But the hookers are happy.

/London gonna be a farking contest.
//That's the most popular athletic activity in Olympic cities.

not getting the spiderman reference

Oh, Allistair:

I DISAGREE!

/peel out

I wonder how may Olympic workers are being paid zero, but getting counted toward the employed rolls?

missiv: I wonder how may Olympic workers are being paid zero, but getting counted toward the employed rolls?

I'd gather none.

Since they aren't employees, they're volunteers.