk Road. I even have it bookmarked, and I have a BitCoin wallet, but I've never actually tried to buy anything from it. While I can't ask you to condone the use of an illegal service or substance, would you say that it's relatively safe to use?

My new acronym / phrase for something that is awesome is now "YWV"

Young
Woman's
Vigina

inner ted: IronJelly: colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

there is so much win and potential for win in that post...i ... i can't even stand it.

/"smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath" has to be the best thing i've read i a long while.
//never smelled grass like that
///lives in P-town Oregon - smelled grass that reminded me of diesel - but not freshly washed young vagina.

Growing up all that anyone seemed to have was skunk or rancid salami smelling and the smell alone turned me off to it.

I recently smelled some that smelled like blackberries and cloves that shocked me. And now I hear about the varieties are so varied as to boggle the mind.

I don't know why I'm surprised, Look what we have done with every other plant we've domesticated!

what is done cannot be undone. The genie is out.

Sir, I direct you to one of the greatest wonders of the Internet Age: Silk Road

Thank you kind Farker. This old square has always wanted to know what it's like to be high on acid but too goody-too-shoed to know where to get some. Time to get Tor and bitcoins now.

/salvia rocks

Optimal_Illusion:

Or

Funyun hunting zombies = Fonzies

busy chillin': nmemkha

Just like most wine affectionados don't graduate to chugging EverClear, most marijuana users just want a long-lasting pleasant relaxing experience rather than raw mind-melting potency.


b-b-but that one farker said that everybody that gets high once and likes it will move on to the next strongest thing and then it is human nature to not stop until they are strung out in the gutter hooked on H shooting it directly into their eyes.

That's totally not true. I only did that once.

CKing12: IronJelly: colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

Read this in Wilford Brimley's voice, sides splitting.. Eyes pouring.. can't.. stop.. farting!

Sounds like *someone* can get the good stuff.

/would like to "subscribe" to your "magazine"

IronJelly: As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try... Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering


If youve ever done the mail thing, I'll help you out. I've mailed cannabis/beer to Farkers probably almost a dozen times over the years. I even mailed a bunch of free little Bubba Kush nuggets from a thread I was feeling jolly in last holidays.

/Of course by I, implied is the online entity D_evans45, not whoever is posting as this alias
//Also, by emailing, you agree you are a medical cannabis patient under all applicable state regulations etc...etc..etc. cough cough

Regarding the article, what kinda Ric Romero shiat is this?

"Cannabinoids are produced on the flowers of the female plant of Cannabis sativa in tiny hair-like structures called trichomes, the plant's own "chemical factories."

The trichomes have been scientifically and chemically known as the good stuff "factories" since at least the 1990s, when I first found out about all that good stuff, probably decades earlier. These trichomes have been gathered and pressed into hashish since at least 3rd millennium BCE, wiki source, even earlier man without our advanced knowledge knew that trichomes pressed together produced the strongest medicine.

Good job scientists, how much money did you spend isolating this "previously unknown" chemical factory? For the purpose of reducing THC to hemp levels? Hemp grows wild throughout the midwest, there's a perfectly viable (and dirt cheap) domestic source available. Yet these guys feel like reinventing the discovery of trichomes and doing all this other shiat to recreate it.

./Eureka! It's the alcohol that makes you drunk! Put it in a peer reviewed journal!

D_Evans45:
./Eureka! It's the alcohol that makes you drunk! Put it in a peer reviewed journal!

I'll perform a peer review on that article.

"After two puffs on a marijuana cigarette, I was turned into a bat."

Sorry... sounds like another propaganda scare tactic to me.

timujin: Because People in power are Stupid: Plants create dangerous and addictive drugs like: THC, DMT, Opium, Cocaine etc...

Lets outlaw all plant life.\

THC is not addictive

Neither is DMT, really. Almost everything produces it and you build up a crazy tolerance for it quickly.

IronJelly: Token Anarchist: IronJelly: colon_pow: sounds like they want to cultivate strains without the best ingredient.

sorry to bring you down...

This. More likely, they'll make a non-high version of weed, make it legal, and force the dispensaries to sell only the non canniboid varieties.

Someone else will keep the secret to the canniboid genome, and make some super-strong high inducing substance that the black market will go crazy for. I can't wait for that.

In the movie Ted, they discussed a strain of marijuana called "Mind Rape" as the better alternative to one called "This is Permanent."

As a frequent smoker who can't get the higher quality weed in the little backwoods town he now lives in, I would LOVE to try either one of those. It's too bad I can't find any other Farkers in this town, I'm guessing they'd know where the good trees are. Back home in Vegas, I knew a guy who kept a large amount of weed categorized by the high effect. You could go to him, tell him you wanted weed that would make you fly, and by the good grace of FSM, he would have it. The one he gave me to cure my migraines worked faster than Excedrin, smelled like a young woman's vagina right after a bath, and is the only kind I've ever smoked before bed that kept me high through the next morning. Awesome, and a damn shame I can't get anything even close to that anymore

//Roswell, New Mexico, if you're wondering

Sir, I direct you to one of the greatest wonders of the Internet Age: Silk Road


You know, I know about Silk Road. I even have it bookmarked, and I have a BitCoin wallet, but I've never actually tried to buy anything from it. While I can't ask you to condone the use of an illegal service or substance, would you say that it's relatively safe to use?

Yes, just make sure the seller you choose has a lot of popular reviews, and make sure to use your real name on the package. Yes, this sounds stupid and even insane, but it's true. You can always claim you never ordered it, and they won't be able to prove it. With the wrong name, it could be flagged by the post office (a package I ordered to a friends PO box with my name had a big red question mark by the label). It is also a felony to take mail not addressed to you.

Browse around their forums and wiki for a bit, they have a lot of good guides and faqs.

Here's a beginner's guide on Reddit, but for American users, I suggest using BitInstant, you can get Bitcoins with cash at major retailers such as Walmart and CVS, as well as bank branches.

nmemkha: Just like most wine affectionados don't graduate to chugging EverClear, most marijuana users just want a long-lasting pleasant relaxing experience rather than raw mind-melting potency.

No but there's something to be said about taking these chemicals and turning them into products that produce the same level of intoxication but eliminate the ash, smoke, and necessity for burning. Kind of like using a vaporizer without having to pack anything. Just insert a cartridge and turn it on, and the chemical is turned into an aerosol that can be scented or flavored, and carcinogen free.

Kind of like e-cigarrettes but better.

DrPainMD: "After two puffs on a marijuana cigarette, I was turned into a bat."

Sorry... sounds like another propaganda scare tactic to me.

Depends, was it the Flying Fox type, or Louisville Slugger?

THC is the gateway drug. One day you're smoking a bowl, the next day you're a zombie eating someone's face.

Glad the government has a handle on all this.

So now everyone knows where the cannabis factory is, how long do you think it will be before it gets busted?