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   I am not getting pantsed and passing out in a puddle of my own sick. I am not getting pantsed and passing out in a puddle of my own sick. I am not getting pantsed and passing out in a puddle of my own sick

17 Jul 2012 01:38 PM   |   4427 clicks   |   Medical Xpress
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I prefer using the future semiconditionally modified subinverted plagal past subjunctive intentional tense. This is particularly useful when I'm getting shiatfaced while traveling through time to (possibly) become my own ancestor.

17 Jul 2012 09:59 AM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Mine eyes are drinking in Dolores Albarracín.

A+ prof. With a hubba hubba doctor for extra credit.

17 Jul 2012 10:22 AM
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
Sybarite: I prefer using the future semiconditionally modified subinverted plagal past subjunctive intentional tense. This is particularly useful when I'm getting shiatfaced while traveling through time to (possibly) become my own ancestor.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy skips lightly over this tangle of academic abstraction, pausing only to note that the term "Future Perfect" has been abandoned since it was discovered not to be.

17 Jul 2012 11:36 AM
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BKITU    [TotalFark]  
Never put salt in your eyes never put never put always put salt in your eyes!

17 Jul 2012 11:45 AM
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HatMadeOfAss     
I've never heard of it referred to as "sick." I generally like to say I'm not going to lay in my vomit (or throw-up). Is this a regional thing?

BTW, where I come from, getting pantsed and throwing up is a good sign you just properly executed the best Tuesday afternoon ever.

17 Jul 2012 02:44 PM
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red5ish    [TotalFark]  
Grammar as a cure all. We will be thinking of it next.

17 Jul 2012 02:52 PM
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fsbilly     
HatMadeOfAss: I've never heard of it referred to as "sick." I generally like to say I'm not going to lay in my vomit (or throw-up). Is this a regional thing?

BTW, where I come from, getting pantsed and throwing up is a good sign you just properly executed the best Tuesday afternoon ever.


It's limeyese.

17 Jul 2012 02:57 PM
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shivashakti     
HatMadeOfAss: I've never heard of it referred to as "sick." I generally like to say I'm not going to lay in my vomit (or throw-up). Is this a regional thing?

BTW, where I come from, getting pantsed and throwing up is a good sign you just properly executed the best Tuesday afternoon ever.


Calling puke or vomit "sick" is a British-ism.

17 Jul 2012 03:49 PM
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DVDave     
shivashakti: HatMadeOfAss: I've never heard of it referred to as "sick." I generally like to say I'm not going to lay in my vomit (or throw-up). Is this a regional thing?

BTW, where I come from, getting pantsed and throwing up is a good sign you just properly executed the best Tuesday afternoon ever.

Calling puke or vomit "sick" is a British-ism.


Good call, Mrs. Rowling.

17 Jul 2012 04:28 PM
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Karma Chameleon     
I am going to trip balls. I am going to trip balls. I am going to trip balls.

17 Jul 2012 05:39 PM
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Balchinian     
150+ binge-drinking female psych undergrads at one university in Spain?

Why the hell didn't somebody tell me that 30 years ago, when I could have used that information for something worthwhile??

17 Jul 2012 06:57 PM
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Precision Boobery     
I didn't know Phoebe Cates was married to Martin Short.

Huh.

s.ph-cdn.com

17 Jul 2012 07:01 PM
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rev. dave     
I know I has drink more water. Should drink more water when rum. Spiced rum with molasses flavor um is tasty. Raaaalph is my dead uncle... Strange that I mention his name when now drink.

17 Jul 2012 07:11 PM
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snailbarf     
25.media.tumblr.com

17 Jul 2012 07:35 PM
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MethylTryp     
National University for Distance Education. That's.... that's quite a credential.

17 Jul 2012 09:18 PM
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