I'd like to do a swoop and squat on her...

lucky guy. gets on the rebound katie holmes to crash into you and exchange information.

Seen leaving.

Sometimes... sometimes things just go bad.

So the CoS is fronting NYC garbage trucks now? I thought that was a mob thing.

Ninjas of Xenu?

Katie car crashes

Beware of Katie car.

assassins

a dump truck would be pretty good at taking at a mid size car....

Suri getting out of a gym class at 9:35PM - and they crash into a garbage truck...at 9:35 PM. Weird city. Must be tough to drive when you have to look in your rear view for paparazzi all day and garbage trucks are trying to kill you...at 9:35PM

Nana's Vibrator: Suri getting out of a gym class at 9:35PM - and they crash into a garbage truck...at 9:35 PM. Weird city. Must be tough to drive when you have to look in your rear view for paparazzi all day and garbage trucks are trying to kill you...at 9:35PM

Not everyone's in bed by nine, Gramps.

Why did the driver flee the scene? and then hunt down the truck? Aren't you supposed to stay at the scene, whether you did the hitting or you were the one hit?

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FTFH: Katie Car wrecks
FTFA: a garbage truck hit their Mercedes

/picardfacepalm.gif

Nana's Vibrator: Suri getting out of a gym class at 9:35PM - and they crash into a garbage truck...at 9:35 PM. Weird city. Must be tough to drive when you have to look in your rear view for paparazzi all day and garbage trucks are trying to kill you...at 9:35PM

Paparazzi aren't really much of an issue in NYC.

urban.derelict: FTFA: a garbage truck hit their Mercedes

...you mean a heavily armored vehicle that could crush them to death...?



IT WAS A BOTCHED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT. IF TOM CANNOT HAVE HER, NO ONE SHALL.

/tinfoil hat

Her spawn was to have been the Kwisatz Hubbardach! Abomination! They are marked for death!

... and so on.

fearmongert: Nana's Vibrator: Suri getting out of a gym class at 9:35PM - and they crash into a garbage truck...at 9:35 PM. Weird city. Must be tough to drive when you have to look in your rear view for paparazzi all day and garbage trucks are trying to kill you...at 9:35PM

Not everyone's in bed by nine, Gramps.

due to blindly sucking NYC cock, todays post misinterpretation award goes to....

Expolaris: media.onsugar.com

I miss the ani-gifs of Cruise shouting 'scientology!!' gifs with lots of white and red that could fill the width of the page.

^ is what happens when you're constantly thinking and not proofreading.

Nana's Vibrator:
sucking NYC cock

In a row?

Could have been worse. She could have been in a tunnel in paris..

When you leave Scientology you are gonna have a bad time.

goobergal: When you leave Scientology you are gonna have a bad time.

Frank Milo: Do you know what botulism is? We can get her with soup.

So (insert popular celebrity name here) got into a minor accident? Why should I care? Something being news just because someone famous and popular is involved is stupid.

It's not just because she's famous and popular. It's because once the thin veneers of civility come off of some people, we get to see the monster inside. That doesn't happen often, but when someone lives under a microscope, you might catch a glimpse of it.

Scientology is a method for creating psychopaths and controlling them. As such, it gets a little interesting at times. Forgive us for being banal or paying attention to things you think are trivial. Perhaps you'd prefer that we watched football instead.

ChaoticLimbs: some people, we get to see the monster inside

Katie was fundamentally misled.

Having been fundamentally misled myself allows me to empathize with her situation.

/Katie, call me
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//from the motion picture "Disturbing Behavior" soundtrack, with James "Cyclops" Marsden