If I wanted poop in my underwear I could do that on my own thank you.

This is what will cause the downfall of man.

"Behold, I have invented the omnidevice, the theoretical maximum processing power for computing contained in a device you can wear as a ring! The power of the universe is at your fingertips!!"

"Yeah but can it run Angry Birds?"

*shoots self*

Lanadapter: If I wanted poop in my underwear I could do that on my own thank you.

But what they are telling us is that when you crap your underwear in the future, your smartphone will be able to alert you.

But do they have popsicles?

dready zim: This is what will cause the downfall of man.

"Behold, I have invented the omnidevice, the theoretical maximum processing power for computing contained in a device you can wear as a ring! The power of the universe is at your fingertips!!"

"Yeah but can it run Angry Birds?"

*shoots self*


They'll have something better

Chrome starts off with a warning about insecure content and I click the "Don't Allow"

It's a slideshow.

Three clicks and it tries to run a flash ad and gets stuck because I decide what Flash runs.

How can you talk about app development when your web development skills are that of a troll?

Don't you know about the birds? Everybody's talking about the birds.

I'm the same way with tractors.

Well, at least I used to be.

Malacon: dready zim: This is what will cause the downfall of man.

"Behold, I have invented the omnidevice, the theoretical maximum processing power for computing contained in a device you can wear as a ring! The power of the universe is at your fingertips!!"

"Yeah but can it run Angry Birds?"

*shoots self*


They'll have something better


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Still can't run crysis at max.

Hide your husbands, hide your wives.

In your cheeseburgers.

In your Nutty Buddies.

Rovio is a one trick pony and Angry Birds needs to be milked it for all it's worth before they fade into the mists of time, content with having ripped off Crush the Castle.

LarryDan43: But do they have popsicles?
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They do have gummy snacks:


They also have Angry Birds The T-Shirt, Angry Birds The Throw Pillows, Angry Birds The Movie, Angry Birds The Breakfast Cereal, and Angry Birds The Flame Thrower! (The kids love it!)

My 3 year-old son is obsessed with Angry Birds and will only wear Angry Bird undies.

LarryDan43: But do they have popsicles?
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Yup.

LarryDan43: But do they have popsicles?
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Great googly and moogly! I loved that one Pac-Man (and later, Ms Pac-Man) popsicle from the ice cream truck. It had that excellent lemonade taste that had real lemon peel in it, or at least tasted like it did. Of course, Pac-Man is one of my favorite games, so at the time I would have bought the treat anyway.

I predict there will come a point where people can't remember which piece of Angry Birds started the merchandising franchise. "Omg, there's a game based on the Popsicle?!"

Knows a thing or two about angry birds:



/Good EVEning

Came for the ST:NG reference, now I'm satisfied.