Boring..........

The Jose Canseco complete idiot.

The raisin balls Jose Canseco have no money.

Good, fark Canseco. He writes a book accusing players of substance abuse and then cries like a little biatch when no MLB team will take him. Why the hell would they bring a cancer like him into their clubhouse?

I'm pretty sure my brain is bigger than a peanut though.

/dnrtfa

I may end up filing for bankrupcy, but I feel better knowing that this tool, and David Duval, got there first.

And it's off his head for a home run!


And Conseco gets knocked the fark out a little after a minute into the fight!


Ex wife Jessica says his balls are smaller than peanuts due to steroid use

And now he announces that he is broke. What a guy!

He may have had a kick-ass late 80s/early 90s, but his life right now sure as hell isn't better than mine. We're financially solvent, people don't think "Oh Jesus, not that asshole again" when I meet them, and I'm not pining away for glory days that ain't EVER coming back.

Sure, he had some impressive highs, but that just makes his current lows that much worse.

/Canseco waits, dreaming.

Hey, he banged Madonna. Stop hatin', jealousmitter.

drivingsouth: The raisin balls Jose Canseco have no money.

That would be the nicest thing the Sheik has said about him in the last few weeks. That Twitter feed is money for laughs.

I saw a story on a news show about him. First, he went back to his foreclosed mansion, slipped past the fence into his yard and peeked inside at his former possessions. Then Jose went to some small town to watch a baseball game. He sat away from the crowd, and while he was trying to enjoy the game by himself, some process servers found him and gave him a summons to appear in court. The next day, he went to a doctor who tested him and told him that he had an abnormally low amount of testosterone in his system, probably due to PED abuse, and that the effects were probably permanent. Jose said this was probably the reason he had very little sex drive and that he was tired all the time.

The only upside in his life was that he had a cute girlfriend. But if he wasn't really that interested in having sex with her, I guess that negates much of the upside of having a cute girlfriend.

I certainly don't envy what he's going through at the moment.

His recent life problems not withstanding, Canseco is one of the generation of ballplayers who were, for better or worse, part of the pop culture fabric surrounding my childhood. I will always remember him for that time I got to sit and watch as he pitched the 9th inning at Fenway Park as the Rangers had run out of relief pitchers in a one-sided thrashing at the hands of the Red Sox (the day AFTER a ball famously bounced off his head and over the outfield wall for a home run) and that time he saved that lady's furniture from that house fire..... Oh wait? You say that was a cartoon? Really? Hmmm, must've missed that.

LTRM35A2: I am sure your remember it that way, but the pesky little facts are the home run off the head was three days before he pitched the 8th inning.

It's great you saw it (or at least tell that story) but know your facts or you seem like a fibber

DONT BE A CANSACO

IamTomJoad: LTRM35A2: I am sure your remember it that way, but the pesky little facts are the home run off the head was three days before he pitched the 8th inning.

It's great you saw it (or at least tell that story) but know your facts or you seem like a fibber

DONT BE A CANSACO

I'm trying hard to remember what was so long ago I was still in the boy scouts........... and we were on a field trip. I'm sure of that much... that and I still have the game program stuffed in one of those attic boxes... oh well, faulty memory like this is why innocent people go to jail I guess

Sorry, but baseball is all about facts, stats and box scores.

Pet peeve of mine

IamTomJoad: Sorry, but baseball is all about facts, stats and box scores.

Pet peeve of mine

Just as well, I hate it when I derp myself when I'm too lazy to fact check

That's the point

YOU WERE THERE!!!

A moment in history, a point in time that can be recalled, and should be, with great flourish and accurate details.

"I watched this guy retire once, I forget his name. Said something about being a pretty lucky guy or something along those lines"

I remember the game day program had Mo Vaughn on the cover.... please! ya gotta believe me!!!