Don't worry kids. He won't attack if you aren't carrying weapons.

Are there kids over the age of 18?

Mugato: Don't worry kids. He won't attack if you aren't carrying weapons.



Would you like some candy?

Guys, I appreciate the effort to attract new customers, but maybe you need to do something about your sellers first. You're now 95% dropship storefront. Might as well find their sources and cut the meddlemen out of the process.

Here's an idea. How about an auction website that only does real auctions featuring real merchandise and real sellers.

If those farking sniper bidders don't count as predators, no one does.

Mentat: If those farking sniper bidders don't count as predators, no one does.

Automated yes, manual no.

What about contract law?

Do the needful: Are there kids over the age of 18?

Bronies

"Even though my kids were raised properly, as a parent, no way in heck would I "sign-off" on any type of financially binding account for a teenager in relation to online purchases," wrote Spartacus. "If they want or need something, they can get it the old-fashioned way, they can ask permission."

Question: Does a major American business ever come up with a new policy, product, or program, think about it for a few minutes, and then say to itself, "Well, we could do it, but it would be wrong. So let's devise some other way to make money."

Answer: No.

Do the needful: Are there kids over the age of 18?

Yes. I have two kids: 12 and 19.

Even beyond that and prior to my death, they will still be my kids.