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   NRO writer rode in a cab with a black African-American from Nigeria, who is black, and he's voting for Romney, so that means Romney is automatically president and the election is cancelled

17 Jul 2012 12:51 PM   |   1078 clicks   |   National Review
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
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By Kathryn Jean Lopez

17 Jul 2012 10:49 AM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
A woman is a good idea. Or a Marco Rubio. A Bobby Jindal.

So what you're saying is, you can think of two politicians that would be good picks, or some nameless, anonymous woman.

Dear GOP: This is why the Vagina-Americans have no farking use for you. You make it clear that you can't think of a single one of us that is worth naming for herself, or that would be better than Ken the farking Intern.

17 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
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hillbillypharmacist    [TotalFark]  
vernonFL: [b.vimeocdn.com image 300x300]
By Kathryn Jean Lopez


I heard this huge snapping sound and I rushed into this thread and saw your post

17 Jul 2012 10:57 AM
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Aarontology    [TotalFark]  
NAMELESS ANONYMOUS WOMAN 2012

17 Jul 2012 11:00 AM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
When Mitt Romney was governor, he adamantly resisted efforts to fund human-cloning research.

It wasn't human cloning, you moron, it was stem cell research. And his veto of that got overturned because Cambridge, Massachusetts is the biggest bio-science research area in the country.

Or at least it was, and it will be again.

17 Jul 2012 11:02 AM
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Rincewind53    [TotalFark]  
what_now: A woman is a good idea. Or a Marco Rubio. A Bobby Jindal.

So what you're saying is, you can think of two politicians that would be good picks, or some nameless, anonymous woman.

Dear GOP: This is why the Vagina-Americans have no farking use for you. You make it clear that you can't think of a single one of us that is worth naming for herself, or that would be better than Ken the farking Intern.


Even though I'm not a vagina-haver, I agree with you 100%. Literally the only woman whose name has even made it beyond the ears of party insiders and policy wonks is Condaleeza Rice, a woman who has stated multiple times, and emphatically, that she does not want the job.

17 Jul 2012 11:06 AM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Lucky thing that guy had his long-form birth certificate on him.

17 Jul 2012 11:11 AM
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  
Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

17 Jul 2012 11:13 AM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
Kathryn Lopez supports profiting from aborted fetuses? Thats a new one.

17 Jul 2012 11:15 AM
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Rincewind53    [TotalFark]  
Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

I went to middle school with a white guy from Mali.

17 Jul 2012 11:15 AM
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kronicfeld    [TotalFark]  
Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

Charlize Theron.

17 Jul 2012 11:16 AM
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Vodka Zombie     
Romney/The Woman 2012

17 Jul 2012 11:18 AM
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  
Rincewind53: I went to middle school with a white guy from Mali.

kronicfeld: Charlize Theron.

So you would classify them as "African Americans" like I would.

17 Jul 2012 11:21 AM
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vpb    [TotalFark]  
Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

Theresa Heinz?

17 Jul 2012 11:23 AM
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vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
African American.

images.apple.com

17 Jul 2012 11:29 AM
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hubiestubert    [TotalFark]  
Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

Yup. Worked with several folks from South Africa and even a few pale Egyptian immigrants.

Africa has more than a couple of ethnic groups...

17 Jul 2012 11:34 AM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

17 Jul 2012 11:36 AM
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Dancin_In_Anson    [TotalFark]  
hubiestubert: Yup.

Glad to see that it's accepted by y'all.

17 Jul 2012 11:39 AM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"


No. No it isn't.

17 Jul 2012 11:43 AM
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Vodka Zombie     
what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.



Breasted Americans?

17 Jul 2012 11:54 AM
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doyner    [TotalFark]  
Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?


I think it's Amerycns.

17 Jul 2012 12:00 PM
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BKITU    [TotalFark]  
Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?


Penicularly disadvantaged.

17 Jul 2012 12:02 PM
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Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
Imagine the cool dressage parade on Inauguration Day.

17 Jul 2012 12:10 PM
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vpb    [TotalFark]  
doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.


Ameritrix?

17 Jul 2012 12:12 PM
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eraser8    [TotalFark]  
vpb: doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.

Ameritrix?


This thread is fun.

And, it's Americaneuse.

17 Jul 2012 12:30 PM
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sweetmelissa31    [TotalFark]  
j.wigflip.com

17 Jul 2012 12:31 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Nigerian, please

17 Jul 2012 12:36 PM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
goo.gl

17 Jul 2012 12:40 PM
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Brandyelf     
BKITU: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

Penicularly disadvantaged.


Better an innie than an outie?

17 Jul 2012 12:54 PM
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HeartBurnKid     
eraser8: vpb: doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.

Ameritrix?

This thread is fun.

And, it's Americaneuse.


Americrix?

17 Jul 2012 12:56 PM
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Loucifer     
This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

17 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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Soup4Bonnie     
A Lopez piece? No thanks.

17 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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Mikey1969     
what_now: When Mitt Romney was governor, he adamantly resisted efforts to fund human-cloning research.

It wasn't human cloning, you moron, it was stem cell research. And his veto of that got overturned because Cambridge, Massachusetts is the biggest bio-science research area in the country.

Or at least it was, and it will be again.


You expect a Rightie to understand the difference? That's a glass half full outlook right there...

17 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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theorellior     
vernonFL: By Kathryn Jean Lopez

Oh, Fark. The female Doughty Pantload. I can't believe anyone pays actual cash money for her to string words together.

17 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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advex101     
So Romney has the illegal immigrant vote?

17 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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quatchi     
There is the business success, his turnaround of the scandal-crippled 2002 Winter Olympics, or his time as governor of Massachusetts.

Someone hasn't been keeping up with the campaign have they?

What else you got?

Or you can talk to a cab driver from Nigeria, who has been a U.S. citizen for 16 years. Having admired Reagan, he has always voted Republican, but he has had misgivings about Romney and the whole "Repeal Obamacare!" business. "You're just going to tear it down and walk away?" he asks.

*head desk*

Hope he got a nice tip from her, you know if he actually existed.

/When did backwards B girl get her own column at NRO?

17 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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Fart_Machine     
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

17 Jul 2012 12:57 PM
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hillbillypharmacist    [TotalFark]  
doyner: I think it's Amerycns.

Wyld
Amerycns.

17 Jul 2012 12:58 PM
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Splinshints     
vernonFL: [b.vimeocdn.com image 300x300]

By Kathryn Jean Lopez


Did the same person that drew that do the artwork for the "Scary Stories" books?

b.vimeocdn.com25.media.tumblr.com

17 Jul 2012 12:58 PM
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quatchi     
Ameri-(nice)CANs?

17 Jul 2012 12:59 PM
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Rapmaster2000     
digitaljournal.com
By Kathryn Jean Lopez

17 Jul 2012 12:59 PM
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theorellior     
eraser8: vpb: doyner: Vodka Zombie: what_now: Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"

No. No it isn't.


Breasted Americans?

I think it's Amerycns.

Ameritrix?

This thread is fun.

And, it's Americaneuse.


America's two-legged baby factories.

17 Jul 2012 01:00 PM
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sweetmelissa31    [TotalFark]  
Jackson Herring: [goo.gl image 160x160]

OHH YEAH indeed.

17 Jul 2012 01:00 PM
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The Homer Tax     
Loucifer: This could be one of those very rare occasions where a black guy tells a fat white chick exactly what she wants to hear.

"Yes I will go on 'Maury' with you?"

17 Jul 2012 01:01 PM
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IHadMeAVision     
DNRTFA because I don't want to give NRO clicks, but that's racist as hell.

"Hey! Look! Black people don't all have the same opinion!" No shiat, Republicans. Try interacting with a few for a change. Even the vast majority that vote democratic have myriad reasons for doing so.

17 Jul 2012 01:01 PM
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offmymeds     
NRO writer rode in a cab with a black African-American from Nigeria, who is black, and he's voting for Romney, so that means Romney is automatically president and the election is cancelled

Well thank goodness for that! Now maybe we can concentrate on more important issues like who's going to win "Dancing With The Stars".

17 Jul 2012 01:02 PM
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Lenny_da_Hog    [TotalFark]  
Jackson Herring: what_now: Vagina-Americans

the preferred term is "americanettes"


I am going to use this term several times today and see if women strike me.

17 Jul 2012 01:03 PM
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Expolaris     
FTFA

"But the insistence that Governor Romney is a deficient candidate who needs to make up for a lack of "sex appeal" or "a vision thing" misses a central point about him: He's got a record of being all about winning the future, to borrow a phrase. And if his recent speech to the NAACP is any indication, he's intent on making sure America knows."

She's got fangirl like lust for Romney like some poor Dr. Who fangirl. Her wires are all crossed. Honey, this isn't going to work for you i promise.

17 Jul 2012 01:03 PM
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brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
WHAR birf certifikate! WHAR?

You see, this kind of craziness is why Republicans want to protect you from registered voters being allowed to actually vote.

That Nigerian dude in the taxi could be the next UnPresident of the United States of America. You let them vote and next thing you know they're in the White House. The Lincoln Haters were right. Give a slave an inch of freedom and they take a mile of political power. And where you have an infestation of voters, you get carpet-baggers from Indonesia and Kenya and God knows whar.

Descent is the highest form of patriotic. Natural born means white, old stock Anglo-Protestant heterosexual males with more than 16 quarters of White Man's Burden on both sides of the family tree, or at the limit, the occasional Mormon or Jew to meet the quotas imposed by Federal contracting laws..

Otherwise, today a non-white immigrant is a cabbie, tomorrow the Helmsman of the Ship of State.

Unless you put a stop to this "democracy" business and keep America a White Christian Republic like God, the famous Dead White Englishman, intended.

17 Jul 2012 01:03 PM
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asmodeus224     
Dancin_In_Anson: Say Smitty. Is there such a thing as a white African American?

LOL South Africa stupid! LULz

17 Jul 2012 01:04 PM
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