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   "I felt a great disturbance in the Campaign, as if millions of teleprompters suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced"

17 Jul 2012 06:08 PM   |   7330 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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talulahgosh    [TotalFark]  
why the sad tag, subby? do you own stock in teleprompters?

17 Jul 2012 11:57 AM
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blackhalo     
If the difference between Presidentin' Obama and Campaign Obama is a teleprompter, then I wholeheartedly support the jettisoning of said teleprompter. Presidentin' Obama should emulate Campaign Obama more in his second term.

17 Jul 2012 12:06 PM
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EnviroDude    [TotalFark]  
the potus ditches the totus - unlikely tag scoffs

17 Jul 2012 12:19 PM
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Party Boy     
EnviroDude: the potus ditches the totus - unlikely tag scoffs

I submitted a better headline in 1728

17 Jul 2012 12:22 PM
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doyner    [TotalFark]  
Our country and its politicians have their shiat together so well that all there is left to decide is whether or not we should be led by someone who uses a teleprompter or not. This is the Golden Age of America people!

17 Jul 2012 12:24 PM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
blackhalo: If the difference between Presidentin' Obama and Campaign Obama is a teleprompter, then I wholeheartedly support the jettisoning of said teleprompter. Presidentin' Obama should emulate Campaign Obama more in his second term.

Presidentin' Obama gets to deal with the other two branches of government. Campaign Obama doesn't. Everybody sounds good on the stump*. He's actually done a pretty good job and fully deserves a second term.

17 Jul 2012 12:30 PM
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Demetrius    [TotalFark]  
[End of quote]

17 Jul 2012 12:32 PM
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EnviroDude    [TotalFark]  
Party Boy: EnviroDude: the potus ditches the totus - unlikely tag scoffs

I submitted a better headline in 1728


I would like to thank President Obama for his invitation - President Obama

17 Jul 2012 12:39 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
Party Boy: EnviroDude: the potus ditches the totus - unlikely tag scoffs

I submitted a better headline in 1728


Retroactively?

17 Jul 2012 12:46 PM
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hubiestubert    [TotalFark]  
At this point, it's almost like he's decided to rope-a-dope.

And Mitt certainly seems willing to play the part of Foreman...

17 Jul 2012 01:02 PM
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GAT_00     
mitchcumstein1: blackhalo: If the difference between Presidentin' Obama and Campaign Obama is a teleprompter, then I wholeheartedly support the jettisoning of said teleprompter. Presidentin' Obama should emulate Campaign Obama more in his second term.

Presidentin' Obama gets to deal with the other two branches of government. Campaign Obama doesn't. Everybody sounds good on the stump*. He's actually done a pretty good job and fully deserves a second term.


If there was an honest candidate running against Obama, it would be a blowout.

17 Jul 2012 01:07 PM
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sammyk    [TotalFark]  
How low does your IQ need to be for you to care whether or not someone uses a teleprompter? If you care you need help. Seriously. Seek help.

17 Jul 2012 01:14 PM
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themindiswatching    [TotalFark]  
These same people would claim he's not "presidential" enough if he didn't use a teleprompter and he flubbed a speech.

17 Jul 2012 01:15 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
themindiswatching: These same people would claim he's not "presidential" enough if he didn't use a teleprompter and he flubbed a speech.

Oooh, then all you'd have to do is bring up a recording of any one of Bush's speeches and their heads will explode.

17 Jul 2012 01:17 PM
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doyner    [TotalFark]  
The My Little Pony Killer: themindiswatching: These same people would claim he's not "presidential" enough if he didn't use a teleprompter and he flubbed a speech.

Oooh, then all you'd have to do is bring up a recording of any one of Bush's speeches and their heads will explode.


In all fairness, sometimes it is hard to put food on your family.

17 Jul 2012 01:20 PM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat    [TotalFark]  
The teleprompter thing is probably one of the derpiest right wing outrage memes out there, right up with the "57 States" meme.

17 Jul 2012 01:27 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

17 Jul 2012 01:28 PM
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make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

We took a mini-vacation to Pennsylvania last month. Holy hell, it's impossible to watch TV in a swing state. So much derp.

17 Jul 2012 01:31 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: The teleprompter thing is probably one of the derpiest right wing outrage memes out there, right up with the "57 States" meme.

Flag pins always got me, but teleprompter definitely had more staying power.

17 Jul 2012 01:32 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

And that one is from the campaign, not a PAC. Pretty rough stuff.

17 Jul 2012 01:33 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
make me some tea: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

We took a mini-vacation to Pennsylvania last month. Holy hell, it's impossible to watch TV in a swing state. So much derp.


I used to live in the Southern Tier of NY and was in range of WSEE out of Erie. That's the only station I would ever see national ads on. And yes, it's awful.

17 Jul 2012 01:34 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
Diogenes: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

And that one is from the campaign, not a PAC. Pretty rough stuff.


Yeah. Be interesting to see what the PACs come up with.

17 Jul 2012 01:37 PM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
make me some tea: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

We took a mini-vacation to Pennsylvania last month. Holy hell, it's impossible to watch TV in a swing state. So much derp.


I'm used to every local break being wall-to-wall "Did Senator Derpenstein REALLY say Jesus couldn't take Buddha in an arm-wrestling match?" -- IN OCTOBER, not in motherfarking July.

17 Jul 2012 01:42 PM
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doyner    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

???

17 Jul 2012 01:52 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
The whole teleprompter thing is farking absurd and shows how the other side has nothing.

17 Jul 2012 01:56 PM
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make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: "Did Senator Derpenstein REALLY say Jesus couldn't take Buddha in an arm-wrestling match?"

bwahahah

17 Jul 2012 01:57 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
doyner: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

???


I'm guessing he meant the debates.

17 Jul 2012 01:59 PM
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BSABSVR     
Why the hell is this an article? Why the hell is this a greenlight?

17 Jul 2012 02:00 PM
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cameroncrazy1984     
Diogenes: doyner: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

???

I'm guessing he meant the debates.


Actually I mean the conventions.

17 Jul 2012 02:06 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
melaniekillingervowell.files.wordpress.com

I heard "conservatives" have retroactively decided that teleprompters are OK

17 Jul 2012 02:07 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: Diogenes: doyner: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

???

I'm guessing he meant the debates.

Actually I mean the conventions.


No harm. It's not like you said there are 57 states or something!

;-)

17 Jul 2012 02:11 PM
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doyner    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: Diogenes: doyner: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

???

I'm guessing he meant the debates.

Actually I mean the conventions.


I thought maybe you hitched a ride on Obama's time machine.

17 Jul 2012 02:11 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
"Back when the GOP primary was still a legitimate contest, candidates from Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) to former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain mocked the president's use of the visual aids"

static01.mediaite.com

"Why won't Barack Obama look us in the eye?"

17 Jul 2012 02:13 PM
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BKITU    [TotalFark]  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm used to every local break being wall-to-wall "Did Senator Derpenstein REALLY say Jesus couldn't take Buddha in an arm-wrestling match?"

Arm wrestling? The poor bastard can't even hit a curveball.

17 Jul 2012 02:15 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
bdub77: "Back when the GOP primary was still a legitimate contest, candidates from Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) to former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain mocked the president's use of the visual aids"

[static01.mediaite.com image 300x178]

"Why won't Barack Obama look us in the eye?"


This is the guy who didn't know what was happening in Libya...right?

17 Jul 2012 02:25 PM
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Vodka Zombie     
BKITU: Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm used to every local break being wall-to-wall "Did Senator Derpenstein REALLY say Jesus couldn't take Buddha in an arm-wrestling match?"

Arm wrestling? The poor bastard can't even hit a curveball.


www.infiniteunknown.net
Haha! Curveball! Good times. Good times...

17 Jul 2012 02:27 PM
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Therion    [TotalFark]  
Energy

Tax

Lift American Spirits

17 Jul 2012 02:30 PM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
cameroncrazy1984: Diogenes: doyner: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

???

I'm guessing he meant the debates.

Actually I mean the conventions.


Seriously? I probably see 5 or 6 before I go to work.

17 Jul 2012 03:03 PM
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kronicfeld    [TotalFark]  
All these comments and no one has pointed out that the first "suddenly" isn't in the referenced quote?

17 Jul 2012 03:07 PM
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sigdiamond2000    [TotalFark]  
kronicfeld: All these comments and no one has pointed out that the first "suddenly" isn't in the referenced quote?

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17 Jul 2012 03:39 PM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
doyner: cameroncrazy1984: Diogenes: doyner: cameroncrazy1984: I think I just saw my first-ever Presidential Campaign ad. In New York. It was the Barack Obama America the Beautiful ad. I have never seen a presidential campaign ad before the primaries.

???

I'm guessing he meant the debates.

Actually I mean the conventions.

I thought maybe you hitched a ride on Obama's time machine.


Obama is the goddamned Doctor. Romney doesn't stand a chance.

17 Jul 2012 04:03 PM
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unlikely    [TotalFark]  
Lionel Mandrake: [melaniekillingervowell.files.wordpre ss.com image 627x344]

I heard "conservatives" have retroactively decided that teleprompters are OK


Well sure, they are now. If Obama isn't using them any more they're the greatest invention of the modern age and only a fool would eschew them.

17 Jul 2012 04:28 PM
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salvador.hardin     
kronicfeld: All these comments and no one has pointed out that the first "suddenly" isn't in the referenced quote?

I'm pretty sure it is. I saw it on TV recently and was struck by how awkward it sounded.

17 Jul 2012 06:13 PM
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Karma Chameleon     
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www.solidprinciples.com

17 Jul 2012 06:20 PM
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Jim_Callahan     
When you're giving basically the same speech with a few minor modifications 10000 times in a row, you need fewer and less coherent notes than when each speech is unique in content and often distinct in format.

More at farking 11.

17 Jul 2012 06:26 PM
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Fart_Machine     
Real Muricans use their hands.

ll-media.tmz.com

17 Jul 2012 06:26 PM
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sinanju     
Fart_Machine: Real Muricans Merkins use their hands.

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FTFY

17 Jul 2012 06:27 PM
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Surool     
OMG! The Republicans ONLY talking point has been removed!

17 Jul 2012 06:38 PM
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DirkValentine     
Obama's campaign team is farking brutal. There may very well be a (blue)blood bathe come Nov.

17 Jul 2012 06:39 PM
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ib_thinkin    [TotalFark]  
blackhalo: If the difference between Presidentin' Obama and Campaign Obama is a teleprompter, then I wholeheartedly support the jettisoning of said teleprompter. Presidentin' Obama should emulate Campaign Obama more in his second term.

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17 Jul 2012 06:43 PM
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