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   Creepiest video you'll see all year: robot showing human-like expressions of emotion

19 Jul 2012 12:56 PM   |   6622 clicks   |   CBS News
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
What about Robot baby? or some of the other creepy ones in the sidebar?

19 Jul 2012 11:00 AM
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
I half expected to see an article about Mitt Romney.

19 Jul 2012 11:50 AM
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MaxxLarge    [TotalFark]  
Relevant:

upload.wikimedia.org

19 Jul 2012 12:12 PM
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AngryJailhouseFistfark    [TotalFark]  
Are the RealDoll® people integrating this technology into their product? Particularly the disgust and disappointment reactions?

19 Jul 2012 01:17 PM
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johnsmith99     
I just saw a bunch of O faces.

19 Jul 2012 01:18 PM
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zixr    [TotalFark]  
The "who farted?" face was right on the money.

19 Jul 2012 01:23 PM
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ampoliros     
Was that Kristin Stewart? She's gotten much more expressive since that last movie.

19 Jul 2012 01:46 PM
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Lewis Medlock     
johnsmith99: I just saw a bunch of O faces.

cdn0.sbnation.com

19 Jul 2012 01:55 PM
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Massa Damnata     
i1170.photobucket.com

19 Jul 2012 02:07 PM
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Wolf892     
It looks like they've cracked the uncanny valley problem. They've moved on to "dead behind the eyes" hooker. Once that's mastered we can get to the real gold which is "Pissed off house wife." Then and only then will we be happy.

19 Jul 2012 02:07 PM
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Atomic Spunk     
That is not the kind of technology I expect to originate in Italy. Japan, yes, but not Italy.

19 Jul 2012 02:21 PM
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LeroyBourne    [TotalFark]  
It pleases me to know there will be sex bots in my lifetime.

19 Jul 2012 02:33 PM
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AdamK     
creepy?

more like hilarious

19 Jul 2012 02:41 PM
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Deddude9988     
They finally made a robot Angelica Houston?

19 Jul 2012 02:45 PM
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Babboonrash     
creepy or not... I just hope I live long enough to one day get a hummer from a sexbot like Cherry 2000. The technology is getting closer to achieving reality.

19 Jul 2012 02:47 PM
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dogboy360     
Kwamee?

19 Jul 2012 03:09 PM
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RexTalionis    [TotalFark]  
Already a better actress than Kristen Stewart.

19 Jul 2012 03:17 PM
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Doodah_man    [TotalFark]  
I need ya, Decks. This is a bad one, the worst yet. I need the old blade runner, I need your magic.

19 Jul 2012 03:53 PM
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carrion_luggage     
Still has more range that Kristen Stewart.

19 Jul 2012 03:55 PM
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Guuberre     
I half expected that to be a RomneyRoll.....

19 Jul 2012 04:27 PM
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digitalrain     
Massa Damnata: [i1170.photobucket.com image 600x338]

Wow...reminds me of Patrick Swayze in Too Wong Foo...

19 Jul 2012 05:02 PM
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FastJeff     
I saw no happiness in that face. I saw something that stared into the abyss and now can only pretend to be human.

19 Jul 2012 05:08 PM
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thisisyourbrainonFark     
straycatcinema.files.wordpress.com

19 Jul 2012 05:23 PM
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Bag of Hammers     
AdamK: creepy?

more like hilarious




This.

"Robot can replicate 6 human emotional expressions" Only if the first 5 of them are "while dropping a deuce"

Rick Baker's Creature Shop produced more realistic faces over 20 years ago.

19 Jul 2012 05:56 PM
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AaronSynn     
We're playing way too fast and loose with the term 'robot' these days.
Special effects guys have been making fake heads that can change expressions for years, and the only difference here is instead of a guy directly controlling rods going into the head and moving stuff around, a guy controls a computer which controls moving stuff around in the head.
And if it's some sort of thing you drive and/or control the arms of by remote control, it's an expensive RC toy.
Show me a mechanical construct that's moving around of it's own accord, making evaluations of it's situation and making choices, and I'll call it a robot.

19 Jul 2012 06:40 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
AaronSynn: We're playing way too fast and loose with the term 'robot' these days.
Special effects guys have been making fake heads that can change expressions for years, and the only difference here is instead of a guy directly controlling rods going into the head and moving stuff around, a guy controls a computer which controls moving stuff around in the head.
And if it's some sort of thing you drive and/or control the arms of by remote control, it's an expensive RC toy.
Show me a mechanical construct that's moving around of it's own accord, making evaluations of it's situation and making choices, and I'll call it a robot.


What do you call those things that assembled most of your car?

Android!

19 Jul 2012 06:45 PM
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casual disregard    [TotalFark]  
If I could have a robot companion, I would want it to take care of the mundane tasks I'm too lazy to perform, to recite poetry and classics and modern novels and essays I'm too lazy to read, and to otherwise make my fat ass fatter. And update Firefox and Flash Player and Java every other day or so because gosh darnit, somebody has to do it, and I'd rather not.

Faking an orgasm, though? Not terribly high on my list of priorities for a robot.

19 Jul 2012 07:13 PM
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Kome     
Hardly the creepiest video of robotic platforms trying to mimic humans I've seen this week, but then again because of some projects I'm on at work I have seen a lot. Still, I hadn't come across this one yet so I'll show my co-workers tomorrow. Thanks subby.

19 Jul 2012 07:22 PM
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Stig O'Tracy     
Good god, the "Imagine-O-Bots" or whatever they call the robots at Disneyland have more expression and lifelike movement than this thing - plus it looks like it was built by high school students.

/Fail

19 Jul 2012 08:02 PM
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Sherman Potter     
Looks like Demi Moore having a bowel movement.

19 Jul 2012 08:24 PM
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roosam     
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I don't get it. Really. Was she sick or something?

19 Jul 2012 08:40 PM
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Smagma     
they all kind of seemed like the same emotion.. except the puppy dog one

19 Jul 2012 08:57 PM
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Rhames     
images.starpulse.com

Here is Happy, i think

19 Jul 2012 09:03 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
www.michalak.org

19 Jul 2012 09:24 PM
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almandot     
ManateeGag: I half expected to see an article about Mitt Romney.

Well the first thing I saw when I opened it..

www.matthewtoschi.com

19 Jul 2012 09:42 PM
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Ithaca_StLondon     
Ahhhhhh!

19 Jul 2012 10:18 PM
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toyotaboy     
my girrrrrrl robot! this is gonna be the best prom ever!
files.coloribus.com

it's a cherry!
www.ricardogreene.cl

19 Jul 2012 11:54 PM
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Kurmudgeon     
"Two Wee-icks"

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20 Jul 2012 01:34 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
I didn't really see much change in the expression; all of them looked disgusted or scared.

20 Jul 2012 06:51 AM
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Bruce Campbell     
There's more realism in the animatronics of a Universal Studios ride than that.

20 Jul 2012 09:58 AM
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DecemberNitro     
Seems like there are so many of these "real human expressions from a robot" stories, and the robots all look absolutely terrible. Seriously, they look awful.

What have you robotics guys been doing for the last 50 years?

/porn at work

20 Jul 2012 11:47 AM
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dehehn    [TotalFark]  
WETA, will you please help these guys out? Scientists are so horrible at this stuff.

20 Jul 2012 01:29 PM
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