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   River Phoenix's final film to screen at Netherlands film festival

01 Aug 2012 09:27 PM   |   3385 clicks   |   Entertainment Weekly
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Jamdug!    [TotalFark]  
I've heard it's junk.

01 Aug 2012 08:55 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Soundtrack by Tupac Shakur.

01 Aug 2012 09:33 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Wait...What?

01 Aug 2012 09:35 PM
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GUATAPOPO     
Wait didn't this guy die a long time ago? I doubt this is even real. He was the best in the movie caddyshack

01 Aug 2012 09:39 PM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
He was a good actor

01 Aug 2012 09:39 PM
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BigLuca     
It's called "Speedball: A Faceplant Story"

01 Aug 2012 09:41 PM
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NeoCortex42    [TotalFark]  
*crosses fingers that fourth season of SeaQuest turns up*

01 Aug 2012 09:47 PM
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JRoo    [TotalFark]  
Does he kill Batman?

01 Aug 2012 09:52 PM
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velvet_fog     
www.moviegoods.com

01 Aug 2012 09:52 PM
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CarnySaur     
George Sluizer? That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

01 Aug 2012 09:55 PM
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douchebag/hater     
Wow.
19 years since that numbskull od'd at the Viper Room.

01 Aug 2012 10:18 PM
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Solid Muldoon     
"Hello. My name is River."

"Dude, I have a feeling that is not going to work out well for you."

01 Aug 2012 10:32 PM
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assjuice     
Soundtrack by Aleka's Attic

01 Aug 2012 10:37 PM
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Skr     
Eh. I hope it is real. I would like to check it out. Liked him as an actor and was sad when he kicked it even though I was a wee lad. Stand By Me is one of my top films and influenced me much during my influential youth.

/ I was compared lookswise to him often when I was younger. It gets a bit weird being compared to the dead.

01 Aug 2012 10:40 PM
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Galileo's Daughter     
He delivered on of the best movie insults of all time in Stand By Me, to Kiefer Sutherland's bully: "Why don't you go home and fark your mother some more?"

01 Aug 2012 10:52 PM
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Bith Set Me Up    [TotalFark]  
Mugato: Soundtrack by Tupac Shakur.

Co-starring Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell.

01 Aug 2012 11:26 PM
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armyguy35     
P killed him.

01 Aug 2012 11:43 PM
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Nem Wan     
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
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01 Aug 2012 11:51 PM
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Wolf892     
Is he still dead?

Is it just me or do others get the weird sensation that after a certain period of time dead celebs should just "come back." For example, I find myself every 5 years or so on IMDB looking up the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers just to see if the first Yellow Ranger is still dead or not... She's always dead of course, but part of my brain keeps being disappointed that she's not back....
Or John Candy...I keep thinking he's going to be releasing a trailor for a new buddy movie starring him and Paul Rudd in a crazy detective story...

Disappointing.

02 Aug 2012 01:13 AM
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erratick     
assjuice: Soundtrack by Aleka's Attic

I see what you did there... his old band.

CSB time: played a gig with a acquaintance of mine and he and River and his band came by our soundcheck. So we hung out for a bit after sound check before his show, his show was at another venue. Nice guy, but probably into the drugs already. Went to see his band another time when they came through. It was a shame he died not a year later.

02 Aug 2012 01:47 AM
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What_Would_Jimi_Do     
karen black? really

02 Aug 2012 03:09 AM
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jaybeezey     
Explorers 2: The Rexplorationing

02 Aug 2012 05:03 AM
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I made the Fark Klip     
Some interesting facts:

The director, George Sluizer, is terminally ill and expected to die soon.

He had to hire thiefs to steal the original tapes from some insurance company that eventually got possession of the tapes and were about to destroy them.

02 Aug 2012 05:40 AM
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urban.derelict     
GUATAPOPO: Wait didn't this guy die a long time ago?

Christina Applegate was with him the night of his death.

02 Aug 2012 06:25 AM
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urban.derelict     
Wolf892: I keep thinking he's going to be releasing a trailor for a new buddy movie

content8.flixster.com
"You shut'cher hole, wang chang!"

/zombie paul gleason feels your pain
//not another teen movie'

02 Aug 2012 06:29 AM
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PYROY     
Out of the lot, he was definitely my favorite young Indiana Jones.

02 Aug 2012 09:36 AM
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NashMcNash     
I'd be more interested in hearing about Joaquin Phoenix's final movie.

02 Aug 2012 09:50 AM
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Crewmannumber6    [TotalFark]  
I thought Sneakers was his last movie

02 Aug 2012 10:23 AM
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douchebag/hater     
I maI dode the Fark Klip: Some interesting facts:

The director, George Sluizer, is terminally ill and expected to die soon.

He had to hire thiefs to steal the original tapes from some insurance company that eventually got possession of the tapes and were about to destroy them.


I don't believe this.

02 Aug 2012 10:37 AM
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Midnight Rambler     
I recently watched "The Thing Called Love", which came out a few months before he died. The movie wasn't bad, but Phoenix's drug habit was clearly out of hand. He looked and acted like he was out of it.

02 Aug 2012 11:16 AM
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zombiegoat     
FTA:

In the film, River Phoenix plays Boy, a young widower living on a nuclear testing site in the desert. While he waits for the end of the world, Boy carves Katchina dolls that supposedly contain magical powers. His life is disrupted when a Hollywood jet-set couple travelling across the desert become stranded after their car breaks down. Boy rescues the couple and then takes them prisoner.

Jesus, that sounds farking awful.

02 Aug 2012 12:46 PM
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LDM90     
Wolf892: Is he still dead?

Is it just me or do others get the weird sensation that after a certain period of time dead celebs should just "come back." For example, I find myself every 5 years or so on IMDB looking up the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers just to see if the first Yellow Ranger is still dead or not... She's always dead of course, but part of my brain keeps being disappointed that she's not back....
Or John Candy...I keep thinking he's going to be releasing a trailor for a new buddy movie starring him and Paul Rudd in a crazy detective story...

Disappointing.


I've always wanted to say this:

Wat?

02 Aug 2012 07:05 PM
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thatguyoverthere70     
Would you say he's returning... like a phoenix?

Or like a river?

03 Aug 2012 02:51 AM
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