farking a horse on stage wasn't enough? We get it, you're trying to get away from your child role.

Fop?

From the headline I had guessed he was doing a Mamet play.

Going by the pic in TFA, maybe he should go for the lead in "The Bobcat Goldthwait Story".

Funicello?

Is that a Cannibal Ox reference? I really liked them, but they were total dorks behind the scenes. They try to act all hood and then got knocked the fark out on stage and they have songs where they rap about how much they get friend zoned all the time. Cold Vein is my farking jam to this day, though

/am dating a girl from my group of friends
//thinks friend zone concept is pretty overblown

Fellatio?

You know, even though he's forever marked as Harry Potter, he's got it better than Jason Biggs. Though, you know, this movie does sound like something Jason Biggs would star in.

Funyuns?

Fap?

Foobies?

This is the tongue I used on your mother, Trebek! Score Three points for Gryffindor!

I'd rather watch "Emma Watson and the Leaked Sex Tape", but whatever...

Mugato: farking a horse on stage wasn't enough?

I was gonna say, didn't he do some play where he swung his dick around?

I know this guy from the 1-1/2 Harry Potter movies i watched, I have no idea if he can act or not.

But hey, he can do whatever bullshiat he wants, I'm guessing he never has to "work" again.

Mr. Potatoass: Funyuns?

Funyuns are awesome, yo!

biatch!

Felching?

Flatulence?

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ozarkmatt: I have no idea if he can act or not.

He couldn't when he started, but like all the other kids cast in major roles in those films, he grew into it by the end.

RomComs are probably a good place for him to be right now, though I'd hold out for a Richard Curtis script were i him.

Should involve Hermione and some kind of adult rating.

FTA: He's also playing Allen Ginsburg in "Kill Your Darlings."

That actually sounds pretty freaking awesome, but I am having some trouble figuring out how they are going to make him look anything like Ginsberg.

rocky_howard: Mr. Potatoass: Funyuns?

Funyuns are awesome, yo!

biatch!

Proper Jesse syntax is : ""Yo, Funyuns are awesome, biatch."
Because I said so.

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I thought this too.

I thought he did pretty good on Broadway in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying". Dude is short.

vwarb: That actually sounds pretty freaking awesome, but I am having some trouble figuring out how they are going to make him look anything like Ginsberg.

Young Ginsberg is all about the nose and glasses. One he hit 40, it's about the beard and hair.

/James Franco played him in Howl
//David Cross was AMAZING as Ginsberg in I'm Not There

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: robertus: [www.channel4.com image 625x352]

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I thought this too.

Now fark off out of my kitchen.

/I always liked the recipe challenge.

Mugato: farking a horse on stage wasn't enough? We get it, you're trying to get away from your child role.

Wait, his childhood role was farking a horse on stage?