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   Unemployment in the UK to decline by 30,000. Well, for a few weeks anyway

17 Jul 2012 02:11 PM   |   843 clicks   |   The Sun
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hugram     
Good for you UK. I hope you benefit greatly from the Olympics.

Meanwhile, we had brave Americans cheering when Chicago lost the chance to host the next Olympics.

17 Jul 2012 02:26 PM
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hippyneil     
It would have been 40,000 if G4S weren't a bunch of twats and whoever decided that having one private company handle all the security wasn't such a tit.

17 Jul 2012 02:47 PM
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Tillmaster     
Good luck to them. Who knows - if they do the job well, they might be taken on for a longer period of time.

17 Jul 2012 03:20 PM
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beta_plus     
hugram: Good for you UK. I hope you benefit greatly from the Olympics.

Meanwhile, we had brave Americans cheering when Chicago lost the chance to host the next Olympics.


2016 is going to be in Rio. Why are you racist against Brazilians?

17 Jul 2012 03:46 PM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
Whoring for 17 days of Olympics.

17 Jul 2012 04:16 PM
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Nexzus     
The games start in 10 days. This type of stuff should have been handled weeks ago. By the time the hiring process is done, training is done, and the workers are actually productive and efficient in their positions, the games will be over.

Yes, TFA says these are for low skilled positions earmarked for those currently without jobs, but still.

17 Jul 2012 05:59 PM
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TheSwizz     
Nexzus: The games start in 10 days. This type of stuff should have been handled weeks ago. By the time the hiring process is done, training is done, and the workers are actually productive and efficient in their positions, the games will be over.

Yes, TFA says these are for low skilled positions earmarked for those currently without jobs, but still.


Put fries in fryer.
Start preset timer.
Remove when preset timer goes *beep*.
Serve.

/When toilet overflows: mop up.

17 Jul 2012 07:11 PM
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PowerSlacker     
hugram: Good for you UK. I hope you benefit greatly from the Olympics.

Meanwhile, we had brave Americans cheering when Chicago lost the chance to host the next Olympics.


The Olympics are a fiscal nightmare.

/disappointed that the article wasn't about 30,000 whores arriving in London.

17 Jul 2012 11:46 PM
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aevorea    [TotalFark]  
Nexzus: The games start in 10 days. This type of stuff should have been handled weeks ago. By the time the hiring process is done, training is done, and the workers are actually productive and efficient in their positions, the games will be over.

Yes, TFA says these are for low skilled positions earmarked for those currently without jobs, but still.


It sounds as though those who are already employed are working at the Olympics, while the temp workers are filling in at the places that sent workers to the Olympics.

FTA: "The positions have been created as companies - including McDonald's - move their best staff to London for the Games.

This has opened up 30,000 vacancies in shops, fast-food restaurants and cleaning firms across Britain."

So basically, if you want the best/unscrewed-up burger, go to a McD's at the Olympic Village.

18 Jul 2012 07:37 AM
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hugram     
PowerSlacker: hugram: Good for you UK. I hope you benefit greatly from the Olympics.

Meanwhile, we had brave Americans cheering when Chicago lost the chance to host the next Olympics.

The Olympics are a fiscal nightmare.

/disappointed that the article wasn't about 30,000 whores arriving in London.


Maybe it is a financial nightmare... and maybe it isn't... but that's not why they cheered.

18 Jul 2012 08:32 AM
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oryx     
I wonder how many of them won't show up for work like the Olympic security guards

18 Jul 2012 08:58 AM
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mark_bert     
I honestly expected this to be a "30,000 prostitutes" story.

Would bet that the games will end up being a net financial loss for London.

18 Jul 2012 04:55 PM
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tenton     
mark_bert: I honestly expected this to be a "30,000 prostitutes" story..

Glad to see I wasn't the only one who thought this. :P

19 Jul 2012 08:03 PM
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