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02 Aug 2012 10:43 AM   |   3724 clicks   |   WRCB
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dj_spanmaster     
But it's not a porn movie. Bollywood is certainly not ready for that.

Of course not - they need electricity for that.

02 Aug 2012 10:46 AM
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FMLYHM     
Sad to say I have the first Jism on DVD...It's really a boring movie....I've seen better Hindi horror films.

02 Aug 2012 10:48 AM
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Shazam999     
Where the hell are the pics?

02 Aug 2012 10:52 AM
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elminestrone     
Gene Shalit says "If there is one summer jism movie you see this year, make it Jism 2!"

02 Aug 2012 10:52 AM
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Handsome B. Wonderful     
Shazam999: Where the hell are the pics?

You're having a hard time finding pictures of Sunny Leone?

02 Aug 2012 10:54 AM
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Mawson of the Antarctic     
So is Sunny Leone in it or did they just name drop her?
/could be interested...

02 Aug 2012 10:55 AM
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Karac    [TotalFark]  
static.ibnlive.in.com

02 Aug 2012 10:56 AM
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imontheinternet    [TotalFark]  
roguethegirl.files.wordpress.com

I just can't believe Aishwarya Rai agreed to be in it.

02 Aug 2012 10:57 AM
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Karac    [TotalFark]  
www.indicine.com

02 Aug 2012 10:57 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
ilovebollywood.com

02 Aug 2012 10:58 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

02 Aug 2012 11:01 AM
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Uzzah     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [ilovebollywood.com image 360x640]

I just made Jism 3.

02 Aug 2012 11:13 AM
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choo    [TotalFark]  
I'd Tunak Tunak Tun that!

02 Aug 2012 11:20 AM
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cig-mkr     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

Hot Damn, that just made me hungry of a taco and two milkshakes.

02 Aug 2012 11:22 AM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
*Snert* I knew I wasn't the only one,subby.

02 Aug 2012 11:22 AM
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wildcardjack     
I hear about these countries with a billion people, like India and China and Indonesia, and I start thinking "They must have a load of promiscuity and lots of sexual imagery" but I turn out to be wrong. They just have lots of boring sex in long term relationships. And zero porn.

It turns out my initial impression was 100% wrong. The sexuality of a society is inversely proportional to the fertility of the society.

02 Aug 2012 11:23 AM
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H31N0US     
Priya Rai?

02 Aug 2012 11:23 AM
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phalamir     
wildcardjack: and I start thinking "They must have a load of promiscuity and lots of sexual imagery" but I turn out to be wrong

go GIS "hindu temple sex". You don't even have to turn safe search off

02 Aug 2012 11:30 AM
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wildcardjack     
phalamir: wildcardjack: and I start thinking "They must have a load of promiscuity and lots of sexual imagery" but I turn out to be wrong

go GIS "hindu temple sex". You don't even have to turn safe search off


Yes, and nobody goes to temple except on holy days.

02 Aug 2012 11:42 AM
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offmymeds     
Police in Mumbai, perhaps India's most cosmopolitan city, have been rounding up young women at bars in a morals campaign led by a hockey-stick wielding cop. The crackdown has used a long-ignored law that requires anyone consuming alcohol to have a government permit. Several women wearing revealing Western clothes were detained and accused of being prostitutes.

Don't tell him you think Duke sucks.

02 Aug 2012 11:42 AM
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phalamir     
wildcardjack: Yes, and nobody goes to temple except on holy days.

India has tens of thousands of gods: every day is a holy day - they even have a day just to be Holi

02 Aug 2012 11:44 AM
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PYROY     
Jism 2 is what you call it when you poop after getting buttfarked.

02 Aug 2012 11:59 AM
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Tat'dGreaser    [TotalFark]  
At the same time, growing sexual freedom has sparked a backlash by traditionalists who have torn down its risque poster, led a crackdown on bars in Mumbai and even advocated an informal curfew for women.

F*ck fixing the power outage, some woman is out past her curfew

02 Aug 2012 12:02 PM
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Kurmudgeon     
wildcardjack: It turns out my initial impression was 100% wrong. The sexuality of a society is inversely proportional to the fertility of the society.

Naturally, much less gherkin jerkin.

02 Aug 2012 12:32 PM
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The Bunyip     
PYROY: Jism 2 is what you call it when you poop after getting buttfarked.

No, I think that's the double-frogman.

02 Aug 2012 12:42 PM
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macadamnut     
The Bunyip: PYROY: Jism 2 is what you call it when you poop after getting buttfarked.

No, I think that's the double-frogman.


I thought it was a Santorum-Rasmussen.

02 Aug 2012 12:59 PM
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Cyno01    [TotalFark]  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [ilovebollywood.com image 360x640]

As a fan of Ms Leone, she is the only uh... "performer" i can think of with absolutely fantastic non freakish looking implants.

02 Aug 2012 02:11 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     
Jism 2: Splooge Control

02 Aug 2012 03:13 PM
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Jism 2: "Thank you, come again."

02 Aug 2012 03:25 PM
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Cheron     
Jism 2: The second Comming

02 Aug 2012 04:05 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
Jism 2: Face Off

02 Aug 2012 06:06 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     
Jism 2: Jizz Harder

02 Aug 2012 06:36 PM
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locustfajita     
Jism 2: Electric Boogaloo doesn't work very well.

02 Aug 2012 08:01 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
Jism II: License To Jizz

02 Aug 2012 08:04 PM
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Stinkyy     
Jism 2: The New Batch

02 Aug 2012 08:51 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     
Jism 2: The Legend of Curly's White

02 Aug 2012 10:06 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
Jism 2: Curry Powered

03 Aug 2012 05:34 AM
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tanman1975    [TotalFark]  
Jism 2: The Wrath of Khant

03 Aug 2012 09:56 AM
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Charlie Chingas     
This is a very disappointing thread.

VERY NSFW

You're welcome...

03 Aug 2012 10:09 AM
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