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aagrajag: Lousy angels; all they do is stand about rubbernecking, don't they?

Actually they should all be registered as sex offenders.

aaronius: Or maybe some people believe in such things and feel better seeing such likenesses, especially after such tragedies.

**shrug**

Such things as... Clouds? Or angels that are too busy to make a visit and instead just send water vapor in their likeness?

I just saw the latest Batman. Definitely NOT worth losing your life over.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I can see it. It's the Face of the Divine sending a message to all: "Holy shiat, I *totally* zoned on them doing midnight screenings. Whoa. My bad. For real. But, better late than nev...oh, yeah, 'ouch.' Sorry."

"shiat. Yeah, sorry. Look, I was watching the screen instead of my flock. My bad. But, yo, seriously: the movie was farking badass, no? Can ya blame me?"

fragMasterFlash: aagrajag: Lousy angels; all they do is stand about rubbernecking, don't they?

Actually they should all be registered as sex offenders.

When lighting starts hitting people the cloud has become The Joker.

I know a lot of people lose their minds and turn to any semblance of God at times like these (and that story about the woman with the brain defect that saved her life was genuinely a moment where you kinda go "wow. Ok, good job God") but IT IS A CLOUD.

When is Alan Jackson's song due out?

If you can't see it, it means your faith is weak.
Those of us who can see it will pray for you.

Cumulodingus!

I see a giant mouth puking on the theater.

I see a big giant face cast downward being cradled by big hands on either side. And I see a smaller face just right of center of the cloud mass.

The education system in this country had failed in spectacular fashion.

Wow, some of those comments were weapons-grade stupid. I particularly liked, "Oh yeah? Well wouldn't it be nice if the liberal lamestream media spoke fondly of GOD when it didn't suit their purposes to do so? Angels are from God, aren't they?" He seems very angry to be responding only to the comment "Neat!"

As for the angel-thing... sure, i can see where a person would see that.

/waiting to be flayed alive by somebody wandering in off the news board for suggesting the that it's reasonable to perceive an angel-- rather than falling over myself to confirm that it IS an angel.

"Here's another question I've been pondering - what is all this shiat about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people believe in angels. What are you, farking stupid? Has everyone lost their farking mind?

You know what I think it is? I think it's a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs smoked, swallowed, shot, and absorbed rectally by all Americans from 1960 to 1990 2012. Thirty Fifty-two years of adulterated street drugs will get you some farking angels, my friend!"

PreMortem: ThatGuyGreg: Yeah, I don't see it.

Only evangelicals can. It's like a superpower.

It's on the same chromosome that causes willful ignorance.

Ya know what it looks like? What it looks like to this person who has spent a fair amount of time looking at clouds?

Rain. It looks like rain.

If I had to come up with something, I would say a left-facing dinosaur, a hand puppet, or Scooby Doo.

Considering the slaughters the drug lords are committing in Mexico, I would think it a miracle indeed if God had an angel to spare for Aurora.
And I don't think he did, all I see is a cloud.

The Onion didn't foresee this

Phony_Soldier: You're late biatch!

That's the thing about angels, there's never one around when you need one.

/did see it
//may have been a clown juggling bowling pins however

This is arguably more plausible than what they claim to have seen.

borg: Holy Crap, you can totally see that same angel in my coffee this morning.

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That looks so delicious.

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Leaving satisfied

Looks like someone's guardian angel showed up two days late. Better late than never, I suppose.

Is the vigil the the thing that everyone goes to to try to get on the news?

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: If god and angels are real, why just make a vaguely angelic shape in the clouds? Why not send a real angel to comfort the survivors and loved ones? Are they all busy at some team-building retreat for nephilim or something?

because god and angels aren't real, so people take what they can get and go with it.

PreMortem: ThatGuyGreg: Yeah, I don't see it.

Only evangelicals can. It's like a superpower.

Self-delusion is a superpower now?

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Squaaaaare shaped.... squeeeeeeaarrr shooooped.... squar....

Holy Crap, it's a Native American woman carring a papoose in a cradleboard!

Speaking of the spiritual, back in the day we didn't have mass murders like this, you could buy firearms through the mail, and in some cities kids took their .22s to school to shoot on the marksmanship teams. Westerns dominated TV fare and the good guys always won. I could walk down the street to a field with my BB gun and nobody batted an eyelash.

But then "back in the day" we had Christmas plays in elementary school and sang Christmas carols. We had a Christmas tree in the classroom and exchanged gifts. Back in the day people worshipped God-----or if they didn't, at least they didn't try to stop those who did and they certainly didn't sue to have manger scenes and crosses removed from the public square and placed out of sight. Back in the day, people valued morality and knew that it came from God; not from government and certainly not from some big city mayor or even the president. Liberals like to push gun control but they will never admit that until the human heart is controlled by GOD, all the gun control in the world won't stop the evil hand. But then "back in the day" Americans knew such things.


Ah the comments section. Making boring stories interesting since 1991.

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This is arguably more plausible than what they claim to have seen.

I just don't know what went wrong!

I know that in times of grief, it's normal to try to give events meaning, but this is a really big stretch.

All I see is some guy taking a dump.

sjcousins: Speaking of the spiritual, back in the day we didn't have mass murders like this, you could buy firearms through the mail, and in some cities kids took their .22s to school to shoot on the marksmanship teams. Westerns dominated TV fare and the good guys always won. I could walk down the street to a field with my BB gun and nobody batted an eyelash.

But then "back in the day" we had Christmas plays in elementary school and sang Christmas carols. We had a Christmas tree in the classroom and exchanged gifts. Back in the day people worshipped God-----or if they didn't, at least they didn't try to stop those who did and they certainly didn't sue to have manger scenes and crosses removed from the public square and placed out of sight. Back in the day, people valued morality and knew that it came from God; not from government and certainly not from some big city mayor or even the president. Liberals like to push gun control but they will never admit that until the human heart is controlled by GOD, all the gun control in the world won't stop the evil hand. But then "back in the day" Americans knew such things.

I can kind of see it, but it appears to be a weeping angel. Don't blink.

Cleuwwwd become an angel clewd.

Cleuwwwd become an angel clewd.

Cleuwwwwd...

sjcousins: Speaking of the spiritual, back in the day we didn't have mass murders like this, you could buy firearms through the mail, and in some cities kids took their .22s to school to shoot on the marksmanship teams. Westerns dominated TV fare and the good guys always won. I could walk down the street to a field with my BB gun and nobody batted an eyelash.

But then "back in the day" we had Christmas plays in elementary school and sang Christmas carols. We had a Christmas tree in the classroom and exchanged gifts. Back in the day people worshipped God-----or if they didn't, at least they didn't try to stop those who did and they certainly didn't sue to have manger scenes and crosses removed from the public square and placed out of sight. Back in the day, people valued morality and knew that it came from God; not from government and certainly not from some big city mayor or even the president. Liberals like to push gun control but they will never admit that until the human heart is controlled by GOD, all the gun control in the world won't stop the evil hand. But then "back in the day" Americans knew such things.


Ah the comments section. Making boring stories interesting since 1991.

Yeah the derp is strong with this one.

I would be interested to know when specifically "back in the day" referred to but I couldn't bring myself to register and comment.

Can we just ban all guns and be done with all this violence?

I love how the news article is worded. They clearly think the woman is a lunatic but are going to greats lengths not to say so. They also make it clear that what is portrayed in the pic is "what she says is an angel."

gumpy: sjcousins: Speaking of the spiritual, back in the day we didn't have mass murders like this, you could buy firearms through the mail, and in some cities kids took their .22s to school to shoot on the marksmanship teams. Westerns dominated TV fare and the good guys always won. I could walk down the street to a field with my BB gun and nobody batted an eyelash.

But then "back in the day" we had Christmas plays in elementary school and sang Christmas carols. We had a Christmas tree in the classroom and exchanged gifts. Back in the day people worshipped God-----or if they didn't, at least they didn't try to stop those who did and they certainly didn't sue to have manger scenes and crosses removed from the public square and placed out of sight. Back in the day, people valued morality and knew that it came from God; not from government and certainly not from some big city mayor or even the president. Liberals like to push gun control but they will never admit that until the human heart is controlled by GOD, all the gun control in the world won't stop the evil hand. But then "back in the day" Americans knew such things.


Ah the comments section. Making boring stories interesting since 1991.

Yeah the derp is strong with this one.

I would be interested to know when specifically "back in the day" referred to but I couldn't bring myself to register and comment.

Yeah I did the same thing.

Kinda sad this type don't have fark accounts. Only the trolls come up with this level of derp.

digitalrain: I see a wobbly penis.

Then you should probably close the bathroom door for grandpa.

Seriously, looking real hard, I saw an erect penis with a tentacle behind it.

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I've spotted a blatant inaccuracy in the article. People are calling a cloud an angel.