Emma. Wonderful Emma. I know you were pissed that you had to sit and watch Kristen Stewart accept "awards" from MTV. I know this. You could barely hide your contempt from the TV cameras.

But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.

The Story of Ew?

I know she's of age but she'll always be Lil' Witchypoo or whatever that character was called in the Harry Potter stuff.

I could Fap to that.

Yes please

How can they possibly script this movie without it being a hard X?

FishyFred: But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.


You shut your prude mouth.

kingoomieiii: How can they possibly script this movie without it being a hard X?

I refer you to Breaking Dawn's movie. They'll turn it to fluff and rainbows and it will piss off BDSM followers even more. Either way, the movies will be horrible, and I wouldn't wish the role on anyone. ESPECIALLY Emma. Just because people are idiots and think Kristen Stewart can act is no reason to actually take a role in something so inexplicably popular.

\I really don't get, after seeing the "prose" of John Travolta in drag E.L. James, how anyone can possibly stomach that book

Holy crap!

FriarReb98: I refer you to Breaking Dawn's movie.

Vetoed.

Calmamity: FishyFred: But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.


You shut your prude mouth.

There will be better roles in which she is required to remove her clothes. You'll notice people didn't exactly go nuts over Jessica Biel because of Powder Blue.

FishyFred: Emma. Wonderful Emma. I know you were pissed that you had to sit and watch Kristen Stewart accept "awards" from MTV. I know this. You could barely hide your contempt from the TV cameras.

But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.

I came in to say something similar.

As much as I want to see her take her clothes off, I still want to respect her in the morning.

Holy crap!

Kristen Stewart would be perfect for the role. Useless hack of an actress in a useless movie written by a hack. And maybe then she'll just do porn, like we all want.

This guy has also been optioned for a starring role:

Why do actors and actresses think they can get an easy Oscar by playing a retard? Sheesh.

Emma Watson... whips, chains... chocolate sauce... what was my point?

An artist has to grow, you know.

I'll be in my bun...

Oh. Nevermind.

/Can I get a towel?

On one hand, I don't want to see Miss Watson debase herself in such a manner.

On the other hand, I really really do want to see that.

Please don't, I haven't had a reason to read the book and I really don't want one to see the movie.

But she's still a virgin

"Others in the frame to play Anastasia are believed to be Elizabeth Olsen, Mila Kunis and Kristen Stewart."

Make this happen. Do it. Yes. I've seen Martha Marcy May Marlene. Yes.

Emma Watson is too girlish, Kristen Stewart doesn't have the chops. Mila already had her shot with Black Swan.

Jekylman: On one hand, I don't want to see Miss Watson debase herself in such a manner.

On the other hand, I really really do want to see that.

It's ok, the one hand will be busy anyway.

Dammit. That may put me in the position of going to see the movie.

Rude Turnip: This guy has also been optioned for a starring role an occasional pop-up cameo :


FTFM

I'm buying stock in Trenchcoats. Anyone else?

Rude Turnip: This guy has also been optioned for a starring role:
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That's such a win.

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: [dl.dropbox.com image 379x214]

You sick bastard.

I could watch this on mute.

kingoomieiii: FriarReb98: I refer you to Breaking Dawn's movie.

Vetoed.

Oh, I only do so theoretically. I wouldn't actually wish for anyone to watch either of these franchises. They're for people who don't know how absolutely little they have to do with their respective subjects of vampires & S&M.

Ejaculate explodicus!

FriarReb98: kingoomieiii: FriarReb98: I refer you to Breaking Dawn's movie.

Vetoed.

Oh, I only do so theoretically. I wouldn't actually wish for anyone to watch either of these franchises. They're for people who don't know how absolutely little they have to do with their respective subjects of vampires & S&M.

This one has decent mix of both. A Taint in the Blood

They're not quite vampires but can shape shift and one character likes to shift in the image of her victim then rape them and other stuff....

I know it was a slideshow but I clicked anyways. Anna Kendrick? YES

FunkOut: Why do actors and actresses think they can get an easy Oscar by playing a retard? Sheesh.

Hey, Cuba Gooding SHOULD have won the Oscar for Radio. Ed Harris should have been up for best supporting as well.

They got screwed by timing...they were up against LoTR, Mystic River, Master and Commander, PotC, and Lost in Translation for cryin' out loud. Cuba got *robbed*.

Ahhh, I love these articles. "Here's four names of actresses and a movie role they might be considered for based on us wanting to generate pageviews."

FishyFred: Emma. Wonderful Emma. I know you were pissed that you had to sit and watch Kristen Stewart accept "awards" from MTV. I know this. You could barely hide your contempt from the TV cameras.

But please. For the love of god. Stop. You don't have to do this. Your legacy is already secure.

Don't. Do. It.

I'm pretty sure it's the truckloads of cash she'll get for doing another popular book series that's motivating her rather than a legacy.

Raug the Dwarf: As much as I want to see her take her clothes off, I still want to respect her in the morning.

You're doing it wrong.

maverickzy: Holy crap!

Holy crap!

I thought most women only liked to read porn? How are they going to sanitize the movie for them? Isn't the story basically girl meets guy, girl gets tied up and gets whipped and fisted?

Wait, Emma Watson's not a 12 year old boy? When did that happen?

xaks: FunkOut: Why do actors and actresses think they can get an easy Oscar by playing a retard? Sheesh.

Hey, Cuba Gooding SHOULD have won the Oscar for Radio. Ed Harris should have been up for best supporting as well.

They got screwed by timing...they were up against LoTR, Mystic River, Master and Commander, PotC, and Lost in Translation for cryin' out loud. Cuba got *robbed*.

You provide us with evidence to the contrary in the same paragraph in which you state that Cuba Gooding was "robbed"?

azazyel: FriarReb98: kingoomieiii: FriarReb98: I refer you to Breaking Dawn's movie.

Vetoed.

Oh, I only do so theoretically. I wouldn't actually wish for anyone to watch either of these franchises. They're for people who don't know how absolutely little they have to do with their respective subjects of vampires & S&M.

This one has decent mix of both. A Taint in the Blood

Much better than the prequel, Blood in the Taint

Will Gilbert Gottfried be cast as the dashing hero?

They must pay the actress with truckloads of cash to do this movie as I do not see this being anything but another "Showgirls" type movie. It's all right to fantasize about the stories you read, but the American public sees movies and actual actresses differently.

I am looking forward to the irrational defenses of this movie by horny women. When it's a crime for Fred Willard to fap in a movie house, I better not hear any vibrators broken out during this film.

/ok, I might be cool with that.

xaks: FunkOut: Why do actors and actresses think they can get an easy Oscar by playing a retard? Sheesh.

Hey, Cuba Gooding SHOULD have won the Oscar for Radio. Ed Harris should have been up for best supporting as well.

They got screwed by timing...they were up against LoTR, Mystic River, Master and Commander, PotC, and Lost in Translation for cryin' out loud. Cuba got *robbed*.

wat? Looks like we got us a troll, heah.

I'll wait three weeks after the DVD release for Youporn to have all the good Emma Watson scenes from Grey.

Don't do it. The book is poorly written and the movie will be too.

And your tits aren't big enough.