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02 Aug 2012 04:34 PM   |   8929 clicks   |   The Day
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xynix    [TotalFark]  
I like sunflower seeds and beef.. Can this make beef that tastes like sunflower seeds????

02 Aug 2012 02:08 PM
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Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
SUNFLOOOWERS! SUUUUUUUNFLOOOOOOWERS! MOO MOO MOO! MOO, I SAY!

02 Aug 2012 02:57 PM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
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02 Aug 2012 03:08 PM
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kobrakai     
And people make fun of the way Southerners speak. Hah!

02 Aug 2012 04:39 PM
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natazha     
Flash-back to the buffet at Circus Circus.

Except the cows are better dressed.

02 Aug 2012 04:46 PM
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Grapple     
Walker: " />

THIS

02 Aug 2012 04:52 PM
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suziequzie    [TotalFark]  
natazha: Flash-back to the buffet at Circus Circus.

Except the cows are better dressed behaved.

02 Aug 2012 05:14 PM
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KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.

02 Aug 2012 05:16 PM
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Tillmaster     
KarmicDisaster: It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.

I don't normally say this, but THIS.

Why are you growing sunflowers, old chap?

02 Aug 2012 05:23 PM
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mudpants     
I heard of a scene of 'em.

02 Aug 2012 05:24 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     
yieldmanager.net

Now that is the script I have been waiting to allow.

/eff u stoopid script page

02 Aug 2012 05:49 PM
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dualplains     
Tillmaster: KarmicDisaster: It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.

I don't normally say this, but THIS.

Why are you growing sunflowers, old chap?


Bees? Sunflower honey's a thing, right?

02 Aug 2012 05:53 PM
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KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
dualplains: Tillmaster: KarmicDisaster: It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.

I don't normally say this, but THIS.

Why are you growing sunflowers, old chap?

Bees? Sunflower honey's a thing, right?


Sure, people sure grow them, this is the first year I have not planted at least a couple rows myself, but the guy was going on how the seeds were such a problem blah blah.

02 Aug 2012 05:55 PM
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To The Escape Zeppelin!     
KarmicDisaster: dualplains: Tillmaster: KarmicDisaster: It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.

I don't normally say this, but THIS.

Why are you growing sunflowers, old chap?

Bees? Sunflower honey's a thing, right?

Sure, people sure grow them, this is the first year I have not planted at least a couple rows myself, but the guy was going on how the seeds were such a problem blah blah.


And they take nitrogen from the soil so they're bad for that too.

02 Aug 2012 06:35 PM
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Calmamity    [TotalFark]  
KarmicDisaster: It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.


Maybe when the sunflowers are gone he keeps the cows in the same field and the cows poop and then next spring he's all like "Godammit! The fu*king sunflowers are BACK! What the FU*K?!"

02 Aug 2012 07:26 PM
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Barricaded Gunman     
Calmamity: Maybe when the sunflowers are gone he keeps the cows in the same field and the cows poop and then next spring he's all like "Godammit! The fu*king sunflowers are BACK! What the FU*K?!"

Holy SH-T, what a farking image... actual goddamn laugh out loud funny. Full point.

02 Aug 2012 07:42 PM
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
How long is it supposed to take for that video to load?

02 Aug 2012 07:57 PM
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froggyclifford     
We are looking for Trachimbrod.

02 Aug 2012 08:06 PM
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puffy999    [TotalFark]  
I was assuming that the problem may be that the sunflowers may expand beyond the field if not kept in check, and begin to invade other parts of the farm.

02 Aug 2012 08:08 PM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
puffy999: I was assuming that the problem may be that the sunflowers may expand beyond the field if not kept in check, and begin to invade other parts of the farm.

No, no, the important thing is to prejudge the farmer without any further information or knowledge.

02 Aug 2012 08:43 PM
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Tsar_Bomba1     
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02 Aug 2012 08:45 PM
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ThisIsntMe    [TotalFark]  
To The Escape Zeppelin!: KarmicDisaster: dualplains: Tillmaster: KarmicDisaster: It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.

I don't normally say this, but THIS.

Why are you growing sunflowers, old chap?

Bees? Sunflower honey's a thing, right?

Sure, people sure grow them, this is the first year I have not planted at least a couple rows myself, but the guy was going on how the seeds were such a problem blah blah.

And they take nitrogen from the soil so they're bad for that too.



They grow them for a Make-A-Wish Charity event held every year at their farm. $5 bouquets, $5 hayrides and $15 T-Shirts with all proceeds going to Make-A-Wish.

02 Aug 2012 08:49 PM
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BumpInTheNight     
Grapple: Walker: " />

THIS


Seconded!

02 Aug 2012 09:29 PM
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Tillmaster     
ThisIsntMe: To The Escape Zeppelin!: KarmicDisaster: dualplains: Tillmaster: KarmicDisaster: It the seeds are such a big problem, what did you plant them for then? They are obviously planted to be that dense.

I don't normally say this, but THIS.

Why are you growing sunflowers, old chap?

Bees? Sunflower honey's a thing, right?

Sure, people sure grow them, this is the first year I have not planted at least a couple rows myself, but the guy was going on how the seeds were such a problem blah blah.

And they take nitrogen from the soil so they're bad for that too.


They grow them for a Make-A-Wish Charity event held every year at their farm. $5 bouquets, $5 hayrides and $15 T-Shirts with all proceeds going to Make-A-Wish.


You mean they don't make oil from the seeds, or even sell the seeds for bird food? Why not, I wonder.
No. Sunflower honey isn't a thing.

02 Aug 2012 09:43 PM
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Picticon     
I made the mistake of tilling in about 5 stalks (with heads) of Russian mammoths into my garden last fall. My entire garden was covered in baby sunflowers this spring. I tilled it twice, and still had a half dozen survivors (I let 4 on the edge live). They are like weeds.

Although I'd imagine a simple mowing after they are about a foot high would have solved their problem.

02 Aug 2012 10:44 PM
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KidneyStone     
My GF and I have been talking about getting a cow.

Seriously. She has 23 acres in the NE Georgia sticks and we're looking into how much maintenance it would be to have a cow. Not for milk, or meat, just as a sort of pet.

Of course I think if you have one dog/cat/cow you really need two

/we ain't young folk

02 Aug 2012 10:53 PM
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morg     
Everyone who is say this " /> should allow castfire and theday. Don't fall for the others.

03 Aug 2012 01:09 AM
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AppleOptionEsc     
KidneyStone: My GF and I have been talking about getting a cow.

Seriously. She has 23 acres in the NE Georgia sticks and we're looking into how much maintenance it would be to have a cow. Not for milk, or meat, just as a sort of pet.

Of course I think if you have one dog/cat/cow you really need two

/we ain't young folk


Why?

No really, why? A single calf/cow? Why? My step dad decided raising one by itself was some sort of kid raising experiment. Cows are as social as a dog or horse herd. You are going to have one pissed off cow you can't wait to butcher for meat in 6 months. Unless you like torturing cows. Then by all means, continue to hobby farm.

/The only reason humans domesticated cows was because they taste good
//It's as bad as rising alpacas
///messy annoying jerks, when raised alone

03 Aug 2012 04:00 AM
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puffy999    [TotalFark]  
KidneyStone: My GF and I have been talking about getting a cow.

Seriously. She has 23 acres in the NE Georgia sticks and we're looking into how much maintenance it would be to have a cow. Not for milk, or meat, just as a sort of pet.

Of course I think if you have one dog/cat/cow you really need two

/we ain't young folk


You'd be better off with a dickhead goat that nobody wants.

03 Aug 2012 04:37 AM
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BalugaJoe     
froggyclifford: We are looking for Trachimbrod.

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. knows the way.

03 Aug 2012 08:42 AM
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uberaverage     
News reports that generate more questions than answers are as frustrating as having too many sunflower seeds.

03 Aug 2012 09:36 AM
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ThisIsntMe    [TotalFark]  
KidneyStone: My GF and I have been talking about getting a cow.

Seriously. She has 23 acres in the NE Georgia sticks and we're looking into how much maintenance it would be to have a cow. Not for milk, or meat, just as a sort of pet.

Of course I think if you have one dog/cat/cow you really need two

/we ain't young folk


I'd go to People's Livestock over in Cartersville (NW GA) and ask for Wendy. Tell her Ron sent you and she'll set you up with a nice cow. No, really, I'm serious.

03 Aug 2012 04:32 PM
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ThisIsntMe    [TotalFark]  
AppleOptionEsc: KidneyStone: My GF and I have been talking about getting a cow.

Seriously. She has 23 acres in the NE Georgia sticks and we're looking into how much maintenance it would be to have a cow. Not for milk, or meat, just as a sort of pet.

Of course I think if you have one dog/cat/cow you really need two

/we ain't young folk

Why?

No really, why? A single calf/cow? Why? My step dad decided raising one by itself was some sort of kid raising experiment. Cows are as social as a dog or horse herd. You are going to have one pissed off cow you can't wait to butcher for meat in 6 months. Unless you like torturing cows. Then by all means, continue to hobby farm.

/The only reason humans domesticated cows was because they taste good
//It's as bad as rising alpacas
///messy annoying jerks, when raised alone


This as well. You should get three. Have you never seen "Home On The Range"?

03 Aug 2012 04:36 PM
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artthehypnotist     
KidneyStone: My GF and I have been talking about getting a cow.

Seriously. She has 23 acres in the NE Georgia sticks and we're looking into how much maintenance it would be to have a cow. Not for milk, or meat, just as a sort of pet.

Of course I think if you have one dog/cat/cow you really need two

/we ain't young folk


You are supposed to get the cow as a new-born, and pick it up a few times a day, then you get really really strong as it grows up.

Right?

03 Aug 2012 05:04 PM
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03 Aug 2012 09:42 PM
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