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18 Jul 2012 09:58 AM   |   2610 clicks   |   NBC Washington
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
seriesandtv.com

Also, Rabid Beaver would be a great name for a Canadian Speed Metal Band

18 Jul 2012 10:00 AM
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Jake Havechek     
In the Enchanted Forest Trailer Park,
the Coleman stoves are lit, and it's getting dark.
Sitting in the Airstream, playing crib' with Bernice
Heard somebody screaming down on the beach.
It was:
Vampire Beavers!! Here they come, Here they come!
Vampire Beavers!! Ya better run, Ya better run!
Vampire Beavers!
Vampire Beavers!
Vampire Beavers on the loose Tonight!!

18 Jul 2012 10:01 AM
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ChipNASA     
Beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, TA-TAs, TA-TAs.!!!! ..ahh beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, TA-TAs, TA-TAs.!!!!

18 Jul 2012 10:01 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
tl;dr

18 Jul 2012 10:02 AM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

la la la la

18 Jul 2012 10:14 AM
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Posh Naranek     
us.123rf.com

18 Jul 2012 10:18 AM
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gsiofa     
i36.photobucket.com

18 Jul 2012 10:21 AM
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HailRobonia     

18 Jul 2012 10:23 AM
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Biness     
Harry Freakstorm: [seriesandtv.com image 300x208]

Also, Rabid Beaver would be a great name for a Canadian Speed Metal Band


done in one

18 Jul 2012 10:30 AM
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Theaetetus     
Two Girls Attacked by Rabid Beaver in Virginia Lake

As opposed to two girls' beavers attacked by a rabid Ricki Lake.

18 Jul 2012 10:35 AM
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HailRobonia     
I'm a doctor, not a botanist.

18 Jul 2012 10:38 AM
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Baz the Spaz     
I think I saw a porn movie once called "Rabid Beaver."

18 Jul 2012 10:40 AM
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ChrisDe     
Nothing worse than a beaver foaming around the lips. Or better, I forget.

18 Jul 2012 10:40 AM
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Biness     
ChrisDe: Nothing worse than a beaver foaming around the lips. Or better, I forget.

its definitely one of the two....

18 Jul 2012 10:41 AM
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DoBeDoBeDo     
As a married man I can only ask: Where does one find a rabid beaver to be attacked by?

18 Jul 2012 10:43 AM
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clowncar on fire     
mrvictim.files.wordpress.com

probably not so obscure?

18 Jul 2012 10:44 AM
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sweet-daddy-2     
DoBeDoBeDo: As a married man I can only ask: Where does one find a rabid beaver to be attacked by?

Good question. The beaver at my house died a long time ago.Now it's just a dried up batch of fur with a huge tail.

18 Jul 2012 10:52 AM
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clowncar on fire     
www.thecitrusreport.com

Looked harmless enough...

18 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Beaver Fever"... o_o

18 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
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clowncar on fire     
Captain Steroid: Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Beaver Fever"... o_o

justinbieberstory.com

18 Jul 2012 10:59 AM
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Mr. Shabooboo     
clowncar on fire: [mrvictim.files.wordpress.com image 385x240]

probably not so obscure?


I was going to name it Wynona too..

18 Jul 2012 11:00 AM
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MBooda     
farm3.staticflickr.com

18 Jul 2012 11:02 AM
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elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  
4.bp.blogspot.com


ahh, jr. high.

18 Jul 2012 11:03 AM
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redundantman     
Well make up your mind subby, was it a rabbit or a beaver?

18 Jul 2012 11:13 AM
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austerity101     
upload.wikimedia.org

18 Jul 2012 11:17 AM
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abfalter     
"Ward? Don't you think you've been a little hard on the Beaver lately?"

18 Jul 2012 11:17 AM
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Kaw Dawg     
"Biting the hand that faps you."

/possible headline

18 Jul 2012 11:22 AM
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austerity101     
I hope they didn't catch Beaver Fever.

4.bp.blogspot.com

18 Jul 2012 11:24 AM
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utsagrad123    [TotalFark]  
MBooda: [farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]

Came here for Buc-ee's. Leaving satisfied.

18 Jul 2012 11:25 AM
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Rindred     
Being attacked rabidly by beavers = OK
Being attacked by rabid beavers = Not OK

18 Jul 2012 12:10 PM
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Posh Naranek     
www.badideatshirts.com

18 Jul 2012 12:41 PM
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swangoatman     
elvisaintdead: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x304]


ahh, jr. high.


ha ha

18 Jul 2012 12:51 PM
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Gleeman     
i.ytimg.com

18 Jul 2012 02:38 PM
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Haoie     
Saturday Night Beaver!

Straight from GTA3.

18 Jul 2012 04:50 PM
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