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   The question isn't whether Barack Obama is secretly foreign-born, the question is whether Barack Obama was secretly married during college

20 Jul 2012 04:32 PM   |   2257 clicks   |   WorldNetDaily
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RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  
This means that Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to spend the remainder of his term wearing a wedding dress.

20 Jul 2012 02:16 PM
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gimmegimme     
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Go ahead, WND. You'll get one eventually.

20 Jul 2012 02:16 PM
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djkutch    [TotalFark]  
He was prolly gay married, WND.

20 Jul 2012 02:17 PM
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what_now    [TotalFark]  
Why? Why would that be a question?

20 Jul 2012 02:23 PM
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

To Saul Alinsky, most likely.

20 Jul 2012 02:23 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D...

And that's where I stopped reading.

20 Jul 2012 02:23 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
How much do they pay their cleaning staff at WND? That's alot of shiat not sticking to the walls, and surely someone has to clean it all up.

20 Jul 2012 02:28 PM
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gimmegimme     
Isn't Jerome Corsi the guy who reported about aliens and stuff? WND archives have him worrying that aliens are among us because of the UN appointing some ambassador to outer space or something. But I thought I remember a Corsi on about extraterrestrials.

After looking him up, I don't think we should believe Dr. Corsi. He's on his second marriage. Why couldn't he make his first work?

20 Jul 2012 02:29 PM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
It was one of those secret gay muslin sharia weddings, so it doesn't really count.

20 Jul 2012 02:30 PM
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JerseyTim    [TotalFark]  
djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

See the highest rated post in the comment section.

20 Jul 2012 02:31 PM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
what_now: Why? Why would that be a question?

Because the birth certificate thing has gotten them nowhere.

20 Jul 2012 02:32 PM
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DeltaPunch     
Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."

20 Jul 2012 02:35 PM
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Poopy MacPoop     
gimmegimme: Isn't Jerome Corsi the guy who reported about aliens and stuff? WND archives have him worrying that aliens are among us because of the UN appointing some ambassador to outer space or something. But I thought I remember a Corsi on about extraterrestrials.

After looking him up, I don't think we should believe Dr. Corsi. He's on his second marriage. Why couldn't he make his first work?


That was Phillip Corso. I read that book like 15 years ago, and all that stuck with me is that Reagan beat the aliens with SDI.

20 Jul 2012 02:35 PM
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djkutch    [TotalFark]  
JerseyTim: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

See the highest rated post in the comment section.


Shiat, I'm starting to think like them.

20 Jul 2012 02:36 PM
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gimmegimme     
mitchcumstein1: what_now: Why? Why would that be a question?

Because the birth certificate thing has gotten them nowhere.


The NINES, dammit. There are NINES in the PDF file. Do you think it's a coincidence that the White House staffers who faked the birth certificate stole Herman Cain's nines? Farking sheeple.

20 Jul 2012 02:40 PM
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themindiswatching    [TotalFark]  
Where is his long-form marriage license?

20 Jul 2012 02:42 PM
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gimmegimme     
themindiswatching: Where is his long-form marriage license?

Agreed. Moustache Guy made a good point at that press conference. Where are Obama's christening papers? Surely an atheist and a Muslim would have had their baby christened.

20 Jul 2012 02:47 PM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Secret Sharia Gay Marriages make eagles cry the hardest!

20 Jul 2012 02:47 PM
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DarwiOdrade    [TotalFark]  
No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

20 Jul 2012 02:49 PM
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James!    [TotalFark]  
DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

20 Jul 2012 02:51 PM
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mitchcumstein1    [TotalFark]  
Anyone following the Obama controversy knows that the first photo shown above with Barry sitting between his grandmother and grandfather is photo shopped as indicated by the hand on Barry's left shoulder that couldn't possibly be the hand of his grandpa sitting next to him. Even WND knows that picture isn't authentic because that is where I learned that it wasn't. so why is WND using that photo when they know it isn't authentic.?


See, now this is a comment. This is what we should all aspire to be.

20 Jul 2012 02:53 PM
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GAT_00     
James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.


I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.

20 Jul 2012 02:53 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.


Intentional retards are exempted.

20 Jul 2012 02:56 PM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
dahmers love zombie: By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D...

Why are we all listening to some booksmart academic like Jerome Corsi, Ph.D.?

20 Jul 2012 03:01 PM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
goo.gl

20 Jul 2012 03:09 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Jackson Herring: dahmers love zombie: By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D...

Why are we all listening to some booksmart academic like Jerome Corsi, Ph.D.?


I think in this case Ph.D. stands for Ph*cking Delusional

20 Jul 2012 03:12 PM
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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat    [TotalFark]  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think in this case Ph.D. stands for Ph*cking Delusional

Phull of Derp

20 Jul 2012 03:19 PM
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dickfreckle    [TotalFark]  
St_Francis_P: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

To Saul Alinsky, most likely.


It was me. He used a time machine and traveled to 1995, when I was a strapping young, collegiate white boy. At a party, he sauntered up to me and said, "I've always wanted to cornhole me a fine piece of white meat like you." I was taken aback, but his box-cut afro reflected the ambient lighting perfectly. Reminded me of Paul Robinette on Law & Order. His eyes conveyed such passion and authority that we hopped in his time machine and got gay married in 2023 Louisiana. Then we went back to his college days of the early 80s, where I couldn't find a charger for my smartphone and was thus unable to hold his interest in all the wonders the future held. He also said I had a smaller penis compared to his former lover, some guy named Wright.

WND has already offered me money for the story.

20 Jul 2012 03:19 PM
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James!    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.


See Jackson Herrings potato post.

20 Jul 2012 03:20 PM
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Kittypie070     
Gosh darnit it Jackson, why didn't you get in your time machine and beat ThinWits with that pic when he was blaring on and on for three years with his Birfer shiat?

20 Jul 2012 03:30 PM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
Kittypie070: Gosh darnit it Jackson, why didn't you get in your time machine and beat ThinWits with that pic when he was blaring on and on for three years with his Birfer shiat?

Who do you think invented the image macro that you are referring to?

20 Jul 2012 03:32 PM
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Kittypie070     
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

potato

make him do a rutabaga too :D

and maybe a turnip next week

20 Jul 2012 03:35 PM
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meat0918     
We get it, he's black.

20 Jul 2012 03:57 PM
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DarwiOdrade    [TotalFark]  
James!: GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.

See Jackson Herrings potato post.


Wrong and funny are not mutually exclusive by any means.

20 Jul 2012 04:06 PM
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EnviroDude    [TotalFark]  
DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."


Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?

20 Jul 2012 04:09 PM
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dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
EnviroDude: DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."

Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?


When/if he engages in derpadootastic conspiracy theorizing with none-too-veiled racial overtones, I sure as shiat do discount his words.

Oh, yeah...Biden doesn't do that.

20 Jul 2012 04:15 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
EnviroDude: DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."

Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?


Biden doesn't cite himself as his own sources.

20 Jul 2012 04:18 PM
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James!    [TotalFark]  
DarwiOdrade: James!: GAT_00: James!: DarwiOdrade: No, the question is why modmins are still greenlighting WND links.

Because it's funny.

I thought it was wrong to laugh at retards.

See Jackson Herrings potato post.

Wrong and funny are not mutually exclusive by any means.


And at that crossroads sits Fark.

20 Jul 2012 04:19 PM
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SN1987a goes boom     
So they have a problem with traditional marriage now?

20 Jul 2012 04:36 PM
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Anenu     
The question isn't how pointless are the republicans questions but do the republicans know how pointless they are?


/The answers are very and no.

20 Jul 2012 04:36 PM
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MisterLoki     
That is certainly a question.

20 Jul 2012 04:37 PM
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trivial use of my dark powers     
They're flailing around like a dying roach in a cloud of Raid over there.

I don't feel sorry for the roach and I don't feel sorry for them.

20 Jul 2012 04:37 PM
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Corvus    [TotalFark]  
DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."


I got a few days ago someone linking me to an article to "prove" Obama was raise spending more than any other president by the guy who used to be paid by Jack Abromoff to write news stories for clients to make them look good and get their legislation passed.

Can you believe people are still publishing articles from someone like this, that was on the take?

20 Jul 2012 04:38 PM
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French Rage     
Hey don't get mad at WND. They're just raising the questions! Why has Obama refused to answer them?! Why hasn't he shown us his "Certificate of Non-Marriage?! He could put this issue to rest by simply releasing it.

20 Jul 2012 04:39 PM
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DarwiOdrade    [TotalFark]  
MisterLoki: That is certainly a question.

They're just asking questions - wake up, sheeple!

20 Jul 2012 04:39 PM
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Erix    [TotalFark]  
It's really just evidence of his time machine. He went back in time to let his grandmother in on his plans to become president, and forgot to take off his wedding ring. I'm pretty sure that by the time WND blows this whole conspiracy open, it's going to look just like "All You Zombies".

20 Jul 2012 04:41 PM
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TrollingForColumbine    [TotalFark]  
dickfreckle: St_Francis_P: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

To Saul Alinsky, most likely.

It was me. He used a time machine and traveled to 1995, when I was a strapping young, collegiate white boy. At a party, he sauntered up to me and said, "I've always wanted to cornhole me a fine piece of white meat like you." I was taken aback, but his box-cut afro reflected the ambient lighting perfectly. Reminded me of Paul Robinette on Law & Order. His eyes conveyed such passion and authority that we hopped in his time machine and got gay married in 2023 Louisiana. Then we went back to his college days of the early 80s, where I couldn't find a charger for my smartphone and was thus unable to hold his interest in all the wonders the future held. He also said I had a smaller penis compared to his former lover, some guy named Wright.

WND has already offered me money for the story.


you had a smart phone in 1995?
that's impossible.

20 Jul 2012 04:41 PM
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DeltaPunch     
dahmers love zombie: EnviroDude: DeltaPunch: Do people still read columns from a known plagiarist?

"The 'Swift Boat' author is a plagiarist, plain and simple. He cannot be trusted."

Biden is a known plagiarist. Do you discount his words with the same attitude?

When/if he engages in derpadootastic conspiracy theorizing with none-too-veiled racial overtones, I sure as shiat do discount his words.

Oh, yeah...Biden doesn't do that.


Yup.

Also, Biden admitted to his mistake, not knowing the rules, and then retook his college class.

20 Jul 2012 04:42 PM
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LordJiro     
djkutch: JerseyTim: djkutch: He was prolly gay married, WND.

See the highest rated post in the comment section.

Shiat, I'm starting to think like them.


If you gaze into the derpbyss, the derpbyss gazes also into you.

20 Jul 2012 04:43 PM
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Rapmaster2000     
dailydish.typepad.com
By Jerome Corsi, Ph.D Player Haters Degree...

20 Jul 2012 04:44 PM
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