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   Determined to win the coveted title "Best Troll Evar", God plants evidence of a rain forest in Antarctic ice

02 Aug 2012 12:53 PM   |   5367 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
Continental Drift, you can't explain that!

02 Aug 2012 10:41 AM
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Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  
Duh.

www.deviantart.com

02 Aug 2012 10:46 AM
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gilgigamesh    [TotalFark]  
Of course, it makes perfect sense when you let your perspective be shaped by facts and observation instead of the other way around.

02 Aug 2012 10:53 AM
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kingoomieiii    [TotalFark]  
Someone get Lance Henrickson on the phone.

02 Aug 2012 11:02 AM
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wee    [TotalFark]  
You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...

02 Aug 2012 11:52 AM
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dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Ennuipoet: Continental Drift, you can't explain that!

The suspension is so soft on a Lincoln that you can't actually drift it around a corner.

02 Aug 2012 12:00 PM
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Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
dittybopper: Ennuipoet: Continental Drift, you can't explain that!

The suspension is so soft on a Lincoln that you can't actually drift it around a corner.


That generated a genuine gut laugh.

02 Aug 2012 12:04 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
"If we were to lose a lot of ice from Antarctica then we're going to see a dramatic change in sea level all around the planet."

Even a few metres of sea level rise would inundate "large portions of the habitable land around coasts of many major countries and low-lying regions," he added.


That's ok, I can handle Harrisburg being beachfront property.

02 Aug 2012 12:11 PM
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xynix    [TotalFark]  
Is it too soon to start buying property in Antarctica? Might be the happening spot in 30 or 40 years..

02 Aug 2012 12:41 PM
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Tax Boy     
God's just testing our faith with fake jungles.

That God, what a troll.

02 Aug 2012 12:55 PM
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wraithmare     
wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...


Now don't go bringing facts into this. We all know Satan put those there to confuse us.

02 Aug 2012 12:56 PM
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Grapple     
Good thing I live up near the Rockies and would need a 5k foot rise in sea level...

02 Aug 2012 12:57 PM
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Arkanaut     
They found the Savage Land? Someone get a hold of Xavier.

02 Aug 2012 12:57 PM
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PsyLord    [TotalFark]  
if they find a Mayan-like temple, it's probably a good idea to stay away.

3.bp.blogspot.com

02 Aug 2012 12:58 PM
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NotARocketScientist     
In before the "Antarctica was once 70 degrees so we can ignore global warming until it's warmer than that" denier crowd.

/bet they are here before post 50

02 Aug 2012 01:00 PM
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Feepit     
wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...


Marines aren't made out of limestone, they're made out of the toughest stuff on Earth! Shallow fossils? Show some respect for the core!

02 Aug 2012 01:00 PM
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squegeebooo     
It's the super devil, and his marmalade jar, striking again.

02 Aug 2012 01:01 PM
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Gorra     
In before Bevets.

02 Aug 2012 01:01 PM
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Vaneshi     
Ennuipoet: Continental Drift, you can't explain that!

and of all things climate change as well. The Sahara used to be a forest thousands of years ago; they found cave paintings of what people hunted nearby.

02 Aug 2012 01:01 PM
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hp6sa     
upload.wikimedia.org

02 Aug 2012 01:01 PM
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Representative of the unwashed masses     
Ennuipoet: Continental Drift, you can't explain that!

www.dinojim.com

not the best map but you can clearly see that Antarctica is at or at least very near the south pole even 65 Ma.

/Still cool though, bring on the beaches of Antarctica!

02 Aug 2012 01:02 PM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
Cobra Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

02 Aug 2012 01:04 PM
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wee    [TotalFark]  
wraithmare: We all know Satan put those there to confuse us.

I though it was god who put the fossils there to test our faith. Or something.

I actually had one person tell me that those fossils were from the old testament flood. I just blinked a couple times and made my exit.

Feepit: Marines aren't made out of limestone, they're made out of the toughest stuff on Earth! Shallow fossils? Show some respect for the core!

I meant no disrespect to any Marine Core soldiers.

02 Aug 2012 01:04 PM
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UseUrHeadFred    [TotalFark]  
wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...


These old-testament literalists are the same people who claim that God is a jealous, angry autocrat who is anything but all-benevolent, and who must be worshiped simply because he has all the power.

The same people whose greatest scholars claim that the solution to the "problem of evil" is simply that "when God does it, it's not evil."

And you're puzzled by their reasoning?

02 Aug 2012 01:04 PM
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wippit     
wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...


My wife's belief says that the Flood exerted a lot of pressure on the the Earth's crust, forcing land what was at or below sea-level to be forced upwards.

Scary thing is, that was used at the end of the movie 2012. so I don't know how possible it would be for that to happen.

02 Aug 2012 01:11 PM
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Ned Stark     
wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...


The animals were washed up there by the flood and then fast fossilized.

02 Aug 2012 01:13 PM
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wildcardjack     
burningcity.com

02 Aug 2012 01:13 PM
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Wicked Chinchilla     
wippit: wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...

My wife's belief says that the Flood exerted a lot of pressure on the the Earth's crust, forcing land what was at or below sea-level to be forced upwards.

Scary thing is, that was used at the end of the movie 2012. so I don't know how possible it would be for that to happen.


That doesn't make any sense. At all.

02 Aug 2012 01:17 PM
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imontheinternet    [TotalFark]  
Not surprising. There were no pirates back then, so the temperatures would have been through the roof.

02 Aug 2012 01:20 PM
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WonderStuff     
I thought we already knew this... I read there were dinosaurs and forests their for years...

02 Aug 2012 01:20 PM
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Representative of the unwashed masses     
Wicked Chinchilla: wippit: wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...

My wife's belief says that the Flood exerted a lot of pressure on the the Earth's crust, forcing land what was at or below sea-level to be forced upwards.

Scary thing is, that was used at the end of the movie 2012. so I don't know how possible it would be for that to happen.

That doesn't make any sense. At all.


not even a little bit...

The key to geology, no jesus talk.

02 Aug 2012 01:22 PM
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Mjeck     
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02 Aug 2012 01:25 PM
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wee    [TotalFark]  
UseUrHeadFred: And you're puzzled by their reasoning?

Their lack of reasoning, I should say. The evidence is pretty obvious...

02 Aug 2012 01:32 PM
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jaybeezey     
Mjeck: Free Kent Hovind

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With purchase of $50 or more...

02 Aug 2012 01:33 PM
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wippit     
Representative of the unwashed masses: Scary thing is, that was used at the end of the movie 2012. so I don't know how possible it would be for that to happen.

That doesn't make any sense. At all.

not even a little bit...

The key to geology, no jesus talk.


Anyone ever studied the effect of mass increase on plate tectonics? I was rather shocked to see the idea in a non-religious movie, but I can't find anything on the internet not bible-related.

02 Aug 2012 01:34 PM
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Pro Zack     
Antarctica was once 70 degrees so we can ignore global warming until it's warmer than that

02 Aug 2012 01:34 PM
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Ned Stark     
wippit: Representative of the unwashed masses: Scary thing is, that was used at the end of the movie 2012. so I don't know how possible it would be for that to happen.

That doesn't make any sense. At all.

not even a little bit...

The key to geology, no jesus talk.

Anyone ever studied the effect of mass increase on plate tectonics? I was rather shocked to see the idea in a non-religious movie, but I can't find anything on the internet not bible-related.


A movie about the world ending due to Mayan prophecies isn't religious?

02 Aug 2012 01:38 PM
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wippit     
Ned Stark: A movie about the world ending due to Mayan prophecies isn't religious?

I thought it was astronomical, not theological....


Anyways found this. That's a hell of a lot of match, but while a continent could theoretically rise due to water pressure, it would only be about 1000 ft and would take longer than the 1 year Young-Earth Creationists say happened.

02 Aug 2012 01:42 PM
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Dinobot     
PsyLord: if they find a Mayan-like temple, it's probably a good idea to stay away.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x254]


came for AvP, leaving satisfied.

02 Aug 2012 01:43 PM
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I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: "If we were to lose a lot of ice from Antarctica then we're going to see a dramatic change in sea level all around the planet."

Even a few metres of sea level rise would inundate "large portions of the habitable land around coasts of many major countries and low-lying regions," he added.


That's ok, I can handle Harrisburg being beachfront property.


graphics8.nytimes.com

"Harrisburg! HARRISBURG!!!!!"

02 Aug 2012 01:55 PM
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TyrantII     
If you're going to take a book written over multiple generational literally, you need to be called a moron. We can't even get through one election cycle without idiots trying to rewrite history to their benefit. You think a book "from God", the most important book in the world at the time, was able to?

That said, one think I would love to see is someone going through the "good book" tying any allegory they can in there with current scientific knowledge. Dust to dust sounds an awful lot like how we know we're made of star stuff now. Who ever said 6 days and nights on God time is the same as on earth?

I don't expect it to be 100% serious, but if little green men did come down from the heavens and were trying to explain quantum mechanics and the nature of the universe to sheep herders, wouldn't allusion and allegory be the best bet? Does the bible line up well in that notion?

02 Aug 2012 02:10 PM
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wippit     
TyrantII: Who ever said 6 days and nights on God time is the same as on earth?

Who ever said they were 6 days in a row?

02 Aug 2012 02:28 PM
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steamingpile     
Ennuipoet: Continental Drift, you can't explain that!

Axis(pole) shift is more like it.

Starting to believe more and more that this is the cause of most issues people are biatching about.

02 Aug 2012 02:41 PM
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Tentacle     
xynix: Is it too soon to start buying property in Antarctica? Might be the happening spot in 30 or 40 years..

Living there will still screw up your circadian rhythm

02 Aug 2012 02:41 PM
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RedVentrue     
Tentacle: xynix: Is it too soon to start buying property in Antarctica? Might be the happening spot in 30 or 40 years..

Living there will still screw up your circadian rhythm


I don't have a circadian rhythm, so I would be OK with that.

02 Aug 2012 03:06 PM
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Bag of Hammers     
over in 2.

02 Aug 2012 03:16 PM
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zjoik     
RedVentrue: Tentacle: xynix: Is it too soon to start buying property in Antarctica? Might be the happening spot in 30 or 40 years..

Living there will still screw up your circadian rhythm

I don't have a circadian rhythm, so I would be OK with that.


mine's more of a bolero

02 Aug 2012 03:30 PM
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inner ted     
Feepit: wee: You know what kind of rock Mt Everest is made up of? Marine limestone, riddled with shallow water fossils.

Another reason why the "6,000 year old Earth" thing has always puzzled me...

Marines aren't made out of limestone, they're made out of the toughest stuff on Earth! Shallow fossils? Show some respect for the core!


watch carefully: corps

/or were you being clever? mysterious

02 Aug 2012 03:40 PM
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old_toole    [TotalFark]  
Re-unite Pangaea !!!!!

02 Aug 2012 04:17 PM
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Ned Stark     
Dinobot: PsyLord: if they find a Mayan-like temple, it's probably a good idea to stay away.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x254]

came for AvP, leaving satisfied.


Yeah, cause a handful of b-rate space bugs and some honor-seeking most dangerous game hunters are definitely the worst thing you could find in a strange ancient temple buried in the ice.


/iä iä

02 Aug 2012 04:22 PM
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