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02 Aug 2012 04:52 AM   |   8337 clicks   |   Metro US
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
I don't see the problem, here.

02 Aug 2012 12:40 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
img834.imageshack.us

02 Aug 2012 12:57 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I don't see the problem, here.

answers.bettor.com

02 Aug 2012 01:06 AM
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The Iconoclast    [TotalFark]  
FirstNationalBastard: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I don't see the problem, here.

[answers.bettor.com image 369x390]


Ha! You FirstNationalBastard you!

02 Aug 2012 01:10 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
The Iconoclast: FirstNationalBastard: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: I don't see the problem, here.

[answers.bettor.com image 369x390]

Ha! You FirstNationalBastard you!


Just feel lucky I didn't post the Women's Volleyball shots of the sumo wrestlers.

02 Aug 2012 01:12 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Yeah... there's a few events we should avoid, as noted above

/damn you, FirstNationalBastard

02 Aug 2012 01:18 AM
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PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

i1079.photobucket.com

02 Aug 2012 01:36 AM
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dickfreckle    [TotalFark]  
media.metronews.topscms.com

Can't tell if I'm turned on or just stoned and want to finally bake those Pillsbury biscuits that have been in the freezer for a year.

/why not both

02 Aug 2012 01:40 AM
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Quasar    [TotalFark]  
PhiloeBedoe: Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

[i1079.photobucket.com image 533x400]


More like undressage, amirite?

02 Aug 2012 01:56 AM
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Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Compared to the women's gymnastics the beach volleyball footage has been more demure than bonnet shots at an Amish barn raising. Only when that 24-year-old Romanian hit the beam did I stop waiting for Chris Hansen's stormtroopers to crash through the window.

02 Aug 2012 02:13 AM
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The Onion is prophetic    [TotalFark]  
First 4 pics had me liking the article, and then...

Damn you subby!

02 Aug 2012 03:14 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
I feel like they're only telling half the story here.

02 Aug 2012 05:03 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
PhiloeBedoe: Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

[i1079.photobucket.com image 533x400]


Freakin' bronies....

02 Aug 2012 05:24 AM
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evilwhiteguy     
AverageAmericanGuy: I feel like they're only telling half the story here.

Uh yeah, where are the chicks? That's like sexist or something.

02 Aug 2012 05:24 AM
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Hide your chickens     
Well, it's not like volleyball is such a fascinating sport. How else are they going to get men to watch it? It's the same reason they show wrecks during Nascar. Otherwise, people would just watch the last two minutes to see the results, or not care at all.

02 Aug 2012 05:56 AM
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Crewmannumber6     
Point taken

/i'm still gonna look at their asses

02 Aug 2012 08:06 AM
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Krowdaddy Chixdiggit     
i1247.photobucket.com


Can't seem to get this out of my mind, already dreaming about 2016......

02 Aug 2012 08:10 AM
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gulogulo     
i.imgur.com

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.

02 Aug 2012 08:17 AM
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Pockafrusta     
Ef ewe, subby.

/owes u 1 punch in the nuhts

02 Aug 2012 08:17 AM
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stevetherobot     
Now I'm gay. Thanks a lot subby.

02 Aug 2012 08:18 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.


It's really tacky olympic tattoo.

I mean really. Get a tat to commemorate it, maybe even the rings on your abs, but that's just an awful one. He's just lucky Street Philosophy is no longer an Olympic event.

02 Aug 2012 08:25 AM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
PhiloeBedoe: Yeah, maybe it doesn't work for everything...

[i1079.photobucket.com image 533x400]


are you a brony?

02 Aug 2012 08:25 AM
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UNC_Samurai     
It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

02 Aug 2012 08:49 AM
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threedingers     
gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.


I'm a straight guy and even I paused on that one...

02 Aug 2012 08:53 AM
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fatalvenom    [TotalFark]  
UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?

02 Aug 2012 08:54 AM
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angry_scientist     
It's good to be the king
www.bothteamsplayedhard.net

02 Aug 2012 08:56 AM
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degenerate-afro     
They do women's beach volleyball like they do Men's Water Polo. It's fair for both sexes.

02 Aug 2012 09:03 AM
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octopied     
Very frankly, the only reason I ever watched men's Olympic gymnastics is for the sweet, sweet ass.
Also, for some reason I'm attracted to tears, and in Olympics, there's always a chance of that. I guess I'm just a girl who appreciates nice butts and likes them submissive.

/Yes, doing fine. ;)

02 Aug 2012 09:12 AM
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Krowdaddy Chixdiggit     
fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?


i1247.photobucket.com


Cause no one would want to see that........

02 Aug 2012 09:12 AM
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gulogulo     
doglover: gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.

It's really tacky olympic tattoo.

I mean really. Get a tat to commemorate it, maybe even the rings on your abs, but that's just an awful one. He's just lucky Street Philosophy is no longer an Olympic event.


To be fair, I wasn't really looking at the tattoo that closely.

02 Aug 2012 09:12 AM
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meanmutton     
threedingers: gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.

I'm a straight guy and even I paused on that one...


That's the only one I would think that a woman would really be interested in. I could see a gay man getting all ups on this page, though.

02 Aug 2012 09:18 AM
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mycathatesyou     
Thank you subby.

02 Aug 2012 09:22 AM
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
At first, I read the headline "What if every sport had uniforms like women's volleyball?", and I was in my bunk imagining women's hockey in bikinis.

02 Aug 2012 09:25 AM
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dababler     
I am very much ok with this.

02 Aug 2012 09:27 AM
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abhorrent1     
Dat ass (new window)

02 Aug 2012 09:31 AM
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threedingers     
OtherLittleGuy: At first, I read the headline "What if every sport had uniforms like women's volleyball?", and I was in my bunk imagining women's hockey in bikinis.

funnymeme.com

Oblig...

02 Aug 2012 09:36 AM
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The Slush     
fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?


Go have a seat over there. Mr. Hansen will be right with you.

02 Aug 2012 09:42 AM
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Wicked Chinchilla     
gulogulo: doglover: gulogulo: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]

Oh to be droplet of water on those abs. Mother of god.

It's really tacky olympic tattoo.

I mean really. Get a tat to commemorate it, maybe even the rings on your abs, but that's just an awful one. He's just lucky Street Philosophy is no longer an Olympic event.

To be fair, I wasn't really looking at the tattoo that closely.


I am a happily married man and I didn't even the notice the tattoo till someone said it was ugly.

02 Aug 2012 09:45 AM
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Guelph35     
The Slush: fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?

Go have a seat over there. Mr. Hansen will be right with you.


They need to make 2 immediate changes to women's gymnastics:

1 - Raise the competitor's minimum age to the legal age of the host country.
2 - Add the vertical pole as a new event.

02 Aug 2012 09:45 AM
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SurfaceTension    [TotalFark]  
Guelph35: The Slush: fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?

Go have a seat over there. Mr. Hansen will be right with you.

They need to make 2 immediate changes to women's gymnastics:

1 - Raise the competitor's minimum age to the legal age of the host country.
2 - Add the vertical pole as a new event.


1. Yes

2. Pole dancing as an olympic sport

02 Aug 2012 09:56 AM
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TrainingWheelsNeeded     
Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?

[i1247.photobucket.com image 502x394]


Cause no one would want to see that........


later that night, "Honestly honey, i was looking at the scoreboard that was behind and above her. Just a bad angle really."

02 Aug 2012 09:56 AM
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Super Chronic     
If I have the choice between looking at Kerri Walsh's ass and looking at Kerri Walsh's face, I know which one I'm choosing.

02 Aug 2012 09:59 AM
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TheHappTroll     
abhorrent1: Dat ass (new window)

I wonder why they cut away when she removed her pants?

My new favorite Olympic sport

02 Aug 2012 10:03 AM
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upndn     
Anxiously waiting for women's lingerie curling.

02 Aug 2012 10:52 AM
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TheHappTroll     
TheHappTroll: abhorrent1: Dat ass (new window)

I wonder why they cut away when she removed her pants?

My new favorite Olympic sport


Link may be NSFW

02 Aug 2012 10:53 AM
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Dear Jerk     
If the networks would try to attract female viewers by volleyballing all the men's sports, instead of obsessing over gymnastics, synchronized diving, and human interest features, I'd be okay with that.

Synchronized diving isn't even a thing. It just makes a pretty picture on the tv.

02 Aug 2012 11:00 AM
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Mr Guy     
fatalvenom: UNC_Samurai: It's probably a good thing they don't do this for women's gymnastics.

Why?


She's 16 15 14 12 a Chinese toddler, dude.

02 Aug 2012 11:10 AM
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Mr Guy     
Dear Jerk: If the networks would try to attract female viewers by volleyballing all the men's sports, instead of obsessing over gymnastics, synchronized diving, and human interest features, I'd be okay with that.

Synchronized diving isn't even a thing. It just makes a pretty picture on the tv.


Actual Conversation Time With Friend:

Her: I love synchronized diving. I'm amazed they can hit the water at the same time.

Me: How, precisely, do you think gravity works? I'd give the gold to the guy who manages to jump at the same time, to the same height, and hit the water later than his partner.

02 Aug 2012 11:12 AM
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Dear Jerk     
Mr Guy
How, precisely, do you think gravity works?

I'm 6'3" and I thought it would be funny to synchronize dive with a midget. Once, maybe, for a ten second web video. Not for a career.

02 Aug 2012 12:28 PM
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Forty-Two    [TotalFark]  
Mr Guy: Actual Conversation Time With Friend:

Her: I love synchronized diving. I'm amazed they can hit the water at the same time.

Me: How, precisely, do you think gravity works? I'd give the gold to the guy who manages to jump at the same time, to the same height, and hit the water later than his partner.


That for me makes the synchronized springboard diving a little more impressive than the platform. Yes, both are impressive, but I'd guess it takes more coordination to bounce in synch up to the same height in addition to everything else (rather than just falling).

02 Aug 2012 12:30 PM
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