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   The humble guar has become a vital economic boon for poor farmers in India, Vvardenfell

17 Jul 2012 01:21 PM   |   2622 clicks   |   The New York Times
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
austintownhall.com

17 Jul 2012 09:51 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Sybarite: [austintownhall.com image 460x365]

I see I'm not needed here.

17 Jul 2012 10:17 AM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Guar gum can be used in small amounts as a thickener, binder, and volume enhancer. Damn you guar gum, you are such a rennaisance bean. You are even in ice cream and used as a meat stabilizer in industrial butchering and processing. I can't freaking do that, no matter how hard I try. I completely understand why my girlfriend left me for you.

Is there anything that guar gum can't do? Freaking show off. If I ever see that little pompous fecker again I'm going to punch him straight in the moneymaker.

17 Jul 2012 10:26 AM
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meat0918     
These are real???

images.uesp.net

17 Jul 2012 12:56 PM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Mugato: Sybarite: [austintownhall.com image 460x365]

I see I'm not needed here.


Same here.

17 Jul 2012 01:27 PM
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unchellmatt     
dittybopper: Mugato: Sybarite: [austintownhall.com image 460x365]

I see I'm not needed here.

Same here.


Would have been sad if it'd taken more than one or two posts.

/well done

17 Jul 2012 01:49 PM
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Burr     
meat0918: These are real???

[images.uesp.net image 180x180]


Might not be anymore, since it has been over 200 years since the defeat of Dagoth Ur, plus the Red Mountain exploding between then and the Dragon Crisis....

Not that I would know any of these things...

/n'wah!

17 Jul 2012 02:22 PM
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Mytch     
Follow the white guar.

/fetcher!

17 Jul 2012 02:29 PM
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Odd Bird     
Mugato: Sybarite: [austintownhall.com image 460x365]

I see I'm not needed here.


I'll see you at the bar.

17 Jul 2012 02:38 PM
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MDGeist     
Gratch love Richard!!

17 Jul 2012 03:17 PM
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Zafler     
MDGeist: Gratch love Richard!!

Gah, that series went to far into Randian/Mary Sue territory after the 2nd book. I finally stopped reading after Chainfire.

17 Jul 2012 03:22 PM
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Wogus     
meat0918: These are real???

[images.uesp.net image 180x180]


Is that Rollie?

/Still plays MW on occasion...

17 Jul 2012 03:25 PM
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BallZach     
Now I have a craving...

/you swit!

17 Jul 2012 04:51 PM
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miniflea     
Wealth beyond measure.

17 Jul 2012 06:39 PM
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Heron     
Burr: meat0918: These are real???

[images.uesp.net image 180x180]

Might not be anymore, since it has been over 200 years since the defeat of Dagoth Ur, plus the Red Mountain exploding between then and the Dragon Crisis....

Not that I would know any of these things...

/n'wah!


Be quiet, you swit!

17 Jul 2012 07:13 PM
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Chevello     
Had one of these on my fridge for many years.

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\Hot like a rubber suit

17 Jul 2012 07:14 PM
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supageil     
I, too, find my presence rendered superfluous. Well done, Sybarite.

17 Jul 2012 07:30 PM
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HotWingAgenda     
TFA has beans and gas, and you went with a GWAR joke? Lame.

17 Jul 2012 09:03 PM
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Last Man on Earth     
I see my work has been done for me. And apparently everyone else's work, too. Well played, Sybarite, you've set the record for all future done in one responses.

17 Jul 2012 09:05 PM
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Seth'n'Spectrum     
I'm intensely happy my 100th greenlight was a Morrowind reference.

What do you want, outlander?

17 Jul 2012 09:08 PM
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No Such Agency     
Seth'n'Spectrum:
What do you want, outlander?

"I want to be able to ride a farking animal in this game, is that too much to ask? And no, the silt striders don't count."

17 Jul 2012 09:48 PM
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optional     
Morrowind was one of my all-time faves. Pity the other Elder Scrolls games, though pretty good, never managed to come even close to Morrowind's creativity.

/mushroom forests, giant insects, and creepy bone armor for the win

17 Jul 2012 11:13 PM
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Victoly     
t1.gstatic.com

YEAH! YEAH! GWAR!

17 Jul 2012 11:18 PM
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Seth'n'Spectrum     
No Such Agency: "I want to be able to ride a farking animal in this game, is that too much to ask? And no, the silt striders don't count."

There are probably mods out there that let you ride a guar. Heck, there are probably mods that let you ride a Cliff Racer, if you're into that sort of insanity.

17 Jul 2012 11:20 PM
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optional     
There's a mod that's attempting to recreate the rest of Morrowind province. They've done a great job so far;hopefully they'll finish it.

17 Jul 2012 11:28 PM
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I Like Bread     
GWAR!

18 Jul 2012 12:13 AM
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Farker Soze     
We're watching you. Scum.

18 Jul 2012 12:36 AM
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Mytch     
I have a feeling you and I are about to become very close.

18 Jul 2012 02:11 AM
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JonZoidberg     
Oh, how I hate MMOs... but I love Elder Scrolls. I don't give a shiat, I ain't playing it. I just hope that they keep making single player ES games.

I have seen the future, and every big studio game will have a monthly fee or will have some way to nickel and dime players to get ahead without huge tedium. Indie games, save us!
/threadjack

18 Jul 2012 04:35 AM
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Hawnkee     
A thread full of GWAR and Elder Scrolls?

i267.photobucket.com

18 Jul 2012 05:29 AM
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Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  
JonZoidberg: Oh, how I hate MMOs... but I love Elder Scrolls. I don't give a shiat, I ain't playing it. I just hope that they keep making single player ES games.

They will. The MMO is just licensed out by the parent company.

18 Jul 2012 08:59 AM
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The sound of one hand clapping     
FTFA: 'The fracking boom in the United States...'

Really now! There's no need for bad language!

18 Jul 2012 09:05 AM
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Plumbledum     
Hey Mark, you love Gwar! Why don't you... join the band!?

You sure play a mean guitar, Mark. It's a pity that you must... die!!!

4.bp.blogspot.com

18 Jul 2012 09:17 AM
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Tyrone Slothrop     
No Such Agency: Seth'n'Spectrum:
What do you want, outlander?

"I want to be able to ride a farking animal in this game, is that too much to ask? And no, the silt striders don't count."


There the Morroblivion mod that lets you play Morrowind in Oblivion, so you could ride horses there.

18 Jul 2012 09:47 AM
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