The report did not state whether McDonald's has a "No shirt, no shoes, no service"-type policy.

No shirt. No shoes. No dice. Know it. Learn it. Live it.

Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

OK Americans do this with English all the time. So here goes. My turn. Causing a brouWHAT NOW????

PS: Yes, I know what it means. I just wanted to attract attention the differences in a common language.

Mmmmm...McDonalds has the best fries, hands down. Mmmmm stupid inner city moran trying to get a free meal by bluster. I'm glad i moved out of the city, don't miss that shiat at all.

EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES!!!

/now with more "molecules!"

And just like the earlier story with the "hot" weightlifter, F*ing tricked again by the word "topless". So much dissapoint today.......

WAS IT AT DISNEY??

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

hahahaha. They're padding. Why? Do they get paid by the word?

A manager told police a man identified as Bryan was causing a brouhaha

Is that anything like a ruckus or a fracas?

colinspooky: OK Americans do this with English all the time. So here goes. My turn. Causing a brouWHAT NOW????


Kerfuffle, ya limey bastard.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

Why I never heard of such things, I'm glad the reporter told me what they were

whyRpeoplesostupid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

Why I never heard of such things, I'm glad the reporter told me what they were

Cut and paste reporting.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

I think these news reporters are just trolling now, thinking that they will get more attention if they write trite things like this in their articles. There is no such thing as bad publicity.

came in for the Fast Times, got that.

Also came in for comments about the use of "brouhaha," and got that.

Good job, carry on.

Who is TCPalm's demographic that they feel the need to explain what fries are? Do they have a significant Asian contingent that might think we eat small winged insects?

/That's wasis

Hi uh, I'll have a Big Mac, a medium Coke, and a large order of linear sections of deep fried potatoes please.

Psychopusher: Who is TCPalm's demographic that they feel the need to explain what fries are? Do they have a significant Asian contingent that might think we eat small winged insects?

/That's wasis

because they are TCP/IPassionate about issues

Only in florida will they describe what every american already knows..... what the hell french fries are.

What is it with black people and McDonalds? Almost every TV ad I see is geared toward them.

/that's racist!

Speaking of the English language, the word "topless" usually has female connotations. Damn it.

ChrisDe: What is it with black people and McDonalds? Almost every TV ad I see is geared toward them.

/that's racist!

hamburguesas.

the guesa is for grease

Chunked, diced, smothered, covered, peppered, scattered, splattered, or linear sections deep-fried oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

Bit'O'Gristle: Mmmmm...McDonalds has the best fries, hands down. Mmmmm stupid inner city moran trying to get a free meal by bluster. I'm glad i moved out of the city, don't miss that shiat at all.

I don't think anyone would mistake Port St Lucie for a city. You can watch manatees there though.

gizmokid18: And just like the earlier story with the "hot" weightlifter, F*ing tricked again by the word "topless". So much dissapoint today.......

Ditto, all this farkin teasin is leading me to strip down and do the clean & jerk.

I'm rapin' it

Not news: Drunk man refused service at McDonalds.

It wasn't immediately clear whether Bryan got an "epic bite" or bites. He smelled of booze and said he'd imbibed five cups of alcohol.

5 cups of alcohol - that's more than a liter. That much pure alcohol would give him a BAC of 23.6%.

JMan245: Only in florida will they describe what every american already knows..... what the hell french fries are.

It's Greenlee.

Ooba Tooba: Hi uh, I'll have a Big Mac, a medium Coke, and a large order of linear sections of deep fried potatoes please.

Would you like fries with that?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

came to say the same thing. Fries - what are they?

Moosecakes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

came to say the same thing. Fries - what are they?

That seems to be his shtick. He lays out definitions for commonly understood things. It's funny, apparently..

Tarique almos' turned that brouhaha into a fracas

FTFA: "Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt."

FAIL.

*Pffft* Some "journalist". He didn't explain to the reader that potatoes are a starchy edible tuber of a cultivated plant, Solanum tuberosum, of the nightshade family or that salt is a crystalline ionic compound of sodium chloride, NaCl, occurring as a mineral.

Aww man, I was hoping this happened at my local mcdonalds. The same mcdonalds, that gave us the 911 chicken mcnugget lady. Yeah its greenlee, all his blogs are like that, read some of the other links there.

ChuckyV: FTFA: "Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt."

FAIL.

*Pffft* Some "journalist". He didn't explain to the reader that potatoes are a starchy edible tuber of a cultivated plant, Solanum tuberosum, of the nightshade family or that salt is a crystalline ionic compound of sodium chloride, NaCl, occurring as a mineral.

Or show us a pic of what fries may look like.

Igor Jakovsky: ChuckyV: FTFA: "Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt."

FAIL.

*Pffft* Some "journalist". He didn't explain to the reader that potatoes are a starchy edible tuber of a cultivated plant, Solanum tuberosum, of the nightshade family or that salt is a crystalline ionic compound of sodium chloride, NaCl, occurring as a mineral.

Or show us a pic of what fries may look like.

nightshade family?
so potatoes contain atropine?
like datura

strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

WRONG! French fries are french cut, not strips, wedges, or linear sections. That's why they're called French fries. Ignorant boob.

strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

i need to take exception with the "dash" of salt, fries need to taste like a salt lick, with heinz ketchup only

Link is to a blog. Subby fail.

I'm patiently waiting for the story to pop up on fark about a flash mob in Florida that resulted in 300 people trashing a Walmart.

I'll need lots of popcorn and French fries.

and for the record disneyworld no longer sells mcdonalds fries

Psychopusher: Who is TCPalm's demographic that they feel the need to explain what fries are? Do they have a significant Asian contingent that might think we eat small winged insects?

/That's wasis

The "reporter" is probably some graduate-degree holding english major that's forced to take a job for a hack newspaper because there are no jobs available that are "worthy" of their advanced knowledge. He's using an artical about McDonalds to vent his frustration. There seems to be a growing trend in this kind of "quirky" reporting style.

Sybarite: The report did not state whether McDonald's has a "No shirt, no shoes, no service"-type policy.

No shirt. No shoes. No dice. Know it. Learn it. Live it.

No shoes no shirt but I still get service!

/wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!

Not liking the trade from New Orleans, Reggie? Still a little broken up about Kim dating Kanye? Well this isn't the way you go about handling it, son.

For reference (in case you need it)...


_{/Look at that fancy smile}

Oh and McDonald's trifecta in play!

Sybarite: The report did not state whether McDonald's has a "No shirt, no shoes, no service"-type policy.

No shirt. No shoes. No dice. Know it. Learn it. Live it.

Bit'O'Gristle: Mmmmm...McDonalds has the best fries, hands down. Mmmmm stupid inner city moran trying to get a free meal by bluster. I'm glad i moved out of the city, don't miss that shiat at all.

I never thought an opinion could be wrong before.

I used to run a snack bar that had great fries: Russet potatoes fried in beef tallow.

Ummmmm . . . death never tasted so good.

justneal: and for the record disneyworld no longer sells mcdonalds fries

NOOOOOOOO
but there was "gold" in them their fries!!

NutWrench: A manager told police a man identified as Bryan was causing a brouhaha

Is that anything like a ruckus or a fracas?

I bet it was more like a donnybrook.