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   Researchers determine that to win, athletes have to play mind games. And by "play mind games", they mean "take large amounts of performance enhancing drugs"

23 Jul 2012 10:38 AM   |   3143 clicks   |   MSNBC
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Rapmaster2000     
I always play head games with my opponents to get them hot-blooded while I remain as cold as ice.

23 Jul 2012 10:43 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
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23 Jul 2012 10:44 AM
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Whatthefark     
Triple H seen walking away whistling to himself...

23 Jul 2012 10:46 AM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Does dancing before hurdling count?

23 Jul 2012 10:52 AM
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rocky_howard     
Duh! Competition relies more on mental fortitude than on physical abilities.

23 Jul 2012 10:57 AM
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Harry Freakstorm    [TotalFark]  
JohnAnnArbor

Does dancing before hurdling count?


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07 /19/michelle-jenneke-dancing-aus t ralian-hurdler-video_n_1686230.html

Huh? What was the question?

Just a happy, happy lady.

23 Jul 2012 10:57 AM
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hitlersbrain     
Q: How does a 'winner' always win?

A: He cheats.

It seems to me that people who need to constantly 'win' at everything are some of the biggest losers. Most of the time quantifying something to see who 'wins' reduces that thing to nothing. Sports is an excellent example. It's only purpose is entertainment, when it is no longer fun, it is pretty much just nothing.

Personally I don't understand the hoopla about steroids. Sports is for freaks, people willing to sacrifice their lives so a bunch of people they'll never meet will think they are 'oh so cool' and people looking to sacrifice their lives for a pile of cash. They are already messing up their bodies, why do people care if they use steroids? How else would a 'normal' person compete with a freak?

23 Jul 2012 11:15 AM
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crowbait     
2 more weeks and he will be ready

/obscure?

23 Jul 2012 11:26 AM
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crowbait     
Pics would helped...
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23 Jul 2012 11:29 AM
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tallguywithglasseson    [TotalFark]  
From TFA

But the power of the mind is sufficiently great that it can even trump reality.

You just blew my mind

23 Jul 2012 11:41 AM
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Rhames     
I am way too tired. I read Atheists instead of Athletes.

23 Jul 2012 11:43 AM
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kungfu jesus with a side of lime     
bouncing hurdler vs farks favorite pole voulter... whod you rather?

23 Jul 2012 11:58 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
... and it all began with East Germany's women athletes.

Member of the German Democratic Republic's women's synchronized swim team ...

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23 Jul 2012 12:26 PM
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trippdogg     
But scientists led by Purdue University's Jessica Witt, a psychology professor and 2005 Ultimate Frisbee team gold medalist...

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23 Jul 2012 12:40 PM
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Alphakronik     
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"LOL, wut?"

23 Jul 2012 01:09 PM
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23 Jul 2012 01:27 PM
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the8re     
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Approves.

23 Jul 2012 01:44 PM
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Precision Boobery     
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"Hey buddy, is your little brother feeling okay? I just saw the assistant coach take him into the locker room"

23 Jul 2012 04:05 PM
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Smackledorfer     
hitlersbrain: Q: How does a 'winner' always win?

A: He cheats.

It seems to me that people who need to constantly 'win' at everything are some of the biggest losers. Most of the time quantifying something to see who 'wins' reduces that thing to nothing. Sports is an excellent example. It's only purpose is entertainment, when it is no longer fun, it is pretty much just nothing.

Personally I don't understand the hoopla about steroids. Sports is for freaks, people willing to sacrifice their lives so a bunch of people they'll never meet will think they are 'oh so cool' and people looking to sacrifice their lives for a pile of cash. They are already messing up their bodies, why do people care if they use steroids? How else would a 'normal' person compete with a freak?


Sports is only about destroying one's life if steroids and such are used. Otherwise no, a professional athlete is not destroying their life or body by playing a sport (for the most part).

The idea behind the ban is for exactly that: in competition nothing is added by everyone taking roids, they'd be ranked the same. So everyone benefits if no one takes them.

23 Jul 2012 05:18 PM
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