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   Olympics discussion thread: East Coast Prime Time Highlight Show version. No spoilers for us day sleepers, please, can't we all just get along with the streamers?

01 Aug 2012 07:51 PM   |   1464 clicks   |   Some Olympic Guy
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slatterie     
Ugh. Parents are now miked? Maybe I shoul just mute the Tv...

01 Aug 2012 08:44 PM
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ozarkmatt    [TotalFark]  
What is it with gay guys and their voices?

01 Aug 2012 08:44 PM
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alcoda     
consider this: Those guys are queer as a three dollar bill.

Who cares? Were you planning on seducing them?

01 Aug 2012 08:45 PM
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Bungles     
consider this: Those guys are queer as a three dollar bill.


You mean you can buy them at DIsneyworld as gifts?

01 Aug 2012 08:45 PM
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suziequzie    [TotalFark]  
One Bad Apple: suziequzie: Bungles: silgryphon: What would you do if you got a boner while diving


One of the French guys yesterday did his entire bars routine with an enormous erection. There was snickering in the UK commentary box.

GODDAMIT I should have been watching.

... anyone got a link to a vid/screencap?

No but I can try to reenact it for you

EIP ?


If it's Hamilton Sabot, I think I found a pic...

d.yimg.com

01 Aug 2012 08:45 PM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
Indubitably: Captain Steroid: Okay, okay. I promise I won't say anything about the Norwegian fencer getting his hand cut off, Darth Vader-style, during the semi-finals. -_-

And watch yer hands apparently?

;)


imageshack.us

01 Aug 2012 08:46 PM
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rjakobi     
So what's the over/under for a pissed US swimmer throwing Andrea Kremer into the warmup pool during one of those inane after race interviews?

01 Aug 2012 08:46 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Gaaah! People stop calling and coming over! You're cramping my style!

01 Aug 2012 08:46 PM
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Bungles     
suziequzie: One Bad Apple: suziequzie: Bungles: silgryphon: What would you do if you got a boner while diving


One of the French guys yesterday did his entire bars routine with an enormous erection. There was snickering in the UK commentary box.

GODDAMIT I should have been watching.

... anyone got a link to a vid/screencap?

No but I can try to reenact it for you

EIP ?

If it's Hamilton Sabot, I think I found a pic...

[d.yimg.com image 322x449]




I think that was the guy. He apparently has this issue a lot.

bercy2010.ffgym.com

01 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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Mrtraveler01     
BTW: Big news from north of the border today

/And big news for border towns along the US/Canada border

01 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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tmonsta    [TotalFark]  
rjakobi: So what's the over/under for a pissed US swimmer throwing Andrea Kremer into the warmup pool during one of those inane after race interviews?

That would instantly make them a national hero.

01 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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Arachnophobe     
Anyone know what that was on the one Ukrainian diver's shoulder? I thought it was a tattoo at first, but I could swear part of it was coming off.

01 Aug 2012 08:48 PM
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alcoda     
Arachnophobe: Anyone know what that was on the one Ukrainian diver's shoulder? I thought it was a tattoo at first, but I could swear part of it was coming off.

was wondering the same thing

01 Aug 2012 08:50 PM
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suziequzie    [TotalFark]  
Bungles: suziequzie: One Bad Apple: suziequzie: Bungles: silgryphon: What would you do if you got a boner while diving


One of the French guys yesterday did his entire bars routine with an enormous erection. There was snickering in the UK commentary box.

GODDAMIT I should have been watching.

... anyone got a link to a vid/screencap?

No but I can try to reenact it for you

EIP ?

If it's Hamilton Sabot, I think I found a pic...

[d.yimg.com image 322x449]



I think that was the guy. He apparently has this issue a lot.

[bercy2010.ffgym.com image 233x350]


Hmmm. He must really like sport.

01 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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wxboy    [TotalFark]  
Mrtraveler01: BTW: Big news from north of the border today

/And big news for border towns along the US/Canada border


That is big. Unless, of course, with Comcast now in control of NBC, they might be more gung-ho about blacking out CBC in the US during their Olympic coverage than in the past.

01 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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Indubitably     
Captain Steroid: Indubitably: Captain Steroid: Okay, okay. I promise I won't say anything about the Norwegian fencer getting his hand cut off, Darth Vader-style, during the semi-finals. -_-

And watch yer hands apparently?

;)

[imageshack.us image 485x606]


The ass-tag is curious, please decipher (I get the hand, but what's with the blue obovoids?):

P.S. Thank you in advance for your compliance with my request.

01 Aug 2012 08:52 PM
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One Bad Apple    [TotalFark]  
alcoda: Arachnophobe: Anyone know what that was on the one Ukrainian diver's shoulder? I thought it was a tattoo at first, but I could swear part of it was coming off.

was wondering the same thing


It's tape. To prevent muscle tears.

01 Aug 2012 08:52 PM
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formerjackman     
That's tape on the diver's shoulder, to help from an injury

01 Aug 2012 08:52 PM
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Britney Spear's Speculum     
Misty May-Treanor and Keri Walsh Jennings lost a set

01 Aug 2012 08:52 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
rjakobi: So what's the over/under for a pissed US swimmer throwing Andrea Kremer into the warmup pool during one of those inane after race interviews?

he interviewing reporter for the swimmers? I figured out what's wrong with her.

She asks the question, shoves the mike in the swimmer's face, then shakes her head so vigorously that she gives herself brain damage. Once you see it, you won't be able to notice anything else.

01 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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meyerkev     
wxboy: Mrtraveler01: BTW: Big news from north of the border today

/And big news for border towns along the US/Canada border

That is big. Unless, of course, with Comcast now in control of NBC, they might be more gung-ho about blacking out CBC in the US during their Olympic coverage than in the past.


1) Grab an antenna.
2) Live within 50 miles of Canada.
3) Watch awesome CBC coverage.

01 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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BloodFireDeath     
If Misty May and Walsh wore their bikinis, this wouldn't be happening. Probably got all sorts of sand and rocks crammed into their pant legs by now.

01 Aug 2012 08:53 PM
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Bungles     
Arachnophobe: Anyone know what that was on the one Ukrainian diver's shoulder? I thought it was a tattoo at first, but I could swear part of it was coming off.

www.google.co.uk

01 Aug 2012 08:54 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Misty May-Treanor and Keri Walsh Jennings lost a set

Which one? Bummer. I thought they both had pretty good sets.

01 Aug 2012 08:54 PM
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Arachnophobe     
Ahh, thanks One Bad Apple and formerjackman!

01 Aug 2012 08:55 PM
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Jamdug!    [TotalFark]  
Mrtraveler01: BTW: Big news from north of the border today

/And big news for border towns along the US/Canada border


Good. Anybody but NBC. I'd accept MTV at this point...

01 Aug 2012 08:56 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
You know, I'm really kind of surprised that there aren't many, if any, US military members as Olympic athletes. It'd be good for recruiting.

01 Aug 2012 08:58 PM
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desertfool     
Dear NBC:

Please stop showing the 'synchronized diving'. It isn't a sport. It is boring a heck. We don't care.

Sincerely,
Everyone who used to enjoy the Olympics.

01 Aug 2012 08:58 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Pasty white British ankles on the mayor FTW.

01 Aug 2012 08:59 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
My country, tis of thee, sweet land of liberty...

Damn limeys taking our song.

01 Aug 2012 08:59 PM
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WhyteRaven74     
I want to know what sort of insane shape Wiggins is, he destroyed the field in the time trial, then four minutes later was riding around like he'd been out for a ride in the park.

01 Aug 2012 09:00 PM
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pjlawrence81     
So wait, the British nat'l anthem has the same music as "My Country Tis of Thee"?

01 Aug 2012 09:00 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Let's be honest. The beach volleyball girls are fit and athletic, but body or face, they're not "all that."

01 Aug 2012 09:00 PM
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meyerkev     
Ok, which Two Steps From Hell song is this?

01 Aug 2012 09:01 PM
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consider this     
Mrtraveler01: BTW: Big news from north of the border today

/And big news for border towns along the US/Canada border


I get CBC HD where I am so this is indeed good news.

01 Aug 2012 09:01 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
pjlawrence81: So wait, the British nat'l anthem has the same music as "My Country Tis of Thee"?

In this case, we do know which came first, the chicken or the egg.

01 Aug 2012 09:02 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
I need one of these copulating cell phones.

01 Aug 2012 09:02 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Austrian sisters....mmmm....wait, not blonde enough.

01 Aug 2012 09:04 PM
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consider this     
Anybody know why there's no baseball in the summer Olympics? They've had it in the past, haven't they?

01 Aug 2012 09:05 PM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
Geez, where is everybody tonight? So lonely.

01 Aug 2012 09:06 PM
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iron de havilland     
WhyteRaven74: I want to know what sort of insane shape Wiggins is, he destroyed the field in the time trial, then four minutes later was riding around like he'd been out for a ride in the park.

Mod shape.

static.guim.co.uk

upload.wikimedia.org

01 Aug 2012 09:08 PM
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pivazena    [TotalFark]  
Earguy: Geez, where is everybody tonight? So lonely.

Synchronized diving is boring

01 Aug 2012 09:09 PM
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tmonsta    [TotalFark]  
Earguy: Geez, where is everybody tonight? So lonely.

Well, Its only men's gymnastics tonight so all of the pervs are gone.

01 Aug 2012 09:09 PM
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kzspam     
consider this: Anybody know why there's no baseball in the summer Olympics? They've had it in the past, haven't they?

I think this is the first Olympics without baseball. From what I've read it seems Europe doesn't want it in there and the pros don't want to play either.

01 Aug 2012 09:10 PM
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wxboy    [TotalFark]  
consider this: Anybody know why there's no baseball in the summer Olympics? They've had it in the past, haven't they?

They had it from 1992 to 2008. It was dropped apparently because the IOC decided that baseball doesn't have enough of a world following for enough nations to be competitive, not to mention MLB not allowing its players to participate (via not suspending the season like the NHL does) as well as baseball's issues with steroids.

01 Aug 2012 09:11 PM
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Kenny B    [TotalFark]  
What's with the black longjohns?

01 Aug 2012 09:11 PM
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Furious_Chicken     
Earguy: Let's be honest. The beach volleyball girls are fit and athletic, but body or face, they're not "all that."

They have faces?

01 Aug 2012 09:11 PM
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WhyteRaven74     
iron de havilland: Mod shape.

*golf clap*

01 Aug 2012 09:12 PM
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JerseyTim    [TotalFark]  
Why are US athletes wearing burqinis?

01 Aug 2012 09:13 PM
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seventypercent    [TotalFark]  
One of Walsh Jennings's eyes is bigger than the other.

01 Aug 2012 09:13 PM
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