Ffs

If there was any language worse than Dutch, it's gotta be Scots

Ya gotta dree your weird.

+1, Sooby

Considering nobody on this planet has been successful, who has the expertise to teach such a course?

I shall return later for the blancmange jokes

I did take a class on this subject in college.

I found a picture of the professor:

The truth is oot there!

spcMike: I did take a class on this subject in college.

Me, too. It was called Astrobiology and the Search for Extraterrrestrial Life, at SDSU. I got an A. It was a mix of biology, physics, and astronomy.

whither_apophis: I shall return later for the blancmange jokes

Angus Podgorny, what do ye mean?

cman: Ffs

If there was any language worse than Dutch, it's gotta be Scots

Get tae fark, ya bawbag.

Don't they teach a free course in searching for aliens in Arizona too?

DjangoStonereaver: I found a picture of the professor:

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I'm not saying its missing, but

It missing

A Scotsman is visiting is cousin in Canada, and they are off hunting in the woods.

As they are walking around, they see an enormous, majestic shadow in the distance. It crashes through the trees, lopes off, then is gone.

"Wot's thot!?" asks the Scot.

"Oh, just a moose," replies his Canadian cousin.

The Scot replies "A moose? If thot's a moose, I dinna wanna see the size of yer rots!"