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   Nick Cannon doesn't think American Idol can afford to hire Mariah Carey. Offers to take her place for $8.25 / hour plus transportation costs

18 Jul 2012 10:37 AM   |   846 clicks   |   CNN
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
I also don't think she would be on a show that competes with her husband's, even though the seasons don't really overlap.

18 Jul 2012 07:55 AM
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EnviroDude    [TotalFark]  
AI should bring in Kelli Pickler as a judge. She had personality.

18 Jul 2012 09:54 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Mariah should focus more on snagging film roles. Her performance in Precious was fantastic.

18 Jul 2012 10:56 AM
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache     
Have they considered cancelling American Idol? That would be a good move.

18 Jul 2012 11:00 AM
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Gunny Highway     
Nick Cannon is hilarious.

18 Jul 2012 11:09 AM
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indarwinsshadow     
Or they could just hire a howler monkey. Looks about the same, sings about the same. Same amount of talent. Problem solved.

18 Jul 2012 11:11 AM
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MattyFridays     
Gunny Highway: Nick Cannon is hilarious.

+1, beat me to it.

/nicely produced, Al

18 Jul 2012 11:12 AM
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Gunny Highway     
MattyFridays: Gunny Highway: Nick Cannon is hilarious.

+1, beat me to it.

/nicely produced, Al


AL HUGHES!

18 Jul 2012 11:13 AM
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BowtoMogul     
FARK NICK CANNON!

18 Jul 2012 11:41 AM
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js34603     
Who the Fark is Nick Cannon?

/I'm broke!

18 Jul 2012 12:00 PM
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Vash's Apprentice     
EnviroDude: AI should bring in Kelli Pickler as a judge. She had personality.

I'd Pickler, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

18 Jul 2012 12:33 PM
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89 Stick-Up Kid     
Came to see a Chapelle Show reference. Leaving satisfied.

18 Jul 2012 01:12 PM
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Buttknuckle     
I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.

18 Jul 2012 01:33 PM
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Gunny Highway     
Buttknuckle: I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.

You fark off and die. Mariah is an angel.

18 Jul 2012 01:41 PM
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Cargo    [TotalFark]  
js34603: Who the Fark is Nick Cannon?

/I'm broke!


Man, that scene is hilarious. The idea of him yelling and calling his own son "[the-n-word]" just makes me laugh.

18 Jul 2012 04:03 PM
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CigaretteSmokingMan     
They'd have to squeeze her fat ass into the chair.

18 Jul 2012 04:30 PM
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Jesus McSordid    [TotalFark]  
Buttknuckle: I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.

But... tits!

19 Jul 2012 12:02 AM
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WordsnCollision     
Buttknuckle: I wish Mariah Carey would have died instead of Whitney.

I thought she did...

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19 Jul 2012 10:37 PM
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