So she did this ev-ery-day?

I'd hug her with my penis.

That's a lot of cooties for one woman to take upon herself.

FirstNationalBastard: I'd hug her with my penis.

"LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!!!"
/poke

She seems creepy to me. I've had enough of those back in the day.

/Yea I'm talking to you Lisa.... How many times did I have to tell you I'm wasn't in to women whose two middle toes on each foot are stuck together!

No, I wouldn't. I'm not going to support some AW in doing something that would get me arrested were I to try it.

I wonder how many of those people she's cut off in traffic?

but if she was a "Sex Offender" she'd go to jail.

how stupid in this country when we determine which is creepier
the person who can't forgive or the person who gives off invisible vibes that can only be detected with a proper documentation.

I'd hug her brains out.

/wink
//wink wink

JNowe: No, I wouldn't. I'm not going to support some AW in doing something that would get me arrested were I to try it.

Actually, I agree, and really think people should keep the fark to themselves. Fark your hugs. Stay away from me.

However, I'd still allow her to hug my penis with her mouth, or vagina.

Just be careful... if you hug her, you're hugging everybody she's ever hugged before you.

Practice safe hugs.

Jon iz teh kewl: but if she was a "Sex Offender" she'd go to jail.

how stupid in this country when we determine which is creepier
the person who can't forgive or the person who gives off invisible vibes that can only be detected with a proper documentation.

I have to wonder how many guys are on the registry because some girl told them she was old enough when she wasn't...

/apparently we're magically supposed to know...
//wasn't there a fark article where some 13 year old girl was pretending to be a 19 year old divorcee on myspace, picking up guys from there and farking them? I think she sent 2 guys to jail

not enough tits.

AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]

Gawd DAMN!

FirstNationalBastard: JNowe: .

However, I'd still allow her to hug my penis with her mouth, or vagina.

what about her butt? you know what they say, equality for all ho(le)s

ChipNASA: not enough tits.

probably all of that 'hugging' has worn them down to almost nothing...

/sad really... mournful...

penguinfark: AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]

Gawd DAMN!

I was beginning to wonder if anyone would comment on that pic hehe

*Probably not work safe* here's her model mayhem (pops in new window)

AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]


Good sir, I'd like to complain about your post and the way it has adversely affected me: I have literally lost all cognitive abilities due to the recklessness of your behavior. My work performance has suffered greatly, and my cat has ceased speaking to me. I expect full compensation for these losses in the form of MOAR

AgentKGB: Jon iz teh kewl: but if she was a "Sex Offender" she'd go to jail.

how stupid in this country when we determine which is creepier
the person who can't forgive or the person who gives off invisible vibes that can only be detected with a proper documentation.

I have to wonder how many guys are on the registry because some girl told them she was old enough when she wasn't...

/apparently we're magically supposed to know...
//wasn't there a fark article where some 13 year old girl was pretending to be a 19 year old divorcee on myspace, picking up guys from there and farking them? I think she sent 2 guys to jail

NO. NO THERE WASNT
GO TO BED.

Embden.Meyerhof: AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]


Good sir, I'd like to complain about your post and the way it has adversely affected me: I have literally lost all cognitive abilities due to the recklessness of your behavior. My work performance has suffered greatly, and my cat has ceased speaking to me. I expect full compensation for these losses in the form of MOAR

I'd let her give me a mouth hug.

She must be one Sick Puppy^.

ChipNASA: not enough tits.

Here's some more. NSFW

I can't wait for this weekend!

AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]

I'll gladly hug her boobies

AgentKGB: penguinfark: AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]

Gawd DAMN!

I was beginning to wonder if anyone would comment on that pic hehe

*Probably not work safe* here's her model mayhem (pops in new window)

Her page has posted: "No Nudes".

Goddammitsomuch. What is up with these who will show most of their tits, but not the whole thing(s)? Cockteases...

Also, put up some pics of the hugger lady.

As a guy, I probably would have been decked several times before I could make her record.

DirkTheDaring: Just be careful... if you hug her, you're hugging everybody she's ever hugged before you.

Practice safe hugs.

I'd go looking for the still from The Naked Gun with the full-body condoms, but I'm at work and GISing it may not be such a good idea.

AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]

DAMN!
Now my pants don't fit and I'm hungry.

penguinfark:

As a guy, I probably would have been decked several times arrested, charged as a sex offender, convicted, thrown in prison, sodomized, and forced to register as a sex offender when I was eventually released from prison before I could make her record.

FTFReality.

/unless you're rich, and walk around in a suit made of hundred-dollar bills.

AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]

Yum.

Sharp elbows, would not hug

Jon iz teh kewl: AgentKGB: Jon iz teh kewl: but if she was a "Sex Offender" she'd go to jail.

how stupid in this country when we determine which is creepier
the person who can't forgive or the person who gives off invisible vibes that can only be detected with a proper documentation.

I have to wonder how many guys are on the registry because some girl told them she was old enough when she wasn't...

/apparently we're magically supposed to know...
//wasn't there a fark article where some 13 year old girl was pretending to be a 19 year old divorcee on myspace, picking up guys from there and farking them? I think she sent 2 guys to jail

NO. NO THERE WASNT
GO TO BED.

Yes, yes there was...

and go easy on the capslock :p

FirstNationalBastard: penguinfark:

As a guy, I probably would have been decked several times arrested, charged as a sex offender, convicted, thrown in prison, sodomized, and forced to register as a sex offender when I was eventually released from prison before I could make her record.

FTFReality.

/unless you're rich, and walk around in a suit made of hundred-dollar bills.

or if you're a Dollar Menuaire

AgentKGB: Jon iz teh kewl: AgentKGB: Jon iz teh kewl: but if she was a "Sex Offender" she'd go to jail.

how stupid in this country when we determine which is creepier
the person who can't forgive or the person who gives off invisible vibes that can only be detected with a proper documentation.

I have to wonder how many guys are on the registry because some girl told them she was old enough when she wasn't...

/apparently we're magically supposed to know...
//wasn't there a fark article where some 13 year old girl was pretending to be a 19 year old divorcee on myspace, picking up guys from there and farking them? I think she sent 2 guys to jail

NO. NO THERE WASNT
GO TO BED.

Yes, yes there was...

and go easy on the capslock :p

well then G-d should have notified them of their true age.
cause that's all he cares about
he's a biatch to our laws

Cute woman doing this = No issue
Ugly woman doing this = GET AWAY FROM ME!
Cute guy doing this = Gay
Ugly guy doing this = Rape

FirstNationalBastard: JNowe: No, I wouldn't. I'm not going to support some AW in doing something that would get me arrested were I to try it.

Actually, I agree, and really think people should keep the fark to themselves. Fark your hugs. Stay away from me.

Aww, sounds like Mister Cranky Pants could use a big ol' group hug. C'mere ya big lug!

kkinnison: Cute woman doing this = No issue
Ugly woman doing this = GET AWAY FROM ME!
Cute guy doing this = Gay
Ugly guy doing this = Rape

Cute guy doing this, but raping them afterward = (not) gay?

Embden.Meyerhof: AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]


Good sir, I'd like to complain about your post and the way it has adversely affected me: I have literally lost all cognitive abilities due to the recklessness of your behavior. My work performance has suffered greatly, and my cat has ceased speaking to me. I expect full compensation for these losses in the form of MOAR

See the video here

DirkTheDaring: Practice safe hugs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christia n_side_hug

Joce678: Embden.Meyerhof: AgentKGB: [i.imgur.com image 667x1000]


Good sir, I'd like to complain about your post and the way it has adversely affected me: I have literally lost all cognitive abilities due to the recklessness of your behavior. My work performance has suffered greatly, and my cat has ceased speaking to me. I expect full compensation for these losses in the form of MOAR

See the video here

Sadly that's not really her :(

I'd box up her boobs in an under the arms hug. Then, I check out her bra connector to see if it is a two or three hook affair. Then finish with a whole body sweep and cop-a-feel-ya. If she doesn't back up fast enough, I'm a-catching some butt top.

That'll learn her to be happy.

I think it's nice but a little creepy. At least they show her asking people and not just running up and hugging them. That would be some serious boundry issues.

If sHe was fugly, she wouldn't be getting nearly as many hugs...just saying

bim1154: She seems creepy to me. I've had enough of those back in the day.

/Yea I'm talking to you Lisa.... How many times did I have to tell you I'm wasn't in to women whose two middle toes on each foot are stuck together!

If she had "two middle toes on each foot," that would mean she had an even number of toes on each foot.
*shudder*

pciszek: DirkTheDaring: Practice safe hugs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christia n_side_hug

..and the accused. refer to that funny S looking symbol 14.692

I hug her with all of my 6"

vegasj: I hug her with all of my 6"

That's all?

66dude: vegasj: I hug her with all of my 6"

That's all?

I plan to go in twice.