If I had my penis torn in half, I think I'd consider still being alive as the opposite of "lucky"

Could have been worse. He could have had inadequate rear suspension.

Lengthwise or across ?

In half? Only a drastic circumcision.

Well, although I can't understand the cameraman's language, I have come to the conclusion that he has DEFINITELY, and without a doubt in his mind, identified the car as a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari, a Ferrari..........

Now that's one very tight pussy! I suggest more lube next time.

Man, and here I thought someone fell asleep at the switch and greenlit a video featuring a bisected penis.

The GM Hummer is a penal replacement.

Ferrari is art

This isn't the first time I've seen a ferrari cut in half after hitting a pole. How are those assembled, with super glue?