| Woman removed from voter rolls twice for being dead is pretty sure she knows that she's the furthest thing from dead |
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| baka-san You're not fooling anybody |
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| MaudlinMutantMollusk Sounds like the voter roll purge is working exactly as planned |
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| dickfreckle Tomorrow's Republican media rallying cry: "This started when the Social Security Administration erred in their instructions to Florida. PRIVATIZE SOCIAL SECURITY!" |
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| dickfreckle mcbrim1998 at 9:06 PM July 17, 2012 First, there is no "purge" going on. Second, this woman is pretty weak if she is crying over this. She should be crying over what Obama has done to America. |
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| Fluorescent Testicle
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| the801
monty python something something not dead yet something |
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| WelldeadLink She should add herself to the Do=Not-Kill list. |
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| SandMann
She's a Zombie? |
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| Darth_Lukecash I expect Florida will have a significant reduction in living people by the time of the election. |
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| AqueousBoy
It's actually a good idea to spend a year dead for tax reasons. |
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| fusillade762 the error this year may have been initiated by the Social Security Administration If only there were some kind of unique identifying number they could use... |
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| wantingout
is she black? |
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| Hoopy Frood
What's second-furthest? |
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| Perducci
"Woman removed from voter rolls twice for being dead is pretty sure she knows that she's the furthest thing from dead" A newborn? In that case she still shouldn't be voting. |
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| Slick Johnson
She lives in Florida. Just as well be dead... |
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thisispete |
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| iccky
I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job. |
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| RamboFrog
Guys who've slept with her might argue that she sure seems dead. |
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| DrWhy
Eventually, they'll be right.... |
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| Brick-House
Maybe she's just a dead fark. And if you're not good in bed, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. |
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| rev. dave
Darth_Lukecash: I expect Florida will have a significant reduction in living people by the time of the election. Especially the minority version of living people and those who vote for Democrats. |
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| MFAWG
iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job. Forgive me if I seem to be drawing with a broad brush, but wouldn't alot of virulently anti-Castro Cuban Americans tend to vote Republican? If they use 'Hispanic' as a yardstick they could cut off their nose to spite their faces. Which would be pretty lulzy. |
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| Danger Avoid Death
iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job. That would be indescent. |
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| ladyfortuna
Yup, what a great idea, let's purge the 'dead' people from the voter lists, and let's use computers to do it! Even better, we'll save lots of time and manpower hours and just do it all remotely without having a live person checking in. That'll work great. /what's the worst that could happen? |
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| Oneofthesedays
Danger Avoid Death: iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job. That would be indescent. Did you have to descend to that level? |
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| GrenadeOConner Is she thinking about going for a walk? |
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| Oneofthesedays
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| jiesenPSD
Oneofthesedays: GrenadeOConner: Is she thinking about going for a walk? too late ;D yeah, she'll be stone cold in a moment. |
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| King Something
jiesenPSD: Oneofthesedays: GrenadeOConner: Is she thinking about going for a walk? too late ;D yeah, she'll be stone cold in a moment. She feels happy! She feels happy! |
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| morg
Connie Smith? That could be any race. Better safe than sorry, mark her dead. |
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| UsikFark rev. dave: Darth_Lukecash: I expect Florida will have a significant reduction in living people by the time of the election. Especially the minority version of living people and those who vote for Democrats. They will be mailed ballots due the following Thursday. |
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Dahnkster
![]() You got ACORN on my Peanut Butter! |
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| Ed Grubermann So, when does Honduras send in the observers to make sure we have a fair election? |
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| TWX
iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job. Anyone who removes an eligible voter from the rolls for any reason has violated that voter's civil rights. The official in question should face immediate dismissal and be liable for civil suit from the voter in question, both as the officeholder and personally. I have an idea. Let's let every citizen vote. Pollsters do not have to set up polling in mental hospitals or in prisons, but if patients or inmates are smart enough to request an absentee ballot then they can vote. I'd even give them a choice- register to vote in the last jurisdiction in which they were free, or register in the jurisdiction in which they now reside. If the prisoner/ex-con bloc is so substantial that it's a real danger to a political party, then perhaps it's actually important that they be heard. Sure that'd screw with those prison-industrial-complex towns in Texas, but perhaps they and that industry could stand to have a little reform. The real voter fraud is denying citizens their right to vote, not a couple-dozen non-citizens who checked the "register to vote" option when signing up for their drivers' licenses... |
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| randomjsa
Dozens of instances of ACORN doing something wrong is never enough to condemn them but it only takes a few cases of the system not working for the same people who defended ACORN to scream "See we told you!" |
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| fusillade762 Oneofthesedays: Danger Avoid Death: iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job. That would be indescent. Did you have to descend to that level? Well, it is the highest form of patriotic. |
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| Ambivalence Dahnkster: [www.tokyomango.com image 300x416] You got ACORN on my Peanut Butter! Are those Japanese toilets? (sigh) the Japanese are such a weird people. |
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| UsikFark Ambivalence: Dahnkster: [www.tokyomango.com image 300x416] You got ACORN on my Peanut Butter! Are those Japanese toilets? (sigh) the Japanese are such a weird people. Yes, that's a novelty ice-cream modeled after a real Japanese toilet... you won't be laughing when you try to use the contoured ass-scoopers in the airport bathroom. |
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| This Pun Was Intended
Ambivalence: Dahnkster: [www.tokyomango.com image 300x416] You got ACORN on my Peanut Butter! Are those Japanese toilets? (sigh) the Japanese are such a weird people. They're either the weirdest, or the most awesome on the planet. /it's all about perspective. |
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| fickle floridian
THANKS OBAMA!!!! oh wait |
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| Danger Avoid Death
This Pun Was Intended: (sigh) the Japanese are such a weird people. They're either the weirdest, or the most awesome on the planet. If you own panty vending machines, they can be both. |
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| Dahnkster
My bento is full of botan rice candy. Does Sailor Moon have ticklish feet? |
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| 3dougnight
Those Diebold voting machines can bring dead Floridians back to life, record their votes for Mitt, and rebury them at the speed of light. |
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| KillAllHumans
Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo! Bureaucrat: OK, Mr. Simpson, I'll just make the change here... and you're all set. Homer: I don't like your attitude, you water-cooler dictator. What do you have in that secret government file anyway? I have a right to read it. Bureaucrat: You sure do. Homer: "Wife: Marjorie. Children: Bartholomew, Lisa" -- aha! See? This thing is all screwed up! Who the heck is Margaret Simpson? Bureaucrat: Uh, your youngest daughter. |
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| impaler Darth_Lukecash: I expect Florida will have a significant reduction in living people by the time of the election. If it costs them an electoral vote in the next census, it might be worth it. Shat. That's 8 years away. |
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| pciszek
MFAWG: Forgive me if I seem to be drawing with a broad brush, but wouldn't alot of virulently anti-Castro Cuban Americans tend to vote Republican? If they use 'Hispanic' as a yardstick they could cut off their nose to spite their faces. Which would be pretty lulzy. Not so long as the voter rolls also record party affiliation. |
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| fark'emfeed'emfish
Oneofthesedays: Danger Avoid Death: iccky: I'm sure we can trust these people to only remove non-citizens from the voting rolls, and not other people of Hispanic decent who just happen to have the same name and/or birthdate. I'm sure they'll be good at that part of their job. That would be indescent. Did you have to descend to that level? I decent! you're both indissent |
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| fark'emfeed'emfish
I say if you can't vote, you shouldn't be expected to pay taxes, bet that fix the rolls up real quick. |
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