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   Pudge Cotton, Mister Cobble, Wave Ryder and Jazz King are just a few members of this year's NCAA Football All-Name Team

01 Aug 2012 04:29 PM   |   710 clicks   |   Athlon Sports
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NutznGum     
"Hello Mister Cobble."

"Please, my father is Mr. Cobble. Just call me Mister."

01 Aug 2012 04:47 PM
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inner ted     
what about Jack Mehoffer? did he make the cut?

/will also accept Ivanna Humpalot, Amanda Hugginkis for any womens' sports

01 Aug 2012 04:48 PM
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MAYORBOB     
Fudge Van Hooser is my fave. Let us hope he develops as a player in college and gets drafted by the Packers.

01 Aug 2012 05:06 PM
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guitarpick8120     
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the newly married Mr. and Mrs. Mister Jones! Their first dance will be performed by the jazz king Jazz King. With Godspower Offor behind them, may they share Happiness Osunde for ever after! Let's have some Hugs Etienne all around and we'll Philander Moore no more!

01 Aug 2012 05:15 PM
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FrancoFile     
MAYORBOB: Fudge Van Hooser is my fave. Let us hope he develops as a player in college and gets drafted by the Packers.

His brother Wilson will get cut from football, but end up as a walk-on for the volleyball team.

01 Aug 2012 05:15 PM
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mattwakeman     
Mister Cobble is my favourite name of anyone ever. Sounds like he should be in a Terry Pratchett book! I will cheer on his entire college career.

01 Aug 2012 05:41 PM
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HaveBeerWillTravel     
In my professional dealings, I once met a guy whose name was Mister Rogers, which I thought was hysterical. Then he got murdered, which was tortuous, because nobody was allowed to make jokes about Mister Rogers getting a cap busted in his ass.

/...not in public, anyhow.
//Daniel Tiger wanted for questioning.

01 Aug 2012 05:46 PM
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Cybernetic     
Wonderful Terrific Monds II

"Good enough for me, good enough for my kid."

01 Aug 2012 05:52 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
i202.photobucket.com

'Sup.

\had classes with him
\\I don't want to insult bags of rocks by comparing him to them, buuuut....

01 Aug 2012 06:04 PM
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downstairs    [TotalFark]  
George George is my favorite.

01 Aug 2012 06:06 PM
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12349876     
Also the only list this year you'll see with 3 Kentucky football players on it.

/GO BIG BLUE

01 Aug 2012 06:26 PM
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Gonz     
12349876: Also the only list this year you'll see with 3 Kentucky football players on it.

/GO BIG BLUE


You phrased that much better than I could.

01 Aug 2012 06:33 PM
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UNC_Samurai     
Did Navy's Wave Ryder graduate?

01 Aug 2012 06:41 PM
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Sabyen91     
Hmm, Hugs Etienne is a 3-star. Hopefully he can help the Badgers' woeful secondary.

01 Aug 2012 06:43 PM
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Lattices aren't Distributive     
NutznGum: "Hello Mister Cobble."

"Please, my father is Mr. Cobble. Just call me Mister."


If he gets a Ph.D., he'd be Doctor Mister Cobble, like he's German or something.

01 Aug 2012 06:57 PM
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yeegrek     
I can't say the name "Prince Shembo" without feeling just a little racist.

01 Aug 2012 07:30 PM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
Wouldn't it be funny if Leviticus Payne turned out to be gay?

01 Aug 2012 07:35 PM
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babysealclubber     
mattwakeman: Mister Cobble is my favourite name of anyone ever. Sounds like he should be in a Terry Pratchett book! I will cheer on his entire college career.

UK needs all of the fans we can get.

01 Aug 2012 08:42 PM
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Thanks for the Meme-ries     
i291.photobucket.com

01 Aug 2012 08:52 PM
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Gonz     
Also, I'm glad to see UTSA getting a mention, in its first season in the FBS.

Way to step up to the big leagues, Roadrunners!

01 Aug 2012 10:23 PM
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