Report This Ad (full site)
Fark.com

Back To Geek
   I didn't wake up this morning intending to see Winston Churchill's scrotum highlighted by a soaking wet bathing suit, but here we are

23 Jul 2012 09:58 AM   |   12239 clicks   |   Boing Boing
Add Comment
Showing 1-43 of 43 comments
Refresh
Kurmudgeon     
Count em, has two.
/is proud.
www.victoryclubmembers.com

23 Jul 2012 10:00 AM
Reply
Icetech3     
Awesome! this saves me from having to search for that today...

23 Jul 2012 10:00 AM
Reply
WMCB     
Old news is old. Also, gonna need eye bleach.

23 Jul 2012 10:01 AM
Reply
Devolving_Spud     
"We have nothing to fear but...ACK! OK, we have 2 things to fear."

23 Jul 2012 10:02 AM
Reply
Apos    [TotalFark]  
If Churchill were alive today,he would have been the perfect choice to play an aging Oswald Cobblepot....

/Just a thought.

23 Jul 2012 10:05 AM
Reply
Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
We shall fight them on the land. We shall fight them on the sea. We shall fight them on the beaches. We shall not falter. We shall not fail. We shall not retreat from Shrinkage!

23 Jul 2012 10:08 AM
Reply
Quirk     
I fear this is going to become Photoshop phodder.

23 Jul 2012 10:08 AM
Reply
God Is My Co-Pirate    [TotalFark]  
Speak for yourself, subby.

23 Jul 2012 10:08 AM
Reply
Five Minute Standup     
This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.

23 Jul 2012 10:09 AM
Reply
Slartibeerfest     
Churchill insists... the water was very cold.

23 Jul 2012 10:09 AM
Reply
kungfu jesus with a side of lime     
I dont see a cigar... he must have it stuffed into his trunks to make himself look bigger... hope he remembers to put it in the front and not the back

23 Jul 2012 10:12 AM
Reply
ChrisDe     
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net

I was in the ocean!

23 Jul 2012 10:15 AM
Reply
wraithmare     
My father-in-law met him at the Casablanca conference. Churchill came down late one night and hung out with the American drivers, had some drinks, passed around some cigars and asked each about their families and home life. My father-in-law was from Clinton, IA and when told that, Churchill described the town and remembered his visit there. Later, my father-in-law got a ride in Churchill's plane and said it was quite nice inside.

/CSB for my father-in-law. Honorably served on six invasions. Still miss him.

23 Jul 2012 10:20 AM
Reply
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i45.tinypic.com

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.

23 Jul 2012 10:20 AM
Reply
WordsnCollision     
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

/unimpressed
//Churchill? CHURCHILL!

23 Jul 2012 10:31 AM
Reply
ChrisDe     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


Bathers gonna bathe.

23 Jul 2012 10:35 AM
Reply
slotz     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


OK, that was just mean.

23 Jul 2012 10:41 AM
Reply
Dheiner    [TotalFark]  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


Thanks?

23 Jul 2012 10:43 AM
Reply
theesir     
I guess that was before he got polio and ended up in that wheelchair.

23 Jul 2012 10:44 AM
Reply
mc_madness     
Wow. British men are small.

23 Jul 2012 10:51 AM
Reply
Boeheimian Rhapsody     
I really didn't expect there to be a picture of winston churchill. All these "SMOKIN' HOT TEACHER" threads leave me skeptical, so when there's an honest headline I'm caught off guard.

bravo, subby.

23 Jul 2012 10:51 AM
Reply
bim1154     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 500x715]

Just in case the image wasn't seared into your mind; here is a lighter picture.


Why would you do that?

23 Jul 2012 10:53 AM
Reply
ManRay     
The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.

23 Jul 2012 11:10 AM
Reply
offmymeds     
i.telegraph.co.uk

Ach! Heil, mein herren! Was ist los?

23 Jul 2012 11:38 AM
Reply
ModernLuddite     
I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.

23 Jul 2012 11:54 AM
Reply
Quantum Apostrophe    [TotalFark]  
His arms and facial expression crack me up for some reason. Someone should animate him walking. His body looks 35 and his head 65. Maybe that's part of it.

23 Jul 2012 12:33 PM
Reply
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
Boeheimian Rhapsody: I really didn't expect there to be a picture of winston churchill. All these "SMOKIN' HOT TEACHER" threads leave me skeptical, so when there's an honest headline I'm caught off guard.

bravo, subby.


One does not joke about Winston Churchill's scrotum.

23 Jul 2012 12:49 PM
Reply
SwiftFox     
After seeing the Sean Connery picture from Zardoz, I can no longer be shocked.

23 Jul 2012 12:58 PM
Reply
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
ModernLuddite: I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.

a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net

I'll fill in until he gets here.

23 Jul 2012 01:31 PM
Reply
Ghastly    [TotalFark]  
ManRay: The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.


During the Boer War he escaped from a POW camp dressed as a woman. Let's face it, for a guy like Winston to stroll out of a POW camp dressed as a woman takes some set of balls.

23 Jul 2012 01:35 PM
Reply
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
Ghastly: ManRay: The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.

During the Boer War he escaped from a POW camp dressed as a woman. Let's face it, for a guy like Winston to stroll out of a POW camp dressed as a woman takes some set of balls.


And guards with really poor eyesight.

23 Jul 2012 01:50 PM
Reply
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
I was hoping it would be Boer War Winston, the collectible action figure, not post-War Winston, the ironic sloth figure.

At least you don't have to scratch your eyes out for Boer War Winston.

This site not only has a lot of WC quotes, but tracks the decline and fall of WC's waistband in photographs:

http://www.yummy-quotes.com/quotes-by -winston-churchill.html

Right about 1895 was his peak as far as looks and good hair days go. After that a life of crime and dissipation forced him to take up writing and Prime Ministering for a living. All the Churchills were sleazy SOBs, but glib sleazy SOBs. His son, Randolph, hung around with Evelyn Waugh but was otherwise a born remittance man.

23 Jul 2012 02:32 PM
Reply
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Notice the comically irate expression on Mr. Grouchy Face. I don't mean Winston's face. I mean his torso.

23 Jul 2012 02:34 PM
Reply
Aidan     
Ghastly: ModernLuddite: I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 540x720]

I'll fill in until he gets here.


*snerk* Brilliant.

23 Jul 2012 02:39 PM
Reply
r1chard3     
s3.amazonaws.com

23 Jul 2012 03:56 PM
Reply
JustinCase     
Story of my life.

23 Jul 2012 03:57 PM
Reply
lilbjorn     
We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds . . .

23 Jul 2012 04:03 PM
Reply
Oldiron_79     
Go be fat somewhere else

23 Jul 2012 07:16 PM
Reply
Cuchulane    [TotalFark]  
"We will flaunt them on the beaches"

best post on that site

23 Jul 2012 07:31 PM
Reply
Oldiron_79     
Ghastly: ModernLuddite: I desperately want Rugbyjock in here.

[a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net image 540x720]

I'll fill in until he gets here.


I haven't seen Rugbyjock on in so long I'm gonna assume he's permabanninated

23 Jul 2012 07:34 PM
Reply
Quotizmo     
3.bp.blogspot.com

23 Jul 2012 08:28 PM
Reply
BroVinny     
Shrinkage!

/like a frightened turtle!

23 Jul 2012 09:39 PM
Reply
Oldiron_79     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: ManRay: The man earned the right to wear his balls out like that.

Let em clank like the steel pair they are Winston.

During the Boer War he escaped from a POW camp dressed as a woman. Let's face it, for a guy like Winston to stroll out of a POW camp dressed as a woman takes some set of balls.

And guards with really poor eyesight.


LOL

24 Jul 2012 12:20 AM
Reply
Showing 1-43 of 43 comments
Refresh
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Geek

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party