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   German paper that gave a "Prussian spiked helmet" to head of the European Central Bank demand it back saying they gave it to him to remind him to be German and he has not been German enough

02 Aug 2012 11:02 AM   |   784 clicks   |   Business Insider
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Alphax     
I don't think I get it. Not German enough? Do they think Germans are bad with money?

02 Aug 2012 11:05 AM
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Lost Thought 00    [TotalFark]  
He hasn't sufficiently driven the rest of Europe into crushing, unrecoverable poverty?

02 Aug 2012 11:06 AM
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pootsie     
I guess he had enough schnitzengruben

02 Aug 2012 11:08 AM
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sprawl15     
They let an Austrian become CFO, leading to a hostile takeover of Kompania Węglowa.

02 Aug 2012 11:09 AM
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Horseshoes_and_B-52s     
Am I the only one who thought "Prussian Spiked Helmet" was euphemism for something?

02 Aug 2012 11:10 AM
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Arkanaut     
The Italian head of the European Central Bank isn't German enough?

02 Aug 2012 11:10 AM
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Philip Francis Queeg     
If he doesn't watch it, he's going to find himself re-assigned to the Russian front.

02 Aug 2012 11:11 AM
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strangeguitar     
He must have forgotten to celebrate the day his country bombed Pearl Harbor.

02 Aug 2012 11:16 AM
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Churchy LaFemme     
GINO!!!!

02 Aug 2012 11:17 AM
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LewDux     
Horseshoes_and_B-52s: Am I the only one who thought "Prussian Spiked Helmet" was euphemism for something?

It's euphemism for "act of invading foreign land, killing natives and taking their name"

02 Aug 2012 11:21 AM
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Ayn Rand's Cervix     
strangeguitar: He must have forgotten to celebrate the day his country bombed Pearl Harbor.

August 1st, 2012. A date which will live in infamy. When sluts were given free birthcontrol from the US government and the rest of the world forgot about past events because, you know, birth control is worse than killing soldiers or something or other.

02 Aug 2012 11:23 AM
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palelizard     
He is only a weak Rhinelander, not a true Prussian!

02 Aug 2012 11:23 AM
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TrollingForColumbine    [TotalFark]  
Horseshoes_and_B-52s: Am I the only one who thought "Prussian Spiked Helmet" was euphemism for something?

Bust of Churchill

/awkward

02 Aug 2012 11:24 AM
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Curse of the Goth Kids     
Well, sounds like he's got himself into a bit of a pickelhaube there.

02 Aug 2012 11:31 AM
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Esc7     
The Germans HATE bailouts, they HATE printing money or creating debt. Mostly anything that expands the money supply which indirectly causes inflation. Their economy is tuned to create wealth through skilled manufacturing and shy away from financial chicanery. They're one of the most fiscally conservative (in the true sense) countries in the world.

You can chalk it up to a healthy fear and memory of hyperinflation and the problems it caused.

I understand them, but sometimes they're over cautious. Inflation is a tool to be used wisely, and bailouts are unfortunately the safest course right now. Hopefully Germany will be adequately compensated for shouldering the burden, but a lot of countries are resentful of them and fear their growth of economic power. The EU was supposed to prevent a German hegemon, not facilitate it.

02 Aug 2012 11:32 AM
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mhd     
Didn't Engels once chide Prussia for collecting too many debts and printing money?

/Should've given him some Swabian spaetzle

02 Aug 2012 11:33 AM
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RickyWilliams'sBong     
Anger about someone being insufficiently pure? From Germans?

Madness.

02 Aug 2012 11:37 AM
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JK47     
Esc7: The Germans HATE bailouts, they HATE printing money or creating debt. Mostly anything that expands the money supply which indirectly causes inflation. Their economy is tuned to create wealth through skilled manufacturing and shy away from financial chicanery. They're one of the most fiscally conservative (in the true sense) countries in the world.


Their economy relies on being able to export goods to Eurozone countries that pay in cold hard Euros. The Germans benefited tremendously during the years of profligate spending in those same countries as the locals were buying German goods. Germans may hate bailouts but if they do nothing their economy will suffer grievous harm once the economies importing German goods collapse.

02 Aug 2012 11:40 AM
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TrollingForColumbine    [TotalFark]  
JK47: Esc7: The Germans HATE bailouts, they HATE printing money or creating debt. Mostly anything that expands the money supply which indirectly causes inflation. Their economy is tuned to create wealth through skilled manufacturing and shy away from financial chicanery. They're one of the most fiscally conservative (in the true sense) countries in the world.


Their economy relies on being able to export goods to Eurozone countries that pay in cold hard Euros. The Germans benefited tremendously during the years of profligate spending in those same countries as the locals were buying German goods. Germans may hate bailouts but if they do nothing their economy will suffer grievous harm once the economies importing German goods collapse.


All they have to do is cut taxes on the rich. That will create jobs.

02 Aug 2012 11:42 AM
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whither_apophis    [TotalFark]  
The Germans think that every country can run a trade surplus

02 Aug 2012 11:56 AM
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Arkanaut     
Esc7: The Germans HATE bailouts, they HATE printing money or creating debt. Mostly anything that expands the money supply which indirectly causes inflation. Their economy is tuned to create wealth through skilled manufacturing and shy away from financial chicanery. They're one of the most fiscally conservative (in the true sense) countries in the world.

You can chalk it up to a healthy fear and memory of hyperinflation and the problems it caused.

I understand them, but sometimes they're over cautious. Inflation is a tool to be used wisely, and bailouts are unfortunately the safest course right now. Hopefully Germany will be adequately compensated for shouldering the burden, but a lot of countries are resentful of them and fear their growth of economic power. The EU was supposed to prevent a German hegemon, not facilitate it.


IMO the problem with the Euro bailouts so far is that they're mainly targeted at keeping the creditors from panicking, not at actually turning the economy around. The core of the problem is the recession, but they've only been focusing on treating the symptom of high deficits and bond yields. It's also kind of bullshiat how the ECB keeps saying they're limited by their charter but they never actually talk about fixing the damn charter so they have the authority to deal with macro issues beyond inflation and act like a real central bank.

02 Aug 2012 11:57 AM
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Esc7     
JK47: Esc7: The Germans HATE bailouts, they HATE printing money or creating debt. Mostly anything that expands the money supply which indirectly causes inflation. Their economy is tuned to create wealth through skilled manufacturing and shy away from financial chicanery. They're one of the most fiscally conservative (in the true sense) countries in the world.


Their economy relies on being able to export goods to Eurozone countries that pay in cold hard Euros. The Germans benefited tremendously during the years of profligate spending in those same countries as the locals were buying German goods. Germans may hate bailouts but if they do nothing their economy will suffer grievous harm once the economies importing German goods collapse.


I completely agree with you. A strong product is useless with no consumers.

02 Aug 2012 12:17 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
`Sorry, Heinz & Olaf. Here's your block-heater back.'

02 Aug 2012 12:19 PM
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Esc7     
Arkanaut: Esc7: The Germans HATE bailouts, they HATE printing money or creating debt. Mostly anything that expands the money supply which indirectly causes inflation. Their economy is tuned to create wealth through skilled manufacturing and shy away from financial chicanery. They're one of the most fiscally conservative (in the true sense) countries in the world.

You can chalk it up to a healthy fear and memory of hyperinflation and the problems it caused.

I understand them, but sometimes they're over cautious. Inflation is a tool to be used wisely, and bailouts are unfortunately the safest course right now. Hopefully Germany will be adequately compensated for shouldering the burden, but a lot of countries are resentful of them and fear their growth of economic power. The EU was supposed to prevent a German hegemon, not facilitate it.

IMO the problem with the Euro bailouts so far is that they're mainly targeted at keeping the creditors from panicking, not at actually turning the economy around. The core of the problem is the recession, but they've only been focusing on treating the symptom of high deficits and bond yields. It's also kind of bullshiat how the ECB keeps saying they're limited by their charter but they never actually talk about fixing the damn charter so they have the authority to deal with macro issues beyond inflation and act like a real central bank.


I've got the feeling that many countries are loathe to give more real power to the ECB for fear of it infringing on their own sovereignty. To be honest I understand because effective macro economic policy needs to acted upon by the member nation states in unison. I'm not a hard core economist, but I can imagine that some situations create "prisoner's dilemmas."

Also, the problems that created the recession are global in nature (US) so I don't know what their plan is for avoiding our fiscally irresponsible wagering that drives wall st.

02 Aug 2012 12:26 PM
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HighOnCraic     
No one who speaks German could possibly be an evil man.

02 Aug 2012 12:36 PM
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T.M.S.     
How is it a giant spike sticking out of the top of your head is not a liability in combat? Unless the enemy makes a habit of leaping out of tall places to assault you from above I cannot see how this piece of military gear would have been considered a good idea.

Unless they subscribe to the "it is better to look like a badass than BE a badass" rule. If that's the case I give full marks. Those helmets are pretty cool.

/spent as much time in combat as Bill O'Riley.
//doesn't like to talk about it

02 Aug 2012 12:41 PM
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macadamnut     
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He used the word "fluffy"?

02 Aug 2012 12:44 PM
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Arkanaut     
Esc7: I've got the feeling that many countries are loathe to give more real power to the ECB for fear of it infringing on their own sovereignty.

They probably should have thought of that before they joined the Eurozone.

02 Aug 2012 12:45 PM
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BMulligan     
HighOnCraic: No one who speaks German could possibly be an evil man.

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918
And they've hardly bothered us since then.

02 Aug 2012 12:47 PM
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mhd     
T.M.S.: How is it a giant spike sticking out of the top of your head is not a liability in combat? Unless the enemy makes a habit of leaping out of tall places to assault you from above I cannot see how this piece of military gear would have been considered a good idea.

Supposed to deflect downward attacks with sabers and the like (spike was metal, helmet was leather). Not that useful in trench warfare or anything even more modern, which is one of the reasons it was phased out again, after making the spike detachable for a while.

/Better not get into the Freudian view of things...

02 Aug 2012 12:54 PM
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HighOnCraic     
BMulligan: HighOnCraic: No one who speaks German could possibly be an evil man.

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918
And they've hardly bothered us since then.


Link

02 Aug 2012 12:56 PM
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BMulligan     
HighOnCraic: BMulligan: HighOnCraic: No one who speaks German could possibly be an evil man.

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn't happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918
And they've hardly bothered us since then.

Link


Link

Cold war political humor at its best.

02 Aug 2012 03:17 PM
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whidbey     
You know who ELSE thought other Europeans weren't "German enough?"

02 Aug 2012 07:30 PM
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silvervial     
HighOnCraic: No one who speaks German could possibly be an evil man.

i242.photobucket.com

Agrees

/not really evil
//Böse Miene gutes Spiel

02 Aug 2012 10:38 PM
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wendolynne     
NOCH MEHR EZB-MILLIARDEN FÜR SCHULDENSTAATEN? DANN WILL BILD DIE PICKELHAUBE ZURÜCK!

03 Aug 2012 01:32 AM
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