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17 Jul 2012 08:30 PM   |   7303 clicks   |   io9
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17 Jul 2012 08:16 PM
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17 Jul 2012 08:17 PM
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17 Jul 2012 08:18 PM
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The Briny Derp     
Yes.

17 Jul 2012 08:41 PM
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Ed 'Too Tall' Jones     
I clearly remember one episode where Mr. Wizard showed us how to strip the insulation off the ends of an ordinary lamp cord and wrap the bare ends around two forks. And then if you stuck the forks in a hot dog and plugged it in, you could cook the hot dog.

It's a wonder the old fark didn't kill us all.

17 Jul 2012 08:43 PM
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wotnartd     
Oh man, I loved that show, Captain Planet was like a little skit in it, too!

17 Jul 2012 08:43 PM
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mr lawson     
Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I clearly remember one episode where Mr. Wizard showed us how to strip the insulation off the ends of an ordinary lamp cord and wrap the bare ends around two forks. And then if you stuck the forks in a hot dog and plugged it in, you could cook the hot dog.

It's a wonder the old fark didn't kill us all.


and yet we survived and prospered.

/what doesn't kill 'ya :-)

17 Jul 2012 08:48 PM
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Britney Spear's Speculum     
Reminds me of my attending.

17 Jul 2012 08:53 PM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
I think the last scene where Mr. Wizard drives away is actually from an experiment where they are measuring the speed of sound. It does look like a dick move to drive off and just leave the kid standing there in the middle of nowhere, though.

Did the wax burn you?
Yes.
Hold it straight up.

17 Jul 2012 08:55 PM
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Cat F Cat F     
Wow, I loved this show. I remember the blue piece of paper they're holding in a few scenes, is meant to be cut in such a way that they can walk through it as a giant loop.

17 Jul 2012 09:00 PM
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Devolving_Spud     
Win!

Biggest laugh of the day, Subby!

17 Jul 2012 09:01 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Damn I loved that guy

17 Jul 2012 09:12 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Mr. Wizard had to pay the bills, I guess belittling the children was just bonus.

17 Jul 2012 09:16 PM
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Whodat     
That could never happen now because you can't tell anyone's precious little snowflake that they are WRONG!

17 Jul 2012 09:36 PM
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ltdanman44     
Whodat: That could never happen now because you can't tell anyone's precious little snowflake that they are WRONG!

You lost, BOBBY

17 Jul 2012 09:52 PM
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ltdanman44     
Also, remember the mr. wizard play kit?

www.chemheritage.org


All the chemicals inside it are illegal now. Its like they are taking all the fun out of being a kid anymore.

17 Jul 2012 10:00 PM
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Brick-House     
He's a bigger dick than this guy has.

img.thesun.co.uk

17 Jul 2012 10:06 PM
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KidneyStone     
Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I clearly remember one episode where Mr. Wizard showed us how to strip the insulation off the ends of an ordinary lamp cord and wrap the bare ends around two forks. And then if you stuck the forks in a hot dog and plugged it in, you could cook the hot dog.

It's a wonder the old fark didn't kill us all.


We did that in college to cook dogs ;-)

17 Jul 2012 10:07 PM
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KidneyStone     
ltdanman44: All the chemicals inside it are illegal now.

No they're not.

17 Jul 2012 10:13 PM
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Ebenator     
Fred Rogers used to beat puppies and kittens.

17 Jul 2012 10:16 PM
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Sherman Potter     
How dare he? Those precious snowflakes. Tell them their wrong? Bastard.

/I hope they did him up and burn him.

17 Jul 2012 10:28 PM
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Britney Spear's Speculum     
Ebenator: Fred Rogers used to beat puppies and kittens in 1990.

ftfy

17 Jul 2012 10:40 PM
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Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion     
That show always had a surprising lack of safety goggles.

17 Jul 2012 10:50 PM
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volcs0     
I thought that was all part of the schtick.... like playing along with the girl who thought she was writing random numbers. I didn't see where he was being a dick at all... Are we just supposed to tell kids they're right all the time?

17 Jul 2012 11:03 PM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
ltdanman44: Also, remember the mr. wizard play kit?

[www.chemheritage.org image 750x500]


All the chemicals inside it are illegal now. Its like they are taking all the fun out of being a kid anymore.


copper sulfate? little harder to find, but not impossible.. soak a pine cone in it and toss into the camp fire pretty blue flames!

tincture of iodine... drug store, first aid section...

sodium carbonate... Soda ash... or washing soda... its usually the stuff sold as coffee maker cleaner. used as a browning agent in baking.

cant make that one out... mystery powder? who knows..

universal indicator...Most likely PH strips..

I cant make out the next two either... anyone wanna try?

the last one is Denatured alcohol.. Ethanol that has been poisoned so you don't drink it like the moonshine it is... fuel for the Bunsen burner... any hardware store will have this in the solvent/painting isle. I personally use it primarily to thin epoxy resin

17 Jul 2012 11:10 PM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
I love Mr. Wizard.

17 Jul 2012 11:13 PM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
OH! copper sulfate... the pool chemical section of the hardware store... used to control algae

17 Jul 2012 11:15 PM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
Yeah, that was typical for the time: adults treated mature kids like grown-ups, not overgrown toddlers. And you know what? Kids can handle it. They actually like it. They see how adults talk to each other, and they know that if an adult talks to them that way, it means they're considered grown-up enough for it. When you pamper kids or talk down to them -- treat them with "kid gloves" -- you're just infantilising them, not doing them a favour.

17 Jul 2012 11:20 PM
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Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Yeah, that was typical for the time: adults treated mature kids like grown-ups, not overgrown toddlers. And you know what? Kids can handle it. They actually like it. They see how adults talk to each other, and they know that if an adult talks to them that way, it means they're considered grown-up enough for it. When you pamper kids or talk down to them -- treat them with "kid gloves" -- you're just infantilising them, not doing them a favour.

another reason you are my favorites..

and another reason I always loved Mr. Wizard...

want to take bets on weather or not this edit was done by folks who were raised with kid gloves?

17 Jul 2012 11:35 PM
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milowitz     
Thanks for the laughs.

17 Jul 2012 11:48 PM
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ApatheticMonkey     
Cerebral Knievel: ltdanman44: Also, remember the mr. wizard play kit?

[www.chemheritage.org image 750x500]


All the chemicals inside it are illegal now. Its like they are taking all the fun out of being a kid anymore.

copper sulfate? little harder to find, but not impossible.. soak a pine cone in it and toss into the camp fire pretty blue flames!

tincture of iodine... drug store, first aid section...

sodium carbonate... Soda ash... or washing soda... its usually the stuff sold as coffee maker cleaner. used as a browning agent in baking.

cant make that one out... mystery powder? who knows..

universal indicator...Most likely PH strips..

I cant make out the next two either... anyone wanna try?

the last one is Denatured alcohol.. Ethanol that has been poisoned so you don't drink it like the moonshine it is... fuel for the Bunsen burner... any hardware store will have this in the solvent/painting isle. I personally use it primarily to thin epoxy resin


Ferric Chloride and 2, 4 (6?) Dichlorophenol

Apparently the mystery powder was sugar and asprin

18 Jul 2012 12:02 AM
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HotWingAgenda     
The best part:


Wizard (pointing at steel thing that looks like Japanese sex toy): Instead of putting paperclips from here, we're going to put Ashley.
Kid: Wut.


The second best part:

Kid (wincing in pain): It's really loud.
Wizard: Heh heh, try it again.

18 Jul 2012 12:13 AM
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Marshall Willenholly     
I saw every one of the shows that those clips were from. Hell, I've still got a big box full of VHS tapes from when we recorded them every morning on Nickelodeon at 6am. I remember him being kind of snarky like that, but all my teachers were that way, and my parents were even worse. That's how adults talked to kids back then. Mr. Wizard and one of my junior high science teachers were the main reasons I got interested in science, which led me down the road of engineering and research. RIP, Don Herbert, thanks for the inspiration.

18 Jul 2012 12:37 AM
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thisisyourbrainonFark     
ltdanman44: Also, remember the mr. wizard play kit?

[www.chemheritage.org image 750x500]

All the chemicals inside it are illegal now.


blog.zap2it.com

He recalls.

18 Jul 2012 12:39 AM
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Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Mr Wizard was the MAN!

His show could NEVER work today. Too many whiny parents and coddled kids.

18 Jul 2012 12:39 AM
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Easy Reader     
Kid: My Mom said that was An Impossible Hole!

Mr. Wizard: I like to think of it as A Chocolate Journey!

18 Jul 2012 12:56 AM
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CaptainFatass     
It's my understanding that Mr. Wizard had a Sandusky Problem, if you catch my drift.

18 Jul 2012 12:57 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: That show always had a surprising lack of safety goggles.

Because back in the day not everyone was a pussy.

www.boiledbeans.net

Criticality? What criticality? I've got a sweater vest.

18 Jul 2012 01:08 AM
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stiletto_the_wise     
weknowmemes.com

18 Jul 2012 01:09 AM
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acefox1     
Stacey from that show was my nerdy dream-girl. We're both around 40 now. Anybody got her number? LOL

/Who'd you rather.... Moose or Lisa?

18 Jul 2012 01:10 AM
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Sliding Carp    [TotalFark]  
Marshall Willenholly: Mr. Wizard and one of my junior high science teachers were the main reasons I got interested in science, which led me down the road of engineering and research. RIP, Don Herbert, thanks for the inspiration.

I'd bet he's directly responsible for about half the U.S. engineers and scientists over the age of about 40.

18 Jul 2012 01:32 AM
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rosebud_the_sled     
From what I heard, Mr. Wizard molested every kids who came of his show just like Sandusky. I heard it from the same voice that Pat Robertson believes is God; therefore, it must be true.

18 Jul 2012 01:39 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     
Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Yeah, that was typical for the time: adults treated mature kids like grown-ups, not overgrown toddlers. And you know what? Kids can handle it. They actually like it. They see how adults talk to each other, and they know that if an adult talks to them that way, it means they're considered grown-up enough for it. When you pamper kids or talk down to them -- treat them with "kid gloves" -- you're just infantilising them, not doing them a favour.

In my experience, it applies to anyone of any age and is the easiest and best way to train someone.

18 Jul 2012 01:43 AM
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irving47     
Cerebral Knievel: OH! copper sulfate... the pool chemical section of the hardware store... used to control algae

Also in the gardening section... It's in little tubs I think. Root killer, fungicide... GOoglE iT...
That stuff is toxic so wash hands after handling, but it grows beautiful little blue crystals shaped like parallelograms.

18 Jul 2012 02:19 AM
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Dejah    [TotalFark]  
rosebud_the_sled: From what I heard, Mr. Wizard molested every kids who came of his show just like Sandusky.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Mr. Wizard, for he is subtle and quick to anger.

18 Jul 2012 03:13 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
"Whaat?!"

18 Jul 2012 03:19 AM
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Okoboji     
I have to check this out, but IO9 is blocked here - is this anywhere else?

18 Jul 2012 07:51 AM
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bossuniversalAA     
there was an episode when mr wizard was demonstrating how fireworks get their colors and the little girl with him says "WICKED!". Mr wizard then asked her. "What did you just say"? as if he was shocked or something.

that's kind of an old compilation video though

18 Jul 2012 07:52 AM
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Okoboji     
Never mind, I found it.

That is great!

18 Jul 2012 07:54 AM
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bossuniversalAA     
ahhhh, correction... i thought it was part of the 'mr wizard taken out of context'


Link

18 Jul 2012 08:03 AM
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