A donkey, a viking, and a bengal walk into a room of bars.

Must be going for first draft pick in the rec yard.

/I'm crying orange and blue since that idiot Elway took over the coaching

Of the Vikings' arrests, anyone know how many were under Mike Tice?

HotWingAgenda: /I'm crying orange and blue since that idiot Elway took over the coaching

not sure i understand this.... since elway arrived he got rid of mcfarkingretard and hired fox... is that a bad thing? im thinking i dont understand your post.

uofacats2004: HotWingAgenda: /I'm crying orange and blue since that idiot Elway took over the coaching

not sure i understand this.... since elway arrived he got rid of mcfarkingretard and hired fox... is that a bad thing? im thinking i dont understand your post.

He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway. Elway's a legend, but he needs to stick to his used cars.

HotWingAgenda: He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway. Elway's a legend, but he needs to stick to his used cars.

when i first read this, i thought, "elway got rid of cutler?" then i thought about it for two seconds and remembered that it was mcfarkingretard that shipped off cutler. and brandon marshall. and peyton hillis. and tony schefter.
im having a hard time figuring out if youre serious or just joking around.
if youre calling Lord Tebow the best QB denver has had in years then there is no point in taking this discussion any further.

im a huge broncos fan. i appreciate what tebow did last year. but dont say hes the best QB denver has in years. denver had their QB of the future and he got traded to the bears.

Scheffler. fark me.

HotWingAgenda: He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years

I agree, it was stupid to get rid of Orton.

HotWingAgenda: He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway.

Incidentally... last I checked, Denver currently has the best QB Denver's had in years.

HotWingAgenda:
just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like

It's not so much that Tebow isn't a strict passer, it's just that he's not good at the passing part. And being able to throw the ball accurately is kind of important for a QB. If you want to be successful in the NFL you need a QB that can THROW the ball, first and foremost. Being able to run it is a bonus, for sure, but throwing ability is paramount.

How about we just put a "morals clause" in any stadium financed by taxpayers.

Let a few NFL teams take a $1 million dollar hit whenever a player is arrested-I'll bet the problem gets solved real quick.

Neondistraction: HotWingAgenda:
just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like

It's not so much that Tebow isn't a strict passer, it's just that he's not good at the passing part. And being able to throw the ball accurately is kind of important for a QB. If you want to be successful in the NFL you need a QB that can THROW the ball, first and foremost. Being able to run it is a bonus, for sure, but throwing ability is paramount.

You could save a lot of money on a receiver corps if your QB couldn't pass. Just hire a bunch of 300 pound "receivers" that look an awful lot like offensive linemen. We're talking serious crack back blocks.

puffy999: HotWingAgenda: He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway.

Incidentally... last I checked, Denver currently has the best QB Denver's had in years.

Gotta agree with that one ... too bad he'll retire during mid season after realizing that Denver's O Line is NOT Indy's, and that playing in the snow ruins his manicure.

Farking Lions can't even win this.

With the signing of Peyton Manning in the off-season, the Denver Broncos were thrust back into the conversation as Super Bowl contender.

...by idiots, ESPN, and Broncos fans.
Oh sorry. I said idiots 3 times didn't I.

By week 12 I expect all 4 AFC West teams wobbling around .500 (the best at 7-5). The one least hit by injury and/or with the easiest closeout schedule flops over the line at 10-6.
If Denver or KC end up with a playoff home game they'll get past the WC round.

Balchinian: Farking Lions can't even win this.

If instead of, "since 2000" it was, "under current regime", I think the Lions win easily.

bionicjoe: With the signing of Peyton Manning in the off-season, the Denver Broncos were thrust back into the conversation as Super Bowl contender.

...by idiots, ESPN, and Broncos fans.
Oh sorry. I said idiots 3 times didn't I.

By week 12 I expect all 4 AFC West teams wobbling around .500 (the best at 7-5). The one least hit by injury and/or with the easiest closeout schedule flops over the line at 10-6.
If Denver or KC end up with a playoff home game they'll get past the WC round.

The Donks will take the division if Manning stays healthy for 16 games but that isn't happening.

Likewise, the Raiders will take it if DMC stays healthy for 16 games but that also isn't happening.

So that leaves the Chumps and Dolts to fight over who the "winner" is in the NFL's special olympics division.

HotWingAgenda: He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway.

What did Elway have to do with Jake Plummer?

digistil: Of the Vikings' arrests, anyone know how many were under Mike Tice?

To answer myself, 19 were under Tice.

"The Bronco Way" sounds like some redneck attempting to describe a position in Kama Sutra.

Come on Baltimore! Get your heads in the game!

/responsible for 1/2 of Minnesota's total

Didn't Minnesota get a bunch of their arrests in one shot with that boat-party thing? Because that really seems like a cheap way to jump up in the standings.

Can't access Google Docs from work... will someone please post the full list in a comment?

I am Jack's user id: Can't access Google Docs from work... will someone please post the full list in a comment?

TEAM ARRESTS SINCE 2000
Minnesota 39
Cincinatti 37
Denver 34
Tennessee 30
Jacksonville 27
Kansas City 26
Miami 26
San Diego 25
Tampa Bay 24
Indianapolis 23
Cleveland 22
Chicago 21
New Orleans 19
Seattle 18
Washington 18
Carolina 17
Green Bay 17
Oakland 17
Pittsburgh 17
Baltimore 16
Atlanta 14
Buffalo 14
Detroit 13
New England 13
NY Giants 12
Dallas 11
San Francisco 11
Philadelphia 10
Arizona 9
Houston 9
NY Jets 8
St. Louis 7

This makes me a sad Bronco fan. I have no patience for players with their heads up their asses.

Broncos still should win this division at 10-6, and probably one playoff game.

digistil: St. Louis 7

Proving they don't try on or off the field.

HotWingAgenda: uofacats2004: HotWingAgenda: /I'm crying orange and blue since that idiot Elway took over the coaching

not sure i understand this.... since elway arrived he got rid of mcfarkingretard and hired fox... is that a bad thing? im thinking i dont understand your post.

He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway. Elway's a legend, but he needs to stick to his used cars.

Nice. 8/10.

At least Denver might win at something. They certainly can't seem to win much at football.

In MN we realized it would be cheaper to build a new prison for our criminal population and call it a "stadium"

With all the problems the Lions have had this off season (mostly with weed) I expected them to be higher on this list.

SKOL VIKINGS!!!!!

/wait, what?

qsblues: puffy999: HotWingAgenda: He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway.

Incidentally... last I checked, Denver currently has the best QB Denver's had in years.

Gotta agree with that one ... too bad he'll retire during mid season after realizing that Denver's O Line is NOT Indy's, and that playing in the snow ruins his manicure.

How often does it snow in Denver during the football season?

Hint...not often. It averages 60 degrees for all home games here.

Vail is 90 minutes west if you want snow.

qsblues: puffy999: HotWingAgenda: He also let go of the best QB Denver's had in years, just because he's not a strict passing quarterback like Elway.

Incidentally... last I checked, Denver currently has the best QB Denver's had in years.

Gotta agree with that one ... too bad he'll retire during mid season after realizing that Denver's O Line is NOT Indy's, and that playing in the snow ruins his manicure.

How often does it snow in Denver during the football season?

Hint...not often. It averages 60 degrees for all home games here.

Vail is 90 minutes west and 3000 feet higher if you want snow.

Hmmmmm. After yesterday's discussion, I wonder where Dallas is on the list?

digistil: Dallas 11

Oh, there they are. Number 26 on the list, if I'm counting correctly.

Thank you, digistil!

Hmm, don't think I've ever double posted on Fark before. Weird.

I am Jack's user id: Can't access Google Docs from work...

Wait - you can access Fark but not Google Docs?

/strange workplace

AliceBToklasLives: I am Jack's user id: Can't access Google Docs from work...

Wait - you can access Fark but not Google Docs?

/strange workplace

Yeah, more about Information Security than Productivity. They don't want confidential client infogetting shared easily onto a cloud.

Finally, the Vikes are #1 in something.

It seems that the NFL player rate of arrest is likely less than that of average Joe. Nothing to see here.

I am Jack's user id: AliceBToklasLives: I am Jack's user id: Can't access Google Docs from work...

Wait - you can access Fark but not Google Docs?

/strange workplace

Yeah, more about Information Security than Productivity. They don't want confidential client infogetting shared easily onto a cloud.

I have to deal with a similar thing at my workplace. Fark is always fine. 9 out of 10 times so is Google Docs, but occasionally it gets blocked. There's a few other hit or miss websites on there as well, but I can't figure out the pattern

but but but but dallas....

/surprised the falcons are that low on the list
//still cant beat NO

Cybernetic: Didn't Minnesota get a bunch of their arrests in one shot with that boat-party thing? Because that really seems like a cheap way to jump up in the standings.

Absolutely, Cincy feels ripped off because of the boat incident. Watch for the Bengals to make a late season charge and take over the top spot.

digistil: digistil: Of the Vikings' arrests, anyone know how many were under Mike Tice?

To answer myself, 19 were under Tice.

and?

uofacats2004: HotWingAgenda: /I'm crying orange and blue since that idiot Elway took over the coaching

not sure i understand this.... since elway arrived he got rid of mcfarkingretard and hired fox... is that a bad thing? im thinking i dont understand your post.

I agree that McDaniels was a dumpster fire of a coach, and I like most of the moves Elway has made from the front office, but I don't expect much success from John Fox. He's a run-first coach, and his gameplans are often suspect. People forget that Delhomme wasn't calling the pass plays in that playoff game.

I had been referring to the Vikings as "Bengals West". I may need to reverse that and call the Bengals "Vikings East". Arrests are one thing. I wonder what the conviction rates and time served amount to.

Brubold: The Donks will take the division if Manning stays healthy for 16 games but that isn't happening.

Where's that farker that comes into these threads to remind everyone that Manning is no more likely than any other QB to be injured? I don't want to steal his schtick.

/comment retracted if you're referring to the o-line; I know nothing about Denver's o-line.
/I'm a Bears fan. I don't know anything about o-lines in general.

srhp29: It seems that the NFL player rate of arrest is likely less than that of average Joe. Nothing to see here.

Probably higher than the average person making over $100,000/year, though.

skrame: comment retracted if you're referring to the o-line; I know nothing about Denver's o-line

It's the same guys last year who had to freelance a lot for Tebow's play. Now they have to do a total 180 and run a crazy-precise offense, oh and the center sucks balls.