What the hell... met.

Meow? Is that you?

But, can you time travel with it? Go with the best!

i wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of those.
go ahead you it as a slogan

Relevant.

but it's not fireproof? What if fire IS my emergency?

Bartender] You serious sir? Do you really think the world is going to end this afternoon?

[Ford Prefect] Uh, yes, in just over 3 minutes and 5 seconds.

[Bartender] Well, isn't there anything we can do?

[Ford Prefect] No, nothing.

[Bartender] I always thought we were supposed to lie down or put a paper bag over your head or something.

[Ford Prefect] Yes, if you like.

[Bartender] Will that help?

[Ford Prefect] No. Excuse me. I've got to go.

Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Emergency-

Hard to believe they're kicking our asses

Joo Janta 200 Shopping Bag?

I guess it's easier than carrying a desk around with you.

I'm sorry but I've been carrying around my desk for 40 years and I'm not going to stop now.

pjbreeze: I'm sorry but I've been carrying around my desk for 40 years and I'm not going to stop now.

lol

Alright, everybody into the tea chest!

And did those feet in ancient time...

I prefer the happy fun slide.

poot_rootbeer: Alright, everybody into the tea chest!

And did those feet in ancient time...

Watching the opening ceremonies of the Olympics, all I could think was, "Ah shiat, everyone's standing in the tea chest again!"

/"Jerusalem" is one of the best hymns ever.

I'll stick with the one I already own.

That article implies that people who find themselves caught in an earthquake are going to think rationally and act quickly enough to dump everything out and put it over their head in time to be effective