Samoas are the only cookie.

I will stab you in the face if you try to argue that Thin Mints are not the best Girl Scout cookie.

In the face!

pudding7: I will stab you in the face if you try to argue that Thin Mints are not the best Girl Scout cookie.

In the face!

this, Samoas are a close second but NOTHING beats Thin Mints

Lando Lincoln: Samoas are the only cookie.

Thread over. Thin mints are the safe backup. Tagalongs are tasty, though.

Take two thin mints. Put marshmallow fluff between them. Watch as your cookie destroys all Oreos and Hydrox anally.

Well, really, it isn't fair to call Thin Mints "cookies" in any case - they're more like legalized crack.

In the blender:

3 balls of vanilla ice cream (get the good stuff, you're using thin mints)
A splash of whole milk
5 thin mints

Blend. Wide-bore straw or spoon.

Ta Daaaa.

I thought it was pretty much common knowledge that Thin Mints were at the top of the Girl Scout Cookie hierarchy?

you are all WRONG. caramel delights are the best cookies!

I hate mint. Can't even stand toothpaste that has any hint of mint.

unlikely: In the blender:

3 balls of vanilla ice cream (get the good stuff, you're using thin mints)
A splash of whole milk
5 thin mints

Blend. Wide-bore straw or spoon.

Ta Daaaa.

You sound fat and after this post, i will be too.

doyner: Lando Lincoln: Samoas are the only cookie.

But they had to go and change the name to "Caramel Delights."

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Thank you both for doing my job for me.

I'll just reiterate tired jokes about getting kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie.

According to the Girl Scouts of America, here is the percentage-of-total-sales breakdown of its most popular cookies, as of 2011:

Thin Mints 25%
Samoas/Caramel deLites 19%
Peanut Butter Patties/Tagalongs 13%
Do-si-Dos/Peanut Butter Sandwich 11%
Shortbread/Trefoils 9%

I do also like the peanut butter patties (tagalongs) though. Not sure whether subby meant those or the peanut butter sandwiches (do-si-dos). Those things are just a crappy knockoff of oreos, in peanut butter flavor.

oh boy, people's opinions about cookies

Do-si-dos are my favorite and I don't care who knows it.

Anyone who doesn't like thin mints is a commie.

Jackson Herring: oh boy, people's opinions about cookies

It says a lot about a man.

So why are you not releasing your cookie preferences over the past 10 years?

Since I'm not a fan of cookies, in general, I don't have any dog in this Girl Scout hunt...but, does anybody remember when the Girl Scouts were selling various nuts?

Those were farking delicious!

This would never have happened if hadn't ditched the teleprompters.

Just a bit of factual information here.

An entire sleeve of Do-si-dos has fewer calories, and more fiber than any food item at McDonalds.

Thin mints are only good if frozen. I do have to say though, I think the recipe isn't as good as I recall even 5-6 years ago.. I think they've recently made some sort of change to the chocolate or something.

Samoas blow chunks. Thin Mints rule, with Tagalongs as a close seconds.

Then come All-abouts, shortbread trefoils, and the lemon ones.

I must agree with the President on this one.

Team Thin Mints!

eraser8: Since I'm not a fan of cookies, in general, I don't have any dog in this Girl Scout hunt...but, does anybody remember when the Girl Scouts were selling various nuts?

I really do not remember a time when the Girl Scouts had nuts.

Thin mints are a respectable choice, but everyone knows samoas are the best cookie.

unlikely: eraser8: Since I'm not a fan of cookies, in general, I don't have any dog in this Girl Scout hunt...but, does anybody remember when the Girl Scouts were selling various nuts?

I really do not remember a time when the Girl Scouts had nuts.

Why must you make me search for these things? Have you no respect for my laziness?

I found this:



and this:



It really was a real thing.

Do Samoas have that GODDAMNED COCONUT???!!!!

Fark that. I farking HATE coconut.

Obama is right again, Thin Mint is the best GSC. And when they cannot be found, Keebler Grasshoppers are a decent replacement.

Farking Coconut bullshiat.

I like Savannah Smiles

/heretic

Folks, if it wasn't for Obama and his preference for Thin Mints, i wouldn't have been able to build my business. See my success, see my business I have. I only have that because of Obama eating Thin Mints, liking Thin Mints.

Thin mints = Crack cocaine

SlothB77: Folks, if it wasn't for Obama and his preference for Thin Mints, i wouldn't have been able to build my business. See my success, see my business I have. I only have that because of Obama eating Thin Mints, liking Thin Mints.

You're just determined to be dishonest, aren't you?

Lando Lincoln: Samoas are the only cookie.

This is the truth, here. I'd kill a man for a box of Samoas. Thankfully, you can buy a very close knock-off of them, for those lonely and painful times before and after Girl Scout cookie season. Keebler makes them, and they're called Coconut Dreams, I believe.

Lando Lincoln: Samoas are the only cookie.


Over in one.

/I suspect that Obama doesn't like them because coconuts are FARKING EVERYWHERE in Hawaii.

I didn't even hear of thin mints until the first Fark thread about Girl Scout cookies, now no one will shut up about them. What do they have crack in them or something?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I like Savannah Smiles

/heretic

This. I love lemon-flavored things.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I must agree with the President on this one.

RINO! Cookie Cretin!

Mugato: I didn't even hear of thin mints until the first Fark thread about Girl Scout cookies, now no one will shut up about them. What do they have crack in them or something?


They're overrated....Samoas are the money cookies.

The_Sponge: They're overrated....Samoas are the money cookies.

I'm telling you people: their nuts are better than their cookies.

eraser8: unlikely: eraser8: Since I'm not a fan of cookies, in general, I don't have any dog in this Girl Scout hunt...but, does anybody remember when the Girl Scouts were selling various nuts?

I really do not remember a time when the Girl Scouts had nuts.

Why must you make me search for these things?

I am at work and even if I were at home there is no way I would do a GIS for Girl Scouts with Nuts.

eraser8: The_Sponge: They're overrated....Samoas are the money cookies.

I'm telling you people: their nuts are better than their cookies.

If I were to go back in time and tell younger-me that I would someday know a guy who was obsessed with Girl Scouts with nuts, younger-me would call older-me a liar.

"GIRL SCOUTS DO NOT HAVE NUTS, THEY ARE GIRL SCOUTS!" younger me would shout.

Mugato: I didn't even hear of thin mints until the first Fark thread about Girl Scout cookies, now no one will shut up about them. What do they have crack in them or something?

Yes.

unlikely: I am at work and even if I were at home there is no way I would do a GIS for Girl Scouts with Nuts.

unlikely: If I were to go back in time and tell younger-me that I would someday know a guy who was obsessed with Girl Scouts with nuts, younger-me would call older-me a liar.

See? Here you are trying to make me out to be a pervert when I'm merely weird.

/I'm taking my nuts and going home

unlikely: eraser8: The_Sponge: They're overrated....Samoas are the money cookies.

I'm telling you people: their nuts are better than their cookies.

If I were to go back in time and tell younger-me that I would someday know a guy who was obsessed with Girl Scouts with nuts, younger-me would call older-me a liar.

"GIRL SCOUTS DO NOT HAVE NUTS, THEY ARE GIRL SCOUTS!" younger me would shout.


We had a similar (and stupid) joke about another youth organization back in elementary school:

"I hate Brownies...especially with nuts."

doyner: Lando Lincoln: Samoas are the only cookie.

But they had to go and change the name to "Caramel Delights."

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Seconded. I can't really enjoy them unless they're named after a Pacific island nation full of people who can't appreciate having a cookie named after them. YOU HEAR ME SOMOA? THEY'LL ALWAYS BE SOMOANS TO ME! DELICIOUS NATIVE SAMOAN COCONUT CHOCOLATE COOKIE LIKE THING THAT MELTS WAY TOO QUICKLY IN MY HANDS!

eraser8: The_Sponge: They're overrated....Samoas are the money cookies.

I'm telling you people: their nuts are better than their cookies.


Perchance do you hang out in the Castro?

You can understand his naivete in regard to Girl Scout cookies as they did not have them in his native Kenya when he was growing up.

Thin mints are awesome. Samoas are nasty. Coconut is nasty. Samoas have coconut. Ergo, Samoas are nasty.

Nabb1: Thin mints are awesome. Samoas are nasty. Coconut is nasty. Samoas have coconut. Ergo, Samoas are nasty.


You sound racist against Attractive and Successful Polynesian Americans.

cannotsuggestaname: Perchance do you hang out in the Castro?

Hey...the Castro is a lovely neighborhood.

Nabb1: Thin mints are awesome. Samoas are nasty. Coconut is nasty. Samoas have coconut. Ergo, Samoas are nasty.

You can't argue with facts.

/Girl Scout Nuts FTW