Or as humans call it, "divorce"

So... swallow?

they end up dying spinster spiders because of their hyper aggressiveness

So nature is breeding less hyper aggressive spiders? Next thing you know she'll want to cuddle.

This is why I always bring a turkey or whatever for my mate to consume while I get busy with the repoductive end. Can't eat me if her mandibles are wrapped around a turkey.

So does this mean the Duggar guy is a ZOMBIE?!?!?

Quasar: So... swallow?

I'm shaking my tiny fist of rage at you.

Cup_O_Jo: So does this mean the Duggar guy is a ZOMBIE?!?!?

Or he buys a lot of turkeys.

I just prefer killing my hubby slowly.
/on the inside.

NO DUH