A bottle of Gold Bond Powder?

A cheesesteak with extra hots?

A rag on a stick?

A fat guy from Jersey who has $1.2 million dollars in illegal campaign contributions from corporations sitting in two PACs?

Are they going to need a limo to drive him to the podium?

They don't fear him because he has the Chris Christie, they fear him cause he'll let the Chris Christie out.

GET IN MA BELLY! I'M GONNA EET YA!

I've heard rumors of Christine running for VP and they are silly.

1) Guy's got a HUGE ego. He'll be a Presidential candidate or nothing. Playing impotent second fiddle to a 1% like Romney would not sit well with him.
2) He'd politically do much better if he finishes off being Gov. in NJ and showing some kind of success record.
3) This is a losing election and Christie knows it -- he wouldn't be able to politically weather a loss w/Romney, some of that failure would be blamed on him directly.

/nj

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I've heard rumors of Christine running for VP and they are silly.

Christie is a white male.

There is no way they're going with a white male.

unlikely: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I've heard rumors of Christine running for VP and they are silly.

Christie is a white male.

There is no way they're going with a white male.

The non white male options are pretty thin. I seriously doubt Rice would do it, plus she has the Bush taint (*giggity*).

If they go there, I say Kelly Ayotte. But while she's not a nut like Palin, there are some eerie situational parallels.

I honestly think his best bet is Jeb. While a white male, he's got cred with the Latin community. I doubt he would accept, though.

Diogenes: The non white male options are pretty thin.

Alan Keyes

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Laughter LOL out loud

sigdiamond2000: Diogenes: The non white male options are pretty thin.

Alan Keyes

One would think he's tire of losing to Obama.

sigdiamond2000: Diogenes: The non white male options are pretty thin.

Alan Keyes


And Laughter Out LOL to you to, good sir.

Diogenes: sigdiamond2000: Diogenes: The non white male options are pretty thin.

Alan Keyes

One would think he's tire of losing to Obama.

snap

A weapon that's too heavy to lift. It's like a Zen riddle.

Diogenes: Are they going to need a limo to drive him to the podium?

Helicopter.

You idiots are misreading the headline. It's not Chris Christie's weapon, or a weapon against Chris Christie, but rather Chris Christie himself as a weapon.

Presumably loaded into a trebuchet, or rolled down a tunnel after Dem infiltrators.

Just one little wafer thin mint?

A giant boulder that, once it starts rolling, will inevitably crush everything in its path?

Admiration of Chris Christie is highly correlated with being an emasculated middle-aged suburban nobody who lives vicariously through a paper bully with a ton of backup.

TeDDD: You idiots are misreading the headline. It's not Chris Christie's weapon, or a weapon against Chris Christie, but rather Chris Christie himself as a weapon.

Presumably loaded into a trebuchet, or rolled down a tunnel after Dem infiltrators.

He'll be like the fat kid in "Hook".

Dr.Zom: A weapon that's too heavy to lift. It's like a Zen riddle.

I was thinking that they were going to load him into a big powerful trebuchet and launch him at the East Coast, making a New Grand Canyon.

And how exactly do they intend to brandish him? With a crane?

Just don't brandish him too hard. Tampa isn't that used to tremors.

Diogenes: Are they going to need a limo to drive him to the podium?

This is why I love you so goddamn much.

A large blunt object with a big thick head?

Release the Kraken!

Serious Black: A giant boulder that, once it starts rolling, will inevitably crush everything in its path?

I now have nightmares about Christie as a giant katamari.

TeDDD: You idiots are misreading the headline. It's not Chris Christie's weapon, or a weapon against Chris Christie, but rather Chris Christie himself as a weapon.

Presumably loaded into a trebuchet, or rolled down a tunnel after Dem infiltrators.

A wooden counterweight trebuchet isn't gonna get the job done. You'd need titanium or something stronger so that the whole arm goes up without snapping in two.

Romney would pick a "pleasant, un-threatening fellow like Tim Pawlenty for the ticket.

This man was a horrible governor. He used his time in office to attempt to make him a presidential contender at the cost of MN. He cut costs for mandatory programs which simply transfered the taxes to the county/local level which in turn had to increase their taxes. He didn't impose any new "taxes" because he called them fees, which where later ruled illegal. He is as much of an empty suit as Romneybot.

Of COURSE Rmoney does not want to hang out with him. Mormons generally don't buddy up to people who swear or drink or have a bad rep.
BUT, if they can leverage that somehow to make themselves look more god-like, they'll kick your grandma out of the way to get there first.

Is Christie is Mass Weapon of Destruction?

I wonder how casting is going for the young republicans charged with being the liberal foils to Christie's tough guy routine at the convention. I bet they'll be wearing tie-dye. That's what liberals wear, you know.

jakomo002: Dr.Zom: A weapon that's too heavy to lift. It's like a Zen riddle.

I was thinking that they were going to load him into a big powerful trebuchet and launch him at the East Coast, making a New Grand Canyon.

"Gentlemen, behold...the fatapult!"

Krispy Kreme Christie?

A belligerent Stay Puft asshole with the power of Cankle at his command?

Seems like a good plan to serve the interests I have. Which is to reelect Obama.

In the back of my mind, I am almost bothered that this entire thread is nothing but fat jokes.

In the front of my mind, I realize there is nothing else to talk about.

Such a pickle. If Romney wants to run on jobs and the economy, he should pick an award winning economist as his VP. He can't, because a real economist would disagree with everything Romney says. So instead, he throws out fat people for us to laugh at about while we wait for a bunch of nothing from him.

Citrate1007: Romney would pick a "pleasant, un-threatening fellow like Tim Pawlenty for the ticket.

This man was a horrible governor. He used his time in office to attempt to make him a presidential contender at the cost of MN. He cut costs for mandatory programs which simply transfered the taxes to the county/local level which in turn had to increase their taxes. He didn't impose any new "taxes" because he called them fees, which where later ruled illegal. He is as much of an empty suit as Romneybot.

Not only that, but we get to break out this handy-dandy chart showing how Pawlenty wants to blow up the deficit even more than Romney does!

Fart_Machine: Serious Black: A giant boulder that, once it starts rolling, will inevitably crush everything in its path?

I now have nightmares about Christie as a giant katamari.

It's the level where you fatten the sumo wrestler all over again!

Yes, of course... I can think of no one more fitting for Today's GOP than a morbidly obese, right-wing blowhard bloviating to an audience of unhinged simpletons.

coeyagi: A belligerent Stay Puft asshole with the power of Cankle at his command?

I don't think Limbaugh would take the pay cut to become Veep

Philip Francis Queeg: [s3.amazonaws.com image 550x381]

Release the Kraken!

Mitt is looking at Christie like he has a pretty mouth.

Rapmaster2000: Admiration of Chris Christie is highly correlated with being an emasculated middle-aged suburban nobody who lives vicariously through a paper bully with a ton of backup.

Christie got elected mainly because Corzine sucked as a governor & Christie had name recognition from his time as a US prosecutor (or whatever he did) busting crooked politicians (easy to do in this state). I didn't vote for Corzine because I thought we needed a change. That said, I am getting tired of Christie's act. Disagree with him? Then he calls you an idiot. Present him with some unpleasant facts that doesn't go along with his story? Then you are incompetent. Guilani could be unpleasant, but at least he helped turn NYC around. NJ feels likes the same old same old.

From his cursing a citizen at the shore to his "Corzine Democrats" commercials, he is starting to seem unstable to me. He whines like Romney, except his whines are filled with curses and a lot of attitude.

Fart_Machine: Serious Black: A giant boulder that, once it starts rolling, will inevitably crush everything in its path?

I now have nightmares about Christie as a giant katamari.

Dude, I have had those nightmares for years now. Which is pretty much why I suggested it. I want other people to share in my nightmares.

Baron Christimir Chriskonnen

LucklessWonder: coeyagi: A belligerent Stay Puft asshole with the power of Cankle at his command?

I don't think Limbaugh would take the pay cut to become Veep

Christie is twice the man that Rush is. Maybe three times.

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: 1) Guy's got a HUGE ego. He'll be a Presidential candidate or nothing. Playing impotent second fiddle to a 1% like Romney would not sit well with him.

Christie thinks he might be the nominee, now. Romney could be done if the Swiss amnesty rumors prove to be true. There could actually be an open convention. What an insane ride this could turn out to be.