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   On the positive side, people travelling to London for the upcoming Olympics can be sure that their genitals will be groped by seasoned professionals

18 Jul 2012 09:57 AM   |   3554 clicks   |   Russia Today
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DammitIForgotMyLogin    [TotalFark]  
Welcome to London, proud host city of the 2012 Olympics.

Now bend over and open wide.

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18 Jul 2012 09:42 AM
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ChipNASA     
DammitIForgotMyLogin: Welcome to London, proud host city of the 2012 Olympics.

Now bend over and open wide.

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Thread over MAN, thread over.....

18 Jul 2012 10:02 AM
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puppetmaster745     
Can you get arrested if you pretend to like it? I mean is that "yard sign" sex offender territory?

18 Jul 2012 10:03 AM
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PsiChi     
Interesting false flag news in story about skater Apolo Ohno, via TMZ:

U.S. Olympic hero Apolo Anton Ohno is getting ready to travel to London for the Summer games ... and tells TMZ he's not even the slightest bit worried about the massive security issues going down in the U.K.

In case you're unaware ... British officials are furious after the private security firm hired to work the Olympics failed to provide enough security personnel for the games ... and now the British government has been forced to call in 3,500 soldiers and extra police officers to cover the gap.


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18 Jul 2012 10:12 AM
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grinding_journalist     
Is there a Vegas line or over/under on whether there will be a Terrorist Attack® at these Olympics?

18 Jul 2012 10:13 AM
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Lanadapter     
In other news, I now want to go to the olympics

18 Jul 2012 10:16 AM
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DammitIForgotMyLogin    [TotalFark]  
PsiChi: and now the British government has been forced to call in 3,500 soldiers and extra police officers to cover the gap.


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Even better, we're apparently calling in the Romanian police to help out too.

18 Jul 2012 10:17 AM
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definitivellama     
I'm not manhandling your genitals. I'm a man. Handling your genitals.

18 Jul 2012 10:45 AM
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jaybeezey     
I just traveled through Heathrow, Madrid and Dublin. The most hassel i got from anyone was just trying to get back through customs in the states.

The British Airlines terminal in madrid in the best looking airport terminal i have ever seen. I could live there.

18 Jul 2012 11:07 AM
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KierzanDax     
If you were going to bring in seasoned security people for your airports, wouldn't you bring in Israeli airport security personnel? Oh, you're more interested in theater security than actual security? Ok...

18 Jul 2012 11:30 AM
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offmymeds     
Well that's good news! I wouldn't want just any old pervert off the street touching my junk. I demand professional service!

18 Jul 2012 11:38 AM
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Chimpasaurus     
I've been extremely lucky at US airports. I've managed to not have a body scan or a grope, and I fly 2-3x a year. When I was in Netherlands, however, they put up a fight when I didn't want to go through the scanner. They eventually let me go through with just a normal pat down. Years before the body scanners, I was in Heathrow and I got seriously molested. But the groper was a good looking middle-aged woman, so my husband thought the whole thing was great.

18 Jul 2012 12:12 PM
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Gig103    [TotalFark]  
KierzanDax: If you were going to bring in seasoned security people for your airports, wouldn't you bring in Israeli airport security personnel? Oh, you're more interested in theater security than actual security? Ok...

BINGO.

18 Jul 2012 02:24 PM
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NephilimNexus     
It's good that we have the TSA around now, because:

1) We need more airport security.

2) We were having real issues with finding legal employment for all those convicted sex offenders getting out of prison.

Two problems that solved each other!

18 Jul 2012 04:03 PM
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