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23 Jul 2012 04:18 PM   |   1018 clicks   |   ESPN
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Jubeebee    [TotalFark]  
Sad he's out of the NFC North. He was good for at least one blown coverage a game these last couple of years*. I'm sure 60 Minutes Wallace and Anquan Boldin are happy.

/not that it mattered with Dropsy McStonehands and the 3 Dwarfs playing receiver in Chicago

23 Jul 2012 03:01 PM
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UNC_Samurai     
Jubeebee: Sad he's out of the NFC North. He was good for at least one blown coverage a game these last couple of years*. I'm sure 60 Minutes Wallace and Anquan Boldin are happy.

/not that it mattered with Dropsy McStonehands and the 3 Dwarfs playing receiver in Chicago


Nobody was banding over backwards to catch passes last year, least of all Johnny Knox.

23 Jul 2012 04:31 PM
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UNC_Samurai     
UNC_Samurai: banding

bending, fark I ruined my joke.

23 Jul 2012 04:32 PM
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El Brujo     
Jubeebee: Sad he's out of the NFC North. He was good for at least one blown coverage a game these last couple of years*. I'm sure 60 Minutes Wallace and Anquan Boldin are happy.

/not that it mattered with Dropsy McStonehands and the 3 Dwarfs playing receiver in Chicago


Roy Williams?

Heh, my friends and I would call another former Bears WR Stonehands: Dez White. Remember that guy?

/1st greenlight! Only took 7 years. Pretty uninspired headline, but then Detroit is a pretty uninspiring team.

23 Jul 2012 04:33 PM
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CognaciousThunk     
I doubt the Stripes will look at this guy. It's a new, squeaky-clean Bengals world, dontcha know? At least until the next bust.

23 Jul 2012 04:34 PM
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Ken VeryBigLiar     
At least Ken Stabler only joked that half the Raiders were on work-release back in the early 70's.

23 Jul 2012 04:59 PM
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Jubeebee    [TotalFark]  
El Brujo: Roy Williams?

Yep.

Heh, my friends and I would call another former Bears WR Stonehands: Dez White. Remember that guy?

Vaguely, yes. I don't remember him having a lot of hype when he arrived though. Williams was talking about an 80 catch season, which he would have had if only the NFL followed the 'you touch it, you caught it' rule.

23 Jul 2012 05:06 PM
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IlGreven     
Go on, Detroit, cut your low-hanging fruit.

Wanna know when I'll take you seriously on cracking down on player conduct? When you cut Nick Fairley.

23 Jul 2012 06:29 PM
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eagles95    [TotalFark]  
As a Packer fan i am indifferent. One less mediocre DB on your team. So should the Pack pencil in 55 this season against you guys? Although your O could put up better numbers if you have a running game this season.

23 Jul 2012 06:49 PM
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bionicjoe    [TotalFark]  
CognaciousThunk: I doubt the Stripes will look at this guy. It's a new, squeaky-clean Bengals world, dontcha know? At least until the next bust.

Bengals are 3rd on the arrest list over the last 10 years.
Vikings are in the lead I think.

Need more stand-up organizations like the Saints.

23 Jul 2012 09:49 PM
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puffy999    [TotalFark]  
IlGreven: Wanna know when I'll take you seriously on cracking down on player conduct? When you cut Nick Fairley.

How DARE you imply that the dirtiest player in college football, who hit players many seconds after the ball, kicked players, and did everything he could inside of the pile to injure his opponents, has turned out to piece of shiat human being who is a walking arrest warrant.

HOW. DARE. YOU.

24 Jul 2012 05:06 AM
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Over_Zealously_Apathetic     
IlGreven: Go on, Detroit, cut your low-hanging fruit.

Wanna know when I'll take you seriously on cracking down on player conduct? When you cut Nick Fairley.


Unfortunately I have to agree with you. What an embarrassing offseason.

24 Jul 2012 09:25 AM
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Jim from Saint Paul     
A picture of his cousin taking the phone call:

www.millionaireplayboy.com

24 Jul 2012 10:06 AM
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upndn     
The similarities between the NFL and the movie The Longest Yard are becoming more apparent on a daily basis.

24 Jul 2012 10:35 AM
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