wow. just wow.

I'd hit it.

So...this young lad wants a tall, dark haired, big-titted non-Asian with fat blowjob lips, a fake tan and a models body who's interests include cats, vampire fetishes and sexually confused teenagers.

Alright, then.

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: So...this young lad wants a tall, dark haired, big-titted non-Asian with fat blowjob lips, a fake tan and a models body who's interests include cats, vampire fetishes and sexually confused teenagers.

Alright, then.

ya, it's pretty specific and over the top. i most enjoyed the part where he showed us how good his teeth are. cause, you know, chicks dig great teeth.

Not really on topic but any reason to post this
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT

I'm pretty sure this kid is trying his beset to be a troll

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27 seconds... that's as long as I could cope with it.

How in the hell did you sick farkers have the patience to watch that to the end?

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Wow.

Mr. 'Withkerth' is the closest to pussy this kid will ever get to.

I'm thinking his best bet was to stick with the hermodaphrodite.

Zach Galifinakis wants his schtick back.

The fake is strong in this one.

You never go full retard!

What's his Fark handle?

"come here Mr. Whiskers!!!!!!" that made me lol

benjaminajacobs: Zach Galifinakis wants his schtick back.

THIS!!!!

peahez: The fake is strong in this one.

This