Bet that was cold and refreshing.

hehe headline +1. good work.

Wow indeed

GLOBAL WARMING !!! WHARRGARBL wharrgarbl...

Wow!

At first, it was all UNNECESSARY CLOSEUP, then it was all like WOW, and at the last there it was all like RUN AWAY RUN AWAY. Good times.

Hey!

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Wooow.

That brown surge as the glacier hit the water would be about the same color as what would have been emanating from my asshole had I been there.

Great find, submitter!

Hope they were wearing their brown pants.

/Hershey Squirts

/approves

Looks like that glacier had just eaten at Taco Bell...

Starboard thrusters! Turn her into the wave!

[x] Something something global warming
[o] Fake
[o] Meh, seen it before
[x] Hold camera steady, you imbecile

LewDux: [x] Something something global warming
[o] Fake
[o] Meh, seen it before
[x] Hold camera steady, you imbecile

"Have you ever been to sea, Billy?"

Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom in, zoom out.

Frozboz

Zoom in, zoom out. Zoom in, zoom out.

^ This. FFS knock it off cameraman.

It's like being at Ground Zero for a glacier-induced tsunami.

I really, reaaaaallly want to give the cameraman a good hard kick in the nards. I was ready to barf by the time the ice broke.

Gotta love all the armchair Kubricks who show up in video threads. They'd probably biatch at Kubrick himself if they had the chance. Everyone's an expert when it's someone else's work and not their own. There's probably not a single person in this thread who would have done a notably better job of this. The shooter is an amateur with common equipment, surrounded on all sides with other people, on a moving boat, and about to get hit by a wave so big he's got good reason to be concerned about it. But wait, his camera work demands our criticism!

Auto stabilization is a terrible thing.

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Gotta love all the armchair Kubricks who show up in video threads. They'd probably biatch at Kubrick himself if they had the chance. Everyone's an expert when it's someone else's work and not their own. There's probably not a single person in this thread who would have done a notably better job of this. The shooter is an amateur with common equipment, surrounded on all sides with other people, on a moving boat, and about to get hit by a wave so big he's got good reason to be concerned about it. But wait, his camera work demands our criticism!

I've been a camerman, Yes, I would've done a better job.

Ceiling Moran: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Gotta love all the armchair Kubricks who show up in video threads. They'd probably biatch at Kubrick himself if they had the chance. Everyone's an expert when it's someone else's work and not their own. There's probably not a single person in this thread who would have done a notably better job of this. The shooter is an amateur with common equipment, surrounded on all sides with other people, on a moving boat, and about to get hit by a wave so big he's got good reason to be concerned about it. But wait, his camera work demands our criticism!

I've been a camerman, Yes, I would've done a better job.

Michael J Fox could have done better

Smeggy Smurf: Ceiling Moran: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Gotta love all the armchair Kubricks who show up in video threads. They'd probably biatch at Kubrick himself if they had the chance. Everyone's an expert when it's someone else's work and not their own. There's probably not a single person in this thread who would have done a notably better job of this. The shooter is an amateur with common equipment, surrounded on all sides with other people, on a moving boat, and about to get hit by a wave so big he's got good reason to be concerned about it. But wait, his camera work demands our criticism!

I've been a camerman, Yes, I would've done a better job.

Michael J Fox could have done better

Michael J Fox dangling from a bungee cord could have done better

It's not just the height of the tsunami, it's the momentum.

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studebaker hoch: It's not just the height of the tsunami, it's the momentum.

That was terrifyingly beautiful.

I don't mind the camera work so much; I doubt I could do better. The only thing that really bothered me about this video is that it didn't include Leonardo DiCaprio dying. Every movie about glaciers and boats should have that.

He's aiming a camera ON A BOAT, ON THE OCEAN, NEXT TO A GLACIER, THAT IS FALLING INTO THE OCEAN... and you're knocking his CAMERA SKILLS? Let's see you hold a camer a steady while your organs are fleeing your chest cavity in fear.

If icebergs existed in California...

BTW. I just thought Id mention, I agree with LewDux and the other geniuses, I could film waaay better than that. I mean it looks like he's having a seizure in a clothes dryer, I can hardly even tell what's happening. His video skills are that bad; I could do thrice better, drunk and on PCP.

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studebaker hoch: It's not just the height of the tsunami, it's the momentum.

Also the amount of water.

Glacier videos - serious busyness

I guess it's time for me to make the obligatory statement.

First Greenlight.

D_Evans45: If icebergs existed in California...

[public.bay.livefilestore.com image 640x516]

and Arizona

during the ice age. we have been getting warmer ever since.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion

studebaker hoch: It's not just the height of the tsunami, it's the momentum.

Also the amount of water.

Well if it's a tsunami, that would be "all of it".

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From the FARQ---Threadjacking and disruptions: Posts like 50 lines of the letter "Z

Yeah, why didn't that idiot keep his camera steady? It's almost as if he were just screwing around, like he didn't even KNOW that the glacier was about to fall apart.

Actually, I think he did it just to make it look realer. It was clearly FAKE! They set it all up in advance with the glacier people. What are the odds that they'd just be right there at the right time, hmmm?

/There, did I cover all the correct Fark attitudes?
//Oh, I should probably add that I want to have sex with one or more of the objects in the video.

Zap_Rowsdower: Yeah, why didn't that idiot keep his camera steady? It's almost as if he were just screwing around, like he didn't even KNOW that the glacier was about to fall apart.

Actually, I think he did it just to make it look realer. It was clearly FAKE! They set it all up in advance with the glacier people. What are the odds that they'd just be right there at the right time, hmmm?

/There, did I cover all the correct Fark attitudes?
//Oh, I should probably add that I want to have sex with one or more of the objects in the video.
///the seagull at 0:37


Now all the Fark attitudes are covered.

Noah_Tall: I guess it's time for me to make the obligatory statement.

First Greenlight.

for many Farkers their rate of submission approvals is almost glacial

John Buck 41: From the FARQ---Threadjacking and disruptions: Posts like 50 lines of the letter "Z

god forbid there would be context to this "disruption"

How did this guy not see what was about to happen? The sound of all the ice cracking was clearly audible from the beginning of the video, and you could even see the beginning crumbles well beforehand, delineating where it was going to break off.

Eat your heart out, Channel 5

Ceiling Moran: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Gotta love all the armchair Kubricks who show up in video threads. They'd probably biatch at Kubrick himself if they had the chance. Everyone's an expert when it's someone else's work and not their own. There's probably not a single person in this thread who would have done a notably better job of this. The shooter is an amateur with common equipment, surrounded on all sides with other people, on a moving boat, and about to get hit by a wave so big he's got good reason to be concerned about it. But wait, his camera work demands our criticism!

I've been a camerman, Yes, I would've done a better job.

yeah, me too

if i can hold a camera steady for an hour an a half+ while animals give birth, I could do it there


/i don't care if the cow is pissed off...keep your shot
//I was working at a state fair in the Miracle of Birth center

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Organic Chemistry: Eat your heart out, Channel 5