*sniff**sniff* I smell desperation...

He's really missing an opportunity by not charging admission for these things.

Is it the layers? I can tell because I've seen a few layers in my time and I've shopped some pics on the picshopping site for picking pics in shoppingtown.

Really?? Are people that stupid? Is this really acceptable from some small town sheriff? How far we have fallen.

Well, gosh, that's going to conflict with my planned news conference to release incontrovertible evidence of the Bigfoot. (I caught him riding the Loch Ness Monster.)

Be proud today, Arizona. Be very, very proud.

I hope that while Arpaio is having this clown college of a news conference, a bunch of them scary Mexicans run a Number 6 on Maricopa County.

How can he conduct these press conferences on the County dime?

I thought all this BS was supposedly done using private funding by people operating in their spare time.

Amazing, no one has filed a lawsuit against him and his office for misappropriation of County funds...

That's a 2nd amendment issue, and I'm not going to get into it.

That's odd, I plan to offer indisputable evidence that Joe Arpaio is retarded at that exact time.

"Cold Case Posse"? Sounds like something a 15 year old would come up with.

markie_farkie: How can he conduct these press conferences on the County dime?

I thought all this BS was supposedly done using private funding by people operating in their spare time.

Amazing, no one has filed a lawsuit against him and his office for misappropriation of County funds...

That's because the people of Arizona are stupid enough to think that this IS an appropriate use of County funds.

markie_farkie: How can he conduct these press conferences on the County dime?

I thought all this BS was supposedly done using private funding by people operating in their spare time.

Amazing, no one has filed a lawsuit against him and his office for misappropriation of County funds...

Because the majority of voters in Maripoca County are more terrified of brown people than they care or think about anything else.

Rev.K: I hope that while Arpaio is having this clown college of a news conference, a bunch of them scary Mexicans run a Number 6 on Maricopa County.

A Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

This should be... interesting

/what'll be even more interesting is the threads that will result from it
//I better buy more popcorn

I bet his proof is fat internet guy saying "I've seen a few shops in my time... I can tell by the pixels"

cameroncrazy1984: That's a 2nd amendment issue, and I'm not going to get into it.

That was my favorite line from the last press conference these clowns put together.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: A Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

I'd love to see someone from the Secret Service or NSA or anyone else Obama can order leave an upper decker in Arpaio's toilet in his home with a note on the bowl saying "Don't punch above your weight class, 'Sheriff.'"

If they think you're a monster, at least be a magnificent monster.

Rev.K: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: A Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women?

Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Rev.K: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: A Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women?

Naw, we rape the sh*t out of them, AND AMERICA, at the Number 6 dance afterwards!

Bloody William: Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

"Ok... and we're going to paint a White House right here, and some happy cherry trees over here... and inside the White House we're going to paint a secret Muslim socialist. And that secret Muslim socialist will be between you and me, because the Zionist media refuses to cover it."

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This should be... interesting

/what'll be even more interesting is the threads that will result from it
//I better buy more popcorn

You'd think so, but after the last time he pulled this stunt, it was pretty boring.

Bloody William: Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

I'm trying to picture an angry Bob Ross, and I just can't do it.

Rev.K: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Rev.K: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: A Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women?

Naw, we rape the sh*t out of them, AND AMERICA, at the Number 6 dance afterwards!

Marvelous!

Marcus Aurelius: Bloody William: Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

I'm trying to picture an angry Bob Ross, and I just can't do it.

No, just a Bob Ross who's mellow as fark at a press conference walking everyone through how to forge a birth certificate in his soothing voice.

WI241TH: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This should be... interesting

/what'll be even more interesting is the threads that will result from it
//I better buy more popcorn

You'd think so, but after the last time he pulled this stunt, it was pretty boring.

But... but... I'm just SURE he's on to something, this time

/oh, fuggit... I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that

Bloody William: Marcus Aurelius: Why would someone forge a birth certificate in a press conference?

Dude. Imagine if Bob Ross was a tea partier.

The My Little Pony Killer: Really??

Yes.

Are people that stupid?

You bet they are.

Is this really acceptable from some small town sheriff?

It is, apparently, how he keeps getting elected.

How far we have fallen.

Now here I disagree. The nutters are getting more nutty as they become irrelevant and die. This problem will work itself out in 25-50, we just need to make it that long.

vartian: The My Little Pony Killer: Really??

Yes.

Are people that stupid?

You bet they are.

Is this really acceptable from some small town sheriff?

It is, apparently, how he keeps getting elected.

How far we have fallen.

Now here I disagree. The nutters are getting more nutty as they become irrelevant and die. This problem will work itself out in 25-50, we just need to make it that long.

I'm shocked that stealing that idiotic headline actually worked in this thread.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Rev.K: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: A Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women?

They rape the donkeys and ride off on the women.

the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

Thank you, Blazing Saddles aficionados for my morning guffaws, chortles and chuckles.

so, is this the same guy claiming the same "proof" as last time, or someone else?

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

no, the sad thing is that this is still somehow important news to a very weird and loud segment of the Republican party.

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

THAT'S the part you find sad?

Really?

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

What are you basing that on?

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

There is so much wrong with this statement, it's really tough to know where to begin.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

Nice

the tea party, ladies and gentlemen. Let's give them a hand.

Will it be streamed live from the rubber-padded cell he currently occupies? Because dude be crazier than a shiathouse rat. I can't believe the state of Arizona, or conversely, Maricopa County, has enough money just laying around taking up space to fund these ridiculous "excursions" to find the "truth" about "Obama." If I lived in Arizona, I'd demand to see some proof about where my tax dollars were going, and what they were going for.

If it weren't for the Internet, shiat like this would have been confined to a couple hundred people who hunker over their fax machines, waiting for the next big conspiracy theory to emerge on thermal paper.

Can't wait for the Romney response. Will any of the cable networks cover this?

EnviroDude: the sad thing is that the Sheriff could prove it and not a single liberal in the US would care.

What a crazy, twisted world we live in where Sheriff Joe is the BAD guy and Bawrongo is the GOOD guy.

Nabb1: Well, gosh, that's going to conflict with my planned news conference to release incontrovertible evidence of the Bigfoot. (I caught him riding the Loch Ness Monster.)

I now have the weirdest boner.

He has to justify his "fact finding" trips to Hawaii somehow.

I believe Arapio. He had super-secret double-naught investigator Stephen Seagal heading up the investigation.