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23 Jul 2012 09:05 AM   |   20749 clicks   |   Network World
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Well, in all fairness, it's hard to represent "penis" in hexadecimal.

/0xB16B4115

23 Jul 2012 08:34 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Maybe it was a tribute to their CEO?

krijnen.com

BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES! BOOBIES!

23 Jul 2012 08:43 AM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
Wow, people sure do like getting outraged, don't they?

/ I accidentally checked in some mockup HTML templates that had the phrase "durka durka jihad" in them. That was a fun afternoon.

23 Jul 2012 08:56 AM
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ordinarysteve     
images.sodahead.com

23 Jul 2012 09:08 AM
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Hawnkee     
Boobies!

23 Jul 2012 09:08 AM
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Pinhedd     
relevant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexspeak

23 Jul 2012 09:08 AM
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enik     
thisisanoutrage.jpg

23 Jul 2012 09:08 AM
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Fluorescent Testicle     
FTFA: Some chucklehead working for Microsoft thought it would be funny to slip a thinly camouflaged sexist remark -- "big boobs" -- into software code that connects the Linux kernel to Microsoft's HyperV virtualization product.

Really?

REALLY?

23 Jul 2012 09:08 AM
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Al_Ed    [TotalFark]  
Okay, this is funny. I can't believe how uptight our country has become. I blame the terrorists...or maybe Joe Paterno...or perhaps that jackass who shot up the Batman movie.

I dunno, *someone's* at fault here.

23 Jul 2012 09:10 AM
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spentmiles     
ASCII porn thread?

23 Jul 2012 09:10 AM
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wedun     
thumbpress.com

23 Jul 2012 09:11 AM
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Chevello     
Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: Some chucklehead working for Microsoft thought it would be funny to slip a thinly camouflaged sexist remark -- "big boobs" -- into software code that connects the Linux kernel to Microsoft's HyperV virtualization product.

Really?

REALLY?


Really. The woman who coded that should NOT have been bragging about her "assets" in the software. This sexist behavior is inappropriate in the business world.

23 Jul 2012 09:12 AM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
Who gives a fark?

23 Jul 2012 09:13 AM
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Lone Star Tarheel     
Author sounds jealous with his a-cups. He must have been the last one to get asked out for the school dance.

23 Jul 2012 09:13 AM
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ordinarysteve     
www.weshirt.com

23 Jul 2012 09:14 AM
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ButterMule     
I read that "boys club" remark in a different article, almost word for word. Now who's the real enemy?

23 Jul 2012 09:15 AM
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mytdawg     
Thank the greater being of your choice that we don't have anything more important to address than immature code jockeys.

23 Jul 2012 09:16 AM
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uber humper     
Al_Ed: Okay, this is funny. I can't believe how uptight our country has become. I blame the terrorists...or maybe Joe Paterno...or perhaps that jackass who shot up the Batman movie.

I dunno, *someone's* at fault here.


Citizen, please refer to NPR for the acceptable humor guidelines.

23 Jul 2012 09:16 AM
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Tywin Lannister     
xanadian: Well, in all fairness, it's hard to represent "penis" in hexadecimal.

/0xB16B4115


P3N15

23 Jul 2012 09:17 AM
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Bob Down     
At least it isn't 0x8BADBEEF. What would the vegans think? Probably something negative.

23 Jul 2012 09:18 AM
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Gunny Walker    [TotalFark]  
xanadian: Well, in all fairness, it's hard to represent "penis" in hexadecimal.

/0xB16B4115


0xB33F2BA5

23 Jul 2012 09:19 AM
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Icetech3     
man i HATE my country sometimes... why is MS apologizing? and how is this offensive? When did nipples and titties become more offensive than seeing someones brain being blown out on tv? Am i the only person that see this as wrong?

23 Jul 2012 09:19 AM
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Dr Dreidel    [TotalFark]  
I don't get why this is sexism. Are women not allowed to notice, joke about, reference, delight in, play with, juggle, rest on or otherwise have fun with boobs, particularly big ones?

// I gotta tell you, I plead mammaries on this whole thing

23 Jul 2012 09:20 AM
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Roook    [TotalFark]  
Wow why a cry baby

23 Jul 2012 09:20 AM
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serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
xanadian: Well, in all fairness, it's hard to represent "penis" in hexadecimal.

/0xB16B4115


0x50656E6973

23 Jul 2012 09:21 AM
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Dirtybird971     
"0xB16B00B5"

This doesn't read as big boobs. It says B16B00B5. This is like seeing Jesus in your toast, tree trunk or mold. It's subjective. Show this to the average person who isn't hyper sensitive and I'm sure they will not see what you do. I mean, if it said BIGBOOBS that would be one thing but the people who are offended by this are clearly still in 4th grade.

Grow up. you want to be outraged? choose the poverty and starvation that occurs in this country everyday.

23 Jul 2012 09:23 AM
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Icetech3     
well.. anyone that has had anything to do with computers more than using aol or sitting on facebook knows what it means... BUT.. why is "Bigboobs" offensive at all? i just don't get that...

23 Jul 2012 09:25 AM
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imontheinternet    [TotalFark]  
How are the words "big boobs" sexist? Who is being hurt by those words and in what way? Or, is this just a kneejerk PC butthurt reaction to an innocent, albeit juvenile prank?

The code doesn't say, "Amy from accounting has big boobs, so I stare at them instead of listening to her when she talks."

23 Jul 2012 09:25 AM
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GORDON     
The author sounds like an easily outraged nutball.

If "Big Boobs" is sexist, is it ok to proclaim "Small Boobs?" Or are we, in a sacrifice to the gods of political correctness, not allowed to acknowledge boobs of any size, or even to recognize their existence?

I, for one, do not wish to live in a boobless world.

Kill him.

23 Jul 2012 09:25 AM
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Al_Ed    [TotalFark]  
And I'd just like to add "big boobs".

That is all...

Boobs.

Big ones.

23 Jul 2012 09:26 AM
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Mr.Tangent     
Tywin Lannister: xanadian: Well, in all fairness, it's hard to represent "penis" in hexadecimal.

/0xB16B4115

P3N15


OH EM GEE noob, P and N are not hex digits! *pushes glasses up*

=P

23 Jul 2012 09:27 AM
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hamiltonjdavid    [TotalFark]  
0xDEADBEEF

/also not sexist, get over yourselves

23 Jul 2012 09:27 AM
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Yomoxu     
Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!

/that is all

23 Jul 2012 09:28 AM
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FarkLiberty     
TTIUWWP

23 Jul 2012 09:29 AM
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LordOfThePings     

23 Jul 2012 09:30 AM
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Jones_Boy     
If you are programming, sometimes you need to put a hex token in memory this is fairly unique and easy to remember. When the program is running, you do a search through the memory for your token and quickly find the section you need to monitor. Yeah, its crass, but it is a fairly unique 32 bit number that is easy to remember in hex. And its way funnier than 0xDEADBEEF.

23 Jul 2012 09:31 AM
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Norax     
Sexist? How?

As well, how do we know they mean breasts? Couldn't the coder be a slighted employee pointing out his superiors?

23 Jul 2012 09:32 AM
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Lanadapter     
Her breasts are like

BIG

ROUND

FIRM

JUICY

LOTUSES!

23 Jul 2012 09:32 AM
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Theaetetus     
Chevello: Fluorescent Testicle: FTFA: Some chucklehead working for Microsoft thought it would be funny to slip a thinly camouflaged sexist remark -- "big boobs" -- into software code that connects the Linux kernel to Microsoft's HyperV virtualization product.

Really?

REALLY?

Really. The woman who coded that should NOT have been bragging about her "assets" in the software. This sexist behavior is inappropriate in the business world.


From here: According to Angela Byron's keynote at the Open Web Vancouver conference earlier this year, women compose 28% of those involved in proprietary software, slightly more than half what you would expect from a random distribution.

Asked to guess what percentage of FOSS developers are women, mostly people guess a number between 30-45%. A few, either more observant or anticipating a trick question after hearing the proprietary figure, guess 12-16%. The exact figure, though, is even lower: 1.5%

23 Jul 2012 09:32 AM
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FormlessOne     
imontheinternet: How are the words "big boobs" sexist? Who is being hurt by those words and in what way? Or, is this just a kneejerk PC butthurt reaction to an innocent, albeit juvenile prank?

The code doesn't say, "Amy from accounting has big boobs, so I stare at them instead of listening to her when she talks."


The truly sad part is that the code doesn't say "big boobs," either - there's a hexadecimal number that, when interpreted by someone looking to be offended, could be interpreted as "0xbigboobs" and therefore Microsoft must apologize for a specific value in the hexadecimal system.

This is like forcing Texas Instruments to apologize for using the number 5318008 because, if typed on a typical calculator which is then inverted, it could be interpreted as "BOOBIES".

I can't wait to get back to work and discover that there's an entire batch of hexadecimal values that are now considered "off limits" as constants, because of the fear that some friggin' moron may interpret those values in a way that could be seen as sexist, bigoted, or otherwise insensitive.

23 Jul 2012 09:33 AM
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topcon     
Oh no, "big boobs."

"HE'S A RAPIST!"

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2.bp.blogspot.com

23 Jul 2012 09:36 AM
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Theaetetus     
FormlessOne: The truly sad part is that the code doesn't say "big boobs," either - there's a hexadecimal number that, when interpreted by someone looking to be offended, could be interpreted as "0xbigboobs" and therefore Microsoft must apologize for a specific value in the hexadecimal system.

Oh, come on. Even if you think this is just a harmless prank, you have to be seriously delusional to claim that it was chosen purely accidentally, particularly when the previous version of the code used 0x0B00B135 in the same spot.

23 Jul 2012 09:37 AM
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WarszawaScream    [TotalFark]  
Oh no, someone inserted a silly string of words made from numbers into the code, everyone get offended! And when people tell you to lighten up, get offended at them for being so terribly immature and bigoted and sexist and DO THESE PEOPLE NOT USE THE INTERNET?! Fark's sakes it's one big boob joke out here! LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS!

23 Jul 2012 09:38 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i47.tinypic.com

23 Jul 2012 09:40 AM
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too_amuzed     
Did anyone see the link at the bottom of the article to Steve Jobs in lego? Which for me, anyway, humoressly opened with a Blackberry ad.

23 Jul 2012 09:40 AM
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FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
so no images of what "big boobs" might look like? fark, i am disappoint.

23 Jul 2012 09:41 AM
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uber humper     
topcon: Oh no, "big boobs."

"HE'S A RAPIST!"

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[2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x350]


Thank god that kind of feminism has pretty much gone away. Dworkin was one sick biatch. I'm pretty sure she is why I disregard most feminists, now. She hurt the cause more than she helped it.

23 Jul 2012 09:45 AM
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Toquinha     
Isn't this supposed to have turned into a "Big Boobs" thread by now?

23 Jul 2012 09:50 AM
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uber humper     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i47.tinypic.com image 640x862]

Thanks for starting that, Abe.

4.bp.blogspot.com

23 Jul 2012 09:52 AM
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Gunny Walker    [TotalFark]  
FlashHarry: so no images of what "big boobs" might look like? fark, i am disappoint.

i774.photobucket.com

23 Jul 2012 09:53 AM
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