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   I don't mind Obama using his magic drought machine to harm Southern Iran. But could he try not to hit the Midwest too?

17 Jul 2012 02:36 PM   |   9427 clicks   |   Yahoo
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meat0918     
Someone tell Ahmadinejad to loosen his tin foil.

17 Jul 2012 12:53 PM
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PreMortem    [TotalFark]  
At least they don't blame it on god.

17 Jul 2012 01:02 PM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
This is bad news...for Ahmadinejad.

17 Jul 2012 01:02 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
It's just a minor case of HAARPburn

17 Jul 2012 01:46 PM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
I'm scared to do a google search for "Obama + drought + weather dominator + Red State" and read the blogs that would be in the results.

17 Jul 2012 01:47 PM
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Somaticasual    [TotalFark]  
And yet, it's raining steadily in texas. Is it opposite day and groundhog's day rolled into one?

17 Jul 2012 02:38 PM
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Itstoearly     
Rule number one of propaganda: don't say things that make your opponent sound terrifyingly powerful.

17 Jul 2012 02:38 PM
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Private_Citizen     
The Derp is Strong in that one.

17 Jul 2012 02:42 PM
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Amos Quito     
Only Democrats can save us from famine!

www.theforbiddenknowledge.com

Old and busted: HAARP

i.telegraph.co.uk

New Hotness...

17 Jul 2012 02:43 PM
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Nezorf    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm scared to do a google search for "Obama + drought + weather dominator + Red State" and read the blogs that would be in the results.

The Texas Weather Conspiracy
This blog exists to document the heinous conspiracy to destroy Texas economically - by agencies of our own government - by manipulation of the weather using HAARP, at the direction of Washington. They say Payback is Hell, well, Texas has been in "Hell" ever since the 2010 election when the Democrats took a beating. It looks like this won't end until 2012 when we un-elect the guy responsible.

Barack Obama - Zionist Wolf in Sheep's Clothing - Aluminum, Heavy ...
I have concluded that these chemtrails are creating drought conditions and the .... Hole In The Sky: Vivid Evidence Of Weather Control - Photos PDF From Chase

17 Jul 2012 02:43 PM
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Nezorf    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm scared to do a google search for "Obama + drought + weather dominator + Red State" and read the blogs that would be in the results.

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17 Jul 2012 02:45 PM
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bwilson27     
Those guys would LOVE Glenn Beck.

17 Jul 2012 02:45 PM
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TheDirtyNacho     
Nezorf: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm scared to do a google search for "Obama + drought + weather dominator + Red State" and read the blogs that would be in the results.

The Texas Weather Conspiracy
This blog exists to document the heinous conspiracy to destroy Texas economically - by agencies of our own government - by manipulation of the weather using HAARP, at the direction of Washington. They say Payback is Hell, well, Texas has been in "Hell" ever since the 2010 election when the Democrats took a beating. It looks like this won't end until 2012 when we un-elect the guy responsible.

Barack Obama - Zionist Wolf in Sheep's Clothing - Aluminum, Heavy ...
I have concluded that these chemtrails are creating drought conditions and the .... Hole In The Sky: Vivid Evidence Of Weather Control - Photos PDF From Chase


2.bp.blogspot.com

Just full of win. Full of it.

/There's been a lot of rain lately in TX
//and Obama is fundraising in TX today
///Coincidence? I think not

17 Jul 2012 02:46 PM
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amirsh_33     
So is he saying the western powers are stronger than the holy powers that back the mullahs? The mullahs always boast about their ability to talk to god and the invisible prophet. How hard is it to ask for a little rain?

17 Jul 2012 02:47 PM
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Benni K Rok     
Is it legal to baker act a country's leader?

17 Jul 2012 02:48 PM
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j__z     
Dick Cheney had to surrender the weather machine after the last election.

Elections have consequences Repubs.

/nuthin'

17 Jul 2012 02:51 PM
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Tad_Waxpole     
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm scared to do a google search for "Obama + drought + weather dominator + Red State" and read the blogs that would be in the results.

Wow, that Google bot sure works fast.
Here's the top result.

i.imgur.com

17 Jul 2012 02:51 PM
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Posh Naranek     
They also accuse world powers of colluding against Iran's national unity, independence, political establishment, culture as well as international relations.

I think they would confess to all but the culture part.

17 Jul 2012 02:54 PM
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Sir Not Sure The Unscannable     
TheDirtyNacho: Nezorf: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm scared to do a google search for "Obama + drought + weather dominator + Red State" and read the blogs that would be in the results.

The Texas Weather Conspiracy
This blog exists to document the heinous conspiracy to destroy Texas economically - by agencies of our own government - by manipulation of the weather using HAARP, at the direction of Washington. They say Payback is Hell, well, Texas has been in "Hell" ever since the 2010 election when the Democrats took a beating. It looks like this won't end until 2012 when we un-elect the guy responsible.

Barack Obama - Zionist Wolf in Sheep's Clothing - Aluminum, Heavy ...
I have concluded that these chemtrails are creating drought conditions and the .... Hole In The Sky: Vivid Evidence Of Weather Control - Photos PDF From Chase

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x492]

Just full of win. Full of it.

/There's been a lot of rain lately in TX
//and Obama is fundraising in TX today
///Coincidence? I think not


Clearly he is the best POTUS ever, as he makes it rain. In Texas.

17 Jul 2012 02:55 PM
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Bad_ad85     
MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's just a minor case of HAARPburn

mikesbloggityblog.com

17 Jul 2012 02:56 PM
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Lumbar Puncture     
Knock it off Obama, the air conditioning in my car is broken.

17 Jul 2012 02:58 PM
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halloran     
meat0918: Someone tell Ahmadinejad to loosen his tin foil.

Obama's Science Czar John P Holdren wrote in his 1977 (?) book entitled "Ecoscience" about using geoengineering as a weapon. Page 69. If you can take off your tin foil to look it up. It is real. It has been real since the 40's. Where have you been? Cloud Seeding - Geoengineering. Look it up.

17 Jul 2012 02:59 PM
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atomicmask     
So pray to your magic bomb headed god to over power our magic weather machine, he is supposed to be all powerful right? If he cant overcome our rain hater with his rain maker, he isn't such a powerful god.

17 Jul 2012 03:01 PM
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utsagrad123    [TotalFark]  
j__z: Dick Cheney had to surrender the weather machine after the last election.

I read that as: Dick Cheney had to surrender the weather machine after the last erection.
Still kind of made sense.

17 Jul 2012 03:02 PM
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umad    [TotalFark]  
j__z: Dick Cheney had to surrender the weather machine after the last election.

Elections have consequences Repubs.

/nuthin'


Exactly. This is payback for Katrina. He couldn't do the hurricane thing again because the cities on the coasts have a lot of black people, so BAM drought in the midwest.

/Obama don't care about white people

17 Jul 2012 03:03 PM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
mideast, midwest, the only differences are in how terrible the food is, and the size and color of the blankets they drape over the women.

17 Jul 2012 03:03 PM
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MoronLessOff     
Just stopping in to say my lawn crunches when I walk on it.

17 Jul 2012 03:03 PM
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ram.1500     
Middle East ..... Mid-West, what's the difference?!?

17 Jul 2012 03:03 PM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves    [TotalFark]  
The scary part is how he fit the Drought Machine inside his Time Machine.

17 Jul 2012 03:04 PM
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groppet     
Now if only Obama could get the time machine from the reverse vamires he would be all powerful. The mind altering drugs in the jet contrails dont effect all of us wake up people!!!!!

17 Jul 2012 03:04 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Reloads spay bottle with vinegar*
Don't worry guys, I heard this works too, I got this.

17 Jul 2012 03:05 PM
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halloran     
Ecoscience by John P Holdren: Scans of pages

Ecoscience: One (Various pages in book - topics will astound you. Many highlighted.)

Ecoscience: Two (Chapter 13 - Population Policy - This begins the most stunning part of book)

Ecoscience: Three (Chapter 12 Transition of book starts in this chapter, and 13 cont'd)

Ecoscience: Four (Chapter 13 completed)

Ecoscience: Five (Chapter 14 - Changing American Institutions)

Ecoscience: Six (Chapter 14 continued)

Ecoscience: Seven (Chapter 14 continued)

Ecoscience: Eight (Understanding Environment Disruption)

Ecoscience: Nine - Religion/Paganism

Ecoscience: Ten - Epidemics and Climate

Ecoscience: Eleven - Constitution References

Ecoscience: Twelve - Fairness Doctrine

Ecoscience: Thirteen - Disarmament

Ecoscience: Law Of The Sea

17 Jul 2012 03:05 PM
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cleveoh     
They also accuse world powers of colluding against Iran's national unity, independence, political establishment, culture as well as international relations & being total jerkfaces about it too..

They then concluded their remarks by saying, "No, you shut up!"
...

17 Jul 2012 03:06 PM
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LurkinFarker     
Look, you guys elected Perry to not one, not two, but three farking terms - you don't really expect any sympathy, do you?

17 Jul 2012 03:06 PM
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Mikey1969     
Sand storms particularly enter Iran from neighbouring Iraq where desertification has increased over the last two decades due to wars.

Well, THERE'S your problem...

17 Jul 2012 03:07 PM
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cwolf20     
Oh no. The ol' DC comics supervillain Weather Wizard has struck again. Whatever shall imaginations do.

17 Jul 2012 03:07 PM
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halloran     
Sorry forgot the links. :)

halloran: Ecoscience by John P Holdren: Scans of pages

Ecoscience: One (Various pages in book - topics will astound you. Many highlighted.)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18564724/Ec o-Science-One

Ecoscience: Two (Chapter 13 - Population Policy - This begins the most stunning part of book)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18564501/Ec o-Science-Two

Ecoscience: Three (Chapter 12 Transition of book starts in this chapter, and 13 cont'd)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18609008/Ec o-Science-Three

Ecoscience: Four (Chapter 13 completed)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18608459/Ec o-Science-Four

Ecoscience: Five (Chapter 14 - Changing American Institutions)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18649116/Ec o-Science-Five

Ecoscience: Six (Chapter 14 continued)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18649021/Ec o-Science-Six

Ecoscience: Seven (Chapter 14 continued)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18648939/Ec o-Science-Seven

Ecoscience: Eight (Understanding Environment Disruption)
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18668141/Ec o-Science-Eight

Ecoscience: Nine - Religion/Paganism
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18851819/Ec o-Science-Nine-Religion-Paganism

Ecoscience: Ten - Epidemics and Climate
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18940611/Ec o-Science-Ten-Epidemics-and-Clim a te

Ecoscience: Eleven - Constitution References
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18947664/Ec o-Science-Eleven-Constitution-Re f erences

Ecoscience: Twelve - Fairness Doctrine
http://www.scribd.com/doc/19143673/Ec o-Science-Twelve-Fairness-Doctri n e

Ecoscience: Thirteen - Disarmament
http://www.scribd.com/doc/19475757/Ec o-Science-Thirteen-Disarmament

Ecoscience: Law Of The Sea

http://www.scribd.com/doc/18564523/Ec o-Science-Law-of-the-Sea

17 Jul 2012 03:09 PM
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umad    [TotalFark]  
LurkinFarker: Look, you guys elected Perry to not one, not two, but three farking terms - you don't really expect any sympathy, do you?

Yep. A democrat would have never let this happen.

17 Jul 2012 03:09 PM
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Mikey1969     
Nezorf: The Texas Weather Conspiracy

Man, I only made it through the first half of the opening paragraph... All done here.

OK wait, here's the disclaimer from the bottom, pure gold:

The reader is responsible for discerning the validity of content

17 Jul 2012 03:11 PM
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JoeCowboy     
MoronLessOff: Just stopping in to say my lawn crunches when I walk on it.

you should get off it.

/my lawn
JC

17 Jul 2012 03:11 PM
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Mikey1969     
umad: LurkinFarker: Look, you guys elected Perry to not one, not two, but three farking terms - you don't really expect any sympathy, do you?

Yep. A democrat would have never let this happen.


No they wouldn't because the Dems think Perry is a tool...

17 Jul 2012 03:12 PM
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kungfu jesus with a side of lime     
iran is a farking desert, how can a drought and high temps not be normal?

17 Jul 2012 03:13 PM
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halloran     
Look at page 688 on the first link. "Intentional Modification of Weather and Climate". Go to the first link and hit the big 'right arrow' button about 5 times and on the bottom right you can read it. It's real folks. It's been real for a long time. Link is below:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/18564724/Ec o-Science-One

17 Jul 2012 03:17 PM
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VitruvianMonkey     
Somaticasual: And yet, it's raining steadily in texas. Is it opposite day and groundhog's day rolled into one?

Oh yeah it is. I heard on the news this morning that the rest of the country was having a drought, and my schadenfreude could be seen for miles.

17 Jul 2012 03:18 PM
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offmymeds     
They obviously aren't as progressive in their thinking as we are here in the West. Everyone here knows it's because God's angry!

brucegerencser.net

17 Jul 2012 03:20 PM
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meat0918     
halloran: meat0918: Someone tell Ahmadinejad to loosen his tin foil.

Obama's Science Czar John P Holdren wrote in his 1977 (?) book entitled "Ecoscience" about using geoengineering as a weapon. Page 69. If you can take off your tin foil to look it up. It is real. It has been real since the 40's. Where have you been? Cloud Seeding - Geoengineering. Look it up.


I'm not doubting man's ability to affect the weather. China does it all the time.

What I dispute is that America is targeting Iran with weather modification. shiat's been going down hill in that region for centuries.

17 Jul 2012 03:22 PM
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enricofermi     
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: iran is a farking desert, how can a drought and high temps not be normal?

Strange that they have snow covered mountains and jungles in the middle of those deserts

17 Jul 2012 03:22 PM
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Do you know the way to Mordor     
Iran accuses American technology of creating a severe drought in its country.

For those who believe in global warming caused by the burning of fossil fuels, they could very well have a point.

But where oh where does a lot of the oil that American technology (exported or copied around the world in the form of cars) that is burnt to power that technology come from?

Hmm, let's think...

IRAN?

///Someone should tell Iran if they are concerned about this, they should STOP SELLING THEIR OIL!

///Snowflake's chance in hell of THAT happening, it's about the only thing keeping their crappy society afloat

17 Jul 2012 03:23 PM
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make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
Wow. What a bunch of derp.

17 Jul 2012 03:27 PM
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ritalinchild 54     
I have no idea what is being discussed here and I hesitate to click the links.


Vinegar?

17 Jul 2012 03:28 PM
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